Chalkless

Rock climber, meme enjoyer, and casual fan bi | xenogender | 28

[chalkless]

Hi! I'm a queer rock climber who regularly reposts (with occasional original posts) about climbing, Minecraft youtube, audio dramas, baking, and politics. This is a catch-all blog for all of these for now. Here's the tags I use regularly:

#q - queued posts (unless I miss the queue button and post it immediately. Oops!) If you see me rb something a couple months after liking it, this is why.

#queue fodder - silly, dumb (in a fun way), or chain posts

#climbing - all things climbing related. Includes #bouldering, #rock climbing (for outdoors climbing), #competitive climbing, and #queer climbers. I am always down to chat about climbing and to rb more content! Feel free to DM me or tag me in climbing posts!

#me - pictures or videos with me in them; Almost exclusively related to climbing.

#mcyt - minecraft youtube. Usually includes a tag of the series or creator it's about. Common tags under this tag include #hermitcraft, #life series, #vsmp, #moonrot

#audio drama - fiction podcasts including #tsv, #tma, #hfth, and others. I haven't had as much time to listen lately, so I don't post as much about this for now.

#cooking - I love cooking! I'm no 5 star chef, but I love trying new recipes. Any original posts posted in or after 2026 are 100% plant based 🌱

#books - I've refound my lost love of books. Maybe I'll start posting reviews, analyses, etc someday.

politics - I don't tag political posts. Nothing is completely removed from politics, and deciding where to draw the line on what is "political enough" to tag seems silly to me. I generally try not to rb doomerposts without any real value to them.

Oh yeah, they/she

[felysha]

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

[felysha]

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

[lordtableshark]

[prospitianescapee]

[image description: screenshots of a series of Tweets, transcribed below:]

Joel Burgess (@JoelBurgess) - 2018-08-21, 7:57 AM

Alright, so inspired by @NPurkeypile’s bee post yesterday, here is one of my favorite bits of Skyrim oral history - the myth of the treasure fox.

I’ve told this story before in talks/etc, but I don’t think I’ve shared it with twitter. Here goes.

Keep reading

[thetransgenderprideworm]

For pride month everyone should have to listen to their trans friends favorite gay audio drama

[miscling]

your erotica doesn't need to align with your principles. you can find something hot and not believe it should be the way of things. you can play out dynamics in kink that shouldn't be replicated societally. what gets you going is not an indictment of your character

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

The really funny thing about "snakes aren't mammals your snake girl shouldn't have breasts!" is like yeah. Neither should your cat girl.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

The fact that this is the line drawn is really funny! Human breasts are actually incredibly rare among mammals! We don't know exactly why humans have big bazongas but it's probably sexual selection, which presents the really funny problem

If your snake women having sex with people is normal and expected...then yeah, they're ALSO probably going to have something resembling breasts. They might even just have breasts in all but function.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

Like yes, non-mammals don't make milk, but you actually don't need the whole kit that humans do in order to make milk. Arguably its not even the important part of the breast to begin with.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

You also don't need to justify it at all you can just be a pervert about it.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

We actually have another theory why human breasts are like that, and it's because of our flat faces.

Most mammals have, compared to humans, an elongated jaw. So a little tiny bump of a mammary gland is fine, just enough to get the nostrils away from the teat, and the young can freely breathe while nursing. However, as humans started using fire more and more to cook food - which softened it up, rendering powerful jaws less necessary - their jaws began to shorten, resulting in the development of the chin and other unique facial structures as the face flattened out.

This, of course, meant that babies could suffocate while nursing, which would obviously be bad. But what if... what if nipple further from chest? Bigger bump, so baby's nose have spot to go that isn't directly into mommy's chest? Oh, turns out that works! Of course, as more and more fat stores become dedicated to growing that breast mound to keep baby from suffocating, it becomes harder and harder for the mother to reabsorb that tissue when not nursing (as many other mammals do), so they just... don't. Knockon effects from there, and bam. Tiddies.

Which means if your cat girl has a flat face she probably should still have boobs but if she's got the full muzzle, not so much.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

That's actually really interesting honestly.

[toastbutteregg]

[random-jot]

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

[meowtalhead]

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[alpharius-official-unofficial]

@staff ???

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[charl0ttan]

the thing about germaphobia is i could Not care less abt getting sick. i get sick sometimes and its literally not a big deal. what i cant stand is The Icky Feeling. The Icky Feeling takes no prisoners

[delta-domine]

Why would he make you feel icky though, hes just a goofy 40 smth man with funny jokes

[charl0ttan]

i just dont think its right for men to be playing video games

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[official-lucifers-child]

[gay-for-frog]

Rapists, and killers, too? Really? (Those on death-row?) The drug/prostitution problems are just a portion of USA criminals.

[official-lucifers-child]

yes, all criminals. the moment you say “except X criminal” is the moment that people will try to convict their opponents as having committed X crime.

it’s the same thing as what’s going on right now with people equating drag to some sort of child exploitation. “but the children!!” they wail, and people listen because oh, if drag is harming children, then drag MUST be BAD, so we HAVE TO BAN DRAG.

do you understand what i’m saying? you can’t take away the rights of any category of criminal, because suddenly that category will be overflowing with people who totally 100% definitely committed that horrible crime.

[captain-acab]

Just to look at this from one step further back, let's accept the premise. Let's imagine that there is a type of crime that is 1) horrible evil irredeemable universally-agreed-upon bad, and 2) could somehow be prosecuted with 100% accuracy and 0% bias. Yes, even then, those criminals deserve a right to vote.

Do you they're going to like vote themselves out of jail? Vote to make murder legal? What exactly are you afraid of.

Realistically they'll just... vote just like anyone else. They'll help elect city councilmembers they think will better their hometowns, and presidents they think will best serve the country. They might even vote in their own interests! To reform prisons, fund rehabilitation programs, and outlaw predatory practices by telecoms. Are you saying you don't want any of those things?

And even if there were one of those super-duper-unambiguously-evil totally misanthropic death-row convicts, who's scheduled to be execute the very next day and just wants to sow chaos and watch the outside world burn however they can... what's the worst they could do, vote republican?

Taking people's rights away isn't bad because it might happen to someone you like, it's because taking people's rights away is bad.

[heartspocky]

do people think that convicted serial killers are going to vote to legalize serial killing

[coelii]

If you’re transfem please remember the following:

You DO NOT need to wear makeup to leave the house (or ever really)

You DO NOT need to wear a dress or skirt to be perceived as a woman (women be wearing pants since nineteen-aught-seven)

You DO NOT need to voice train (unless you wanna)

You DO NOT owe anyone an explanation on your gender or sexuality (and it’s weird if they think you do)

You DO NOT need to double jump to reach high places (it’s just really helpful)

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I said “with you around it’s like we’re already there” and I swear she made this exact fkn face

[escapismroom]

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

[chalkless]

Love how many "based on your likes!" posts are about how the like button has a pride flag rn. I like one post on the matter and now I'm flooded with them? Okay. And how many trans women who were terminated without warning in the past year have been unbanned? Happy pride.

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[penumbralwoods]

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why

and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve: