Bleep Bloop

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the pure of heart do not require a "car" and "driver's license" to travel

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[drizzledrawings]

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

[vveris]

The @absolutefanzine is out now!! Go check out everyone's hard work, the zine came out beautifully <3

[grundoonmgnx]

Nick Barlow, Clusterfuck/Keep It Together, 2022

Oil on mountboard, 81 X 81 cm

[shopwitchvamp]

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[slowianskosci]

Gdańsk Stocznia

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[txttletale]

it feels good as fuck to edit your own writing honestly its like youve been carrying around a ton of coconuts with you everywher eyou go and then you get to stop and say "hey., what am i doinjg with all these coconuts. i don't need these" and drop them

[kesslersymbolic]

un proposition pour l’amélioration du nombres

j’ai un proposition pour l’amélioration du langue française, maintenant les nombres sont très complexe. Plus d’étudiant protester de 80 et 90 parce qu’ils sont quatre-vingt et quatre-vingt-dix mais c’est le monde à l'envers. Je propose le remplacement de tous les nombres avec vingtesques. Simplement 30 n’est pas trente mais vingt-dix, 40 n'est pas quarante mais deux-vingt, 50 deux-vingt-dix etc. 100 naturellement cinq-vingt. 1000 ? deux-vingt-dix-vingt très simplement. 2025 c’est suprême ; cinq-vingt-vingt-vingt-cinq… c’est aussi 40005 mais tu sais par contexte ouais ?

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[pmamtraveller]

Lamp designs by Carlo Nason