Somebody: Excel is a very clever app. Excel:
excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels
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Somebody: Excel is a very clever app. Excel:
excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels
The Circleville Herald, Ohio, April 2, 1928
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Image credit: NASA/JPL (precessed by Stuart Rankin and Mike Malaska)
world leaders deal with COVID-19: a thread to remind you that your leader is useless
Bonus:
Fucking right for Australia!
The Pope and the Vatican do NOT speak for ALL Christians, NOR do they dictate when Easter happens, thank you very much.
It is STILL the celebration of our Lord Jesus Christ’s Resurrection, and as such, is NOT dependant on the word of one mortal man.
The Lord is our Father, NOT Pope Francis.
Yes, I understand WHY he has cancelled Mass/services/whatever at St. Peters, but that does NOT mean he has the AUTHORITY to cancel Easter itself.
Only God Himself could do that, and we ALL know that He won’t.
Jesus: Stop telling everyone I’m dead!
Pope (tearfully): Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
How dare you make a reference this funny
Are we all just ignoring the psychopath that took this post seriously
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
I need to get paid asap so pls ace help
I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE
I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭
I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP
This has worked before, so why not again?
I could really use a miracle. So why not
im super broke let’s see some magic people.
I’m broke sooooo…
I really need sneakers that won’t hurt my feet so…giving it a shot
Ace of coins do good my me
happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians
REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE
Beware the Ides of March!
“Beware the Ides of March.”
Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare, 1.2.15-19
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…
Laugh of the day. 😂😂
Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.
The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one older than them is ever going to be able to estimate time correctly because the Millennium.
The Millennium will always be Not That Long Ago. Everything since the Millennium will always be, in some sense, ‘new’.
It just broke us, OK? It was too big and we’ll never quite be able to deal.
Was the real millennium bug inside us all along?
Our brains had Y2K, not our computers.
This explains everything
watch until the very end
i know this is literally just an ad for fuckin cornetto ice creams but this is precious.
hope you didn’t string that girl along too much tho, boyo :P
Gods I love OSP.
There are two types of people in this world…
Those who celebrate today
And those who mourn today
me, tentatively, afraid to get my hopes up
“Mistake Waltz”
I imagine this is almost harder than learning a normal routine because you have to mess up in the right way each time. And their fluttering little movements when they get back in position is so adorable!