Peace To The Ears

joi.

[runby2]

If you ever need reassurance that you’re smart I’ll share the fact I found out rice isn’t a noodle and it’s actually a plant literally last year

[runby2]

Just to be clear I’m incredibly smart and I’m not selling myself short this just wasnt my best hot boy moment

[robin-the-robo]

Hey, I have a question. What are noodles made out of?

[runby2]

I was under the assumption that it was boiled bread.

[scribblesugar]

Why would anyone boil bread that isn't bagels and why did I have to be punched in the guts twice by these revelations

[runby2]

Why are you boiling your bagels

[runby2]

Today I learned from 10 people that you make bagels by boiling them

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

you what

[chihuahualovr]

You what

[nutsacktorturer]

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

[nutsacktorturer]

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

[hieronymus-botch]

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

[the-everything-man]

Adapt. Survive.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

[byzantinefox-deactivated2018120]

where is that picture

ah here we go:

[notlikingbestgirl]

Taste closed

[bravebirdfolly]

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

[atamajakki]

i would watch an entire show of this

[yame-sama]

This is super important

[weareallfatbats-deactivated2018]

I told you people newer anime just doesn’t hold up to the classics

[st4rry-art-deactivated20181203]

K NOW IT WORKS

u know Its Toxic by britney, biTCH

[kemurikusa]

when you NAIL a sentence in a foreign language

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[verac]

you. awe. vawid.

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

[ripe]

[ottermatopoeia]

castin spells

[atlas-prime]

Tai chi

[pancakeke]

this covers the hole but it’s really obstructive and ruins the aesthetic of the bowl I’m considering making a decoy bowl now

[introvertsguild]

All cats ruin the aesthetics if it doesn’t revolve around them.

[pancakeke]

related: aesthetic cat bed that has only been used 2 times in the past 2 years. they prefer to sleep in Amazon boxes

[the-cadence-of-yellow]

@pancakeke you should put the amazon box inside the aesthetic cat bed. Maybe they’ll be more inclined to use it that way

[pancakeke]

if this works I will lose my damn mind

[pancakeke]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[otherwindow]

I’d like to think the reason why Mages live in towers is just by accident. 

Mages live in normal houses, but their magic does weird stuff to their home and stretches the house up into a tower. It’s also why powerful mages tend to have really big hats and overstretched robes.

This could also extend to why Mages don’t wear metal armour; it’ll just stretch and grow and get too heavy to use. Cloth is a safe option, and they can just cut away the extra fabric.

[otherwindow]

A mage’s staff is just their first wand but stretched.

[otherwindow]

please stop asking me about mage penises

[hydro-homies]

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

[renchaos]

There’s more.

[trulytarl]

Vest girl’s got like 5 shirts on

[sabotagedselfie]

Why are they taking turns..vers kweens

[wizardshark]

No offense but that second photo is a very…. Tender hold…. Herald…. I think…..

[sandandglass]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[catmemearchive]

[catchymemes]