Captain is King

Prince Kai? Check my fan I think I'm overheating. Semi-hiatus bc of colllege

[cyborg-martyr-wolf-monarch]

Kai, every second he’s around Levana

[incorrecttlcquotes]

Thorne: Give me your hairdryer.

Scarlet: What?

Thorne: Don’t you carry one in your purse?

Scarlet: Have you ever met a human woman?

LATER

Thorne: Do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Iko: Of course, I’m not an animal.

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

[transmeddragon]

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[those-goddamn-bats]

[badkidgorgug]

STOP

[aquilacalvitium]

Surviving the 2018 Tumblr purge like

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

this is a farely recent post but it has an ancient tumblr vibe to it

[autisticandwinning]

Ancient tumblr resurface after the purge

Tumblr: the reawakening

[hashtagloveloses]

i bring a curse on all your houses

[lois-lanes-strapon]

Might as well bring loki back too

[shrimplydelicious]

“I’m finally going to write! I have a great idea!”

[edgelord-trashcan]

LAUGHS LOUDLY

[local-baby-boy-peter-parker]

[twilightrenaissance]

edward: this is the skin of a killer, bella bella: diamints

[twilightrenaissance]

edward: no bella, please listen to me, i’m a killer like i literally want to kill you bella: sparkli

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[inlovewjk]

https://www.instagram.com/p/5Ry2BdR0mx/

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[lynaixgia-deactivated20181101]

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[ripe]

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

[candiikismet]

AYYYYYYE

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[modernangelsuggestion]

angel: *descends from the heavens* FEAR NOT

humans: aAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAA

the angel, a literal flaming eye-covered winged wheel: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING

[dankmemeuniversity]

[skiploom]

i hope all pedophiles drop dead

[gay-engineer]

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 dumbass

looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am