i killed curiosity

toni | nyc | 21 | hufflepuff

[ikilledcuriosity]

if there was a letterboxd for weird video essays i would be the apps top user

[honeyed-latte]

"Severus Snape is ugly!!!!"

Shoulda thought about that before you described him as a goth twink with long hair and a cute hooked nose, you fucking idiots.

Nothing about that sounds ugly to me?

[fjilde]

[trippingontheescalator]

Sirius: "Snape knew more curses when he arrived at school than half the kids in seventh year."

11 year old Severus: "You motherfucking, shit-stained, cunt-mouthed little prick. Your chin looks like a ballsack and your droopy eye looks like the hood of a clit."

11 year old Sirius (crying): "I'm rubber, you're glue--"

[needle-bug-blog]

[killsandthrills]

thatsronsgirlfriendyounumpty:

From “I am going to murder you little good for nothing meddling kids” to “CUNT, DON’T TOUCH MY BABIES” in .02 seconds

I will never not reblog this.

[iamnmbr3]

Harry: -and so then I stabbed the diary and the Riddle that came out of it sort of died.

Dumbledore: ooh Horcrux on Horcrux violence

Harry: What?

Dumbledore: lol don’t worry about it

[handledwithgloves]

me, defending severus and draco: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HIM LIKE I DO PLEASE JUST JUST LISTEN PLEASE PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[catfayssoux]

[saturnsconstellation]

Oh god no

[digitkame]

4 years after graduation wasn’t long enough for Filch to forget the silhouette of a spidery student skulking around in the dark.

I saw a post (can’t remember by whom) that said something along the line of Snape probably getting mistaken for a student by Argus Filch when he first started teaching at Hogwarts. I thought it was funny, so I put it into a drawing🌝

[girilimoni]

masterminds

[lilbeanz]

Every day I am haunted by images of Draco Malfoy strutting through the halls of Hogwarts and serving cunt.

[hannisimp]

“Wanna ride on a real Cowboy?”

Nsfw with this one anyone?😉😉😉

[ikilledcuriosity]

yeehaw ☺️

[ikilledcuriosity]

lily: hey babe can you do this dishes?

james:

[makingimages]

[nympheral]

sirius had never had a problem with sharing the bathroom with james while one of them was showering but then he secretly started seeing remus and well… he couldn’t risk james barging in anymore so he started locking the door. james obviously got suspicious and had to investigate

[severussnapemylove]

(Severus shows up with his Hufflepuff s/o)

Sirius; 'What in the fuck-knuckles is this?"

Severus; "They're my partner, you little shit."

Sirius; "Whoa! Pump the hate brakes. I'm just surprised anybody would date you. Especially Pinky Pie from My Little Pony."

Y/N; *uses wand to throw something heavy at Sirius*

[meemoop]

Happy teacher appreciation week!

[ikilledcuriosity]

rip severus snape, you would’ve loved therapy