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Here, take this depressed Fire Spirit ignoring Pitaya, because he's got bad gender dysphoria + whatever else he's got bottled up in there. Feeling like he's a complete burden to Pitaya. (Not that he ever really vents to Pitaya or anyone anyway.) BUT Pitaya is gonna do whatever they can to help Fire Spirit feel better and loved. (Also I apologize that I keep posting sketches sfhgjasvfdksdvaf I thought about making this into a full comic but I got tired.) -
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Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”
You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.
I think people forget that Kara was executed for attempted murder, not magic. Even if she hadn’t had magic she would’ve been executed. Bc she tried to kill the king.
Also, Arthur gave her an opportunity to talk reasonably and she straight up refused. She stuck to her guns and had to deal with the consequences.
i have to push back on this pretty firmly. kara was someone who had already lived through the consequences of uther’s genocide of her people. she had every reason to believe, correctly, that camelot’s laws and camelot’s king represented an existential threat to her and everyone like her. calling her attempt to kill arthur “attempted murder” as if it exists in some neutral legal vacuum erases the actual context. she wasnt a random assailant. she was someone who had been failed and terrorised by the crown her entire life trying to stop the person who represented the continuation of that terror.
and the framing that “arthur gave her an opportunity to talk reasonably and she refused” puts the burden of reasonableness entirely on the person being oppressed. why would she owe arthur a calm conversation. why is the expectation that the victim of systemic violence has to negotiate politely with the system before resisting it. thats not a neutral standard, thats asking her to bend her knee to the exact structure that killed her people and calling her stubborn for refusing.
she didnt “stick to her guns” in some abstract principled stubbornness. she made a choice grounded in the very reasonable belief that arthur, despite individual moments of growth, still represented and enforced a violent system. and these double standards with kara are GLARING. merlin kills people constantly throughout this show. he kills to protect arthur, in service of the same crown that murders magic users, and yet most of the fandom celebrates this. nobody calls merlin a murderer who needs to be executed for his crimes. nobody says he should have just talked it out reasonably. if kara had been a man, this would be framed as heroic resistance against tyranny. but shes a woman, and a woman who refuses to perform graciousness toward her oppressors doesnt get the same narrative mercy, does she :) kara’s act of resistance against the actual architecture of her own people’s genocide is just something she has to deal with the consequences of, right?
and this isnt a hypothetical pattern, it shows up constantly with how real resistance gets talked about too. people who fight back against colonisation, against apartheid, against genocide, get held to this exact same impossible standard after the fact. why didnt they just negotiate?why didn’t they try the reasonable channels first?? why did they have to resort to violence??? the people asking these questions are rarely asking them about the violence of the oppressor, only the violence of the resistance. its a very old rhetorical move and its not neutral, its a tool for delegitimising people who fought back against something that was already killing them.
if the logic is “she had other options, she should have stayed calm, she brought this on herself by refusing to be reasonable with the person enforcing the system that killed her people” - do you say the same about anticolonial resistance movements or enslaved people who fought back against their captors instead of waiting patiently for the system to reform itself. surely you’re consistent about this and its not just convenient when the person resisting happens to be a woman who refused to perform gratitude toward her own oppressor . right
Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”
this one?
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@animals-with-fan-art i think this absolutely counts 😸
(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)
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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
THIS ONE
i can see it
ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER
the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands
the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done
the bad news: the only way out is through
the good news: I do know the way out!
the bad news: yeah but it's through
making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor
"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before
gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
I've been doing an absolutely horrible job at sleep lately, and daytime me has the very best of intentions, but then nighttime me is a vapid fool who doesn't seem to care.
Maybe making my "stop looking at screens for the night" reminder more attention grabbing will help.
It worked for about 3 days and then became ignorable again.
Day 01. Childhood ✨
And the ichigo week begins!
POV youre watching the coworker who doesnt know Shit About Fuck give a presentation that will Definetly Solve All Of The Company's Problems. If said coworker was also the token Mad Scientist you keep in the basement because you couldnt hire the better ones. also sorry for the art quality i needed to get this out of my system fast
I've been watching him for my entire life I hate the air he breathes, his foolish decrees His words so contrived And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't wishing For untimely death or demise Or am I just wishing I could be like you? [That the people would see me too as a poet And not just the muse] Oh, it's not true, I don't wish harm upon you May the gods strike me down if I forsake you Frater meus, [you're beautifully made And to you I'm forever grateful] But why do I lie awake each night thinking "Instead of you, it should be me"? Please know my actions are not motivated only by envy I, too, have a destiny This death will be art The people will speak of this day from near and afar This event will be history, and I'll be great too I don't want what you have, I want to be you My name is Brutus, but the people will call me Rex [Buttress - Brutus] "[...]Enrico was the most qualified person and the leading candidate to inherit the title of Vongola Decimo before he was shot and killed[...]." [KHR wiki, list of minor characters]
have you guys ever been 13 to 16 lol. was that fucked up or what
A compilation of my adult Gen 10 Vongola Guardians headcanons of all time:
Tsuna does become the Vongola boss. He does it with the purpose of being the last one, tho.
Tsuna got Mukuro to go along with his plans by promising Mukuro would be the one to kill him one day. He was dead serious about it.
Reborn hates Mukuro's guts and thinks Tsuna is a fool for trusting him. Mukuro knows that Tsuna was serious, so he follows his lead, as long as their deal stands. Tsuna plans to let Mukuro kill him when he's an older man and burn his own body to the ground with flames, so Mukuro can't possess him.
The older they get, the more rebellious the guardians grow towards Reborn. They start maturing and following more Tsuna per se, his ideals, his plans.
Gokudera in particular has a very (!!) tense relationship with Reborn. With age, Gokudera stops idolizing Reborn and engages more and more in open arguments in Tsuna's behalf.
At least once Yamamoto pointed his blade at Reborn seriously. Solving that situation was a nightmare.
Most of them go to university or get a minor degree as Tsuna's requirement to "join" the family. Tsuna might hate studying, but he does not fuck around about getting proper education for all of them.
He hates the Vongola mansion. He buys the ruined property of a poor family for an tbh exaggerate sum and makes them build a proper complex there. It's close enough to the Vongola mansion that he can walk (fly?) to it, so he has all his official meetings there and reserves the complex for the informal reunions with friends and family.
Dino and Tsuna had one (1) major fight. It was about the expectations on Tsuna, the reality of the mafia world and the of course, Reborn. They agreed to go all in only once and then never fight again. Dino promised that if Tsuna was the last of the Vongolas, he'd be the last of the Cavallones. Tsuna promises to give a chance to the mafia world and see what they could make out of it together.
Fuuta, I-Pin and Lambo graduated from middle school in Namimori. Bianchi stayed with them during those years and everyone would visit them regularly.
In that time Lambo realized he'd miss Tsuna too much, so be begged Tsuna to let him go to a high school in Italy, closer to him. They all ended up studying there.
Kyoko stayed in Japan with the kids at first and started studying there. She missed her brother a lot, tho. Haru went to a different university. She was brilliant, but after the adventures with the guardians, common life was a bit boring. They ended up moving to Italy to finish their studies, which means even more shenanigans of Tsuna trying to cover the mafia life and the fact he's rich now.
Yamamoto went pro for a few years. First in Japan, then some seasons in the US. He got an insane network connection lol. He then made an excuse about salary to move to Italy to "play there". The Vongolas own the team as an effort to get kids from poverty into a proper lifestyle.
Part of the Vongola income now comes from sports bets. Nothing illegal. In fact, Ryohei scouts impressive athletes and checks to see if other mafias are interfering in the match. Some athletes and organizations actually pay them to check and eliminate any cheating agents.
They send Hibari lmao. He hates weak people and no one is weaker than those who need to cheat in order to win.
Gokudera unironically takes into cooking and decoration. Is he a malewife? Sort of. If you were Tsuna's right hand man, forced to watch him through the tightest schedule ever while he tries to solve at least 9 generations of Vongola mistakes... He personally prepares the food to guarantee they are not poisoned and arranges most rooms so there's always at least one seat Tsuna can comfortably nap in.
The next trip to Mafialandia is even worse. Either Tsuna is treated like a celebrity so he has not a moment of peace or Reborn sends him on another training.
Tsuna is a champ in human relationships.
The complex is rarely quiet or empty. At the same time, the guardians aren't all reunited as often. They make sure that Tsuna doesn't feel alone and create excuses to show Tsuna the progress of all his effort.
Omg I didn't plan for this to be such a long post. I'd have to do a series at this point 😂😂
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