[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[unmeltable-snow]

this is crazy?????

[unmeltable-snow]

this is what the character looks like btw

[rampagingpoet]

[apolladay]

Thank you

You're welcome

Of course

No problem

Sure thing

No, thank you

You're not welcome

It's my pleasure

Happy to help

Okay

..........................

No thanks necessary

You can thank me in compensation

Thank you

You're welcome

Of course

No problem

Sure thing

No, thank you

You're not welcome

It's my pleasure

Happy to help

Okay

..........................

No thanks necessary

You can thank me in compensation

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2025

[cat-potatoes-deactivated20470604]

What my brain tries to say: you're alright

What comes out: yeah right

[totallyfubar]

get okay with being some level of burden on others, seriously

[totallyfubar]

you know what’s a real burden? a person that is so scared of leaning on other people that they try to be completely self sufficient and you end up either having to help them indirectly to save their ego or they have to break down in order to receive help, both of which are so much more heavy to the person that loves them than just being leaned on casually

[davidpincher]

actually if we’re mutuals we are valentines. no takebacksies.

[the-smiley-blue-axolotl]

@glitch-1983 @myxabyss @ihave-no-life @raindropssys @springonmytraptillicomeback

[garbuge]

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally

[thelastlightningbug]

My passing advice/tips, now that I've been out as trans for nearly 4 years:

Signal that you plan on passing.

Look over your shoulder to check your blind spots.

Never drive off the paved or main-traveled part of the road to pass.

Never pass on the left if the driver ahead is signaling a left turn.

When turning left, do not assume that an oncoming vehicle with its right turn signal on is turning before it reaches you.

Hope these tips could be helpful! I've learned a lot in the past few years and wanted to share :)

[hoofpeet]

hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape

[bloodcoveredbutch]

the world is beautiful because my friends have ocs

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

do not 10k me stop that

[ebonyheartnet]

*clicks reblog* your old friend, the conses of your quences, sends their regards

[shortkinglogan]

ThpThpThpThpThpThp

[rottenbabyfawn]

pspspspsps heyyy kittykittykittyy

[shortkinglogan]

[j4gm]

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

[dovecote]

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

[dovecote]

Behold, One William.

[j4gm]

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

AITA for not getting the wordle "woman"?

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

listening and learning

[3liza]

theres no appreciation for white girls with fucked up puffy frizzy hair anymore. we just sort of lost our way in the 90s and never found our way back out of the jennifer aniston torment nexus

[bladeemaid]

start of the 90s -> end of the 90s

[junglejim4322]

[runs my hand thru ur straightened hair] promise you’ll stop for me..

[disabledunitypunk]

I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

[autism-official]

I don't even have food allergies and I get annoyed when the ingredients list is vague

[autism-official]

And stereotypical people are just like "why are you worried about it" like wtf is in this what do you mean spice

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

this interaction killing me