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[satyriconmp3]

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

[acesaru]

Me: okay brain, don’t freak out, but we’ve come across a minor inconvenience

My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

[lesbeid0u]

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[transhuman-priestess]

[jeanritchie]

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

[jeanritchie]

[gamegrrl]

where do you get an ostrich egg

[tarilaran]

Typically they come from ostriches

[kubleeka]

where do you get an ostrich

[tarilaran]

Typically they come from ostrich eggs

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[holdyourthroat]

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[jalokivia]

Vihdoin

[kulttuurinkurittama]

Joku yritti just kuuluttaa jotaki ja sen plim äänen jälkeen oli vaan hiljasuutta ja sit kaukanen "mitä vittua mä sanon"

Sitä samaa kansalainen

[homunculus-argument]

[crowttore]

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[ozdical]