T H E C R A B Z O N E

[great-and-small]

Yeah that place is good but it’s always soooooo crowded

[maggotmuncher0]

first horseshoe crab in 2026

[kodasea]

Living fossils

[taylornprice]

lil blue crab

[taylornprice]

lil crab!

[hyydraworks]

A small crab friend, ready to hold your brush 🦀 🎨

[hornpoint]

the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row

[hornpoint]

HWOOOAAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[ja-khajay]

Don’t forget the new cover they made for the expanded edition

[hornpoint]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[logarto]

damn girl are you a bobster 🦞 because im about to 🥣 bisque it all

[drafthearse]

fiddler crabs at plumb beach. 2021.

[slimepost-generator]

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

[technicolorcrows]

of course! let me just-

(source)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCKING GETCH OU

[infectiouspiss]

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

[slimesprinkles]

baby horseshoe crabs

[jame7t]

Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

[demilypyro]

the FN P90

[jame7t]

oh fuck yum the FN P90

[cryptotheism]

Cracks open this bad boy and sucks out the meat like a snow crab

[benk625-blog]

Hold on, I gotta look something up.

[benk625-blog]

Yeah, this is funny.

[jame7t]

sorry did you have to google crabs

[alleesaur]

casual blue crab miku doodle

[natinutu]

CRABS🦀⭐️

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

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