Holiday From The Real

I'm caught somewhere between alive and living a dream. Kirstie, 28, she/her, ENFP, Leo, bisexual woman with a golden retriever boyfriend.

[dateamonster]

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you

[fairycosmos]

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

[fairycosmos]

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Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

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And I am a loyal knight fighting for all of them. I slaughtered a dragon for women today, actually. Here’s a picture

[criminal-fish]

[gaybichon]

i love my local burger establishment 🩷

[gaybichon]

[gaybichon]

[myspace]

[heatandapathy]

"There's still ads here and all kinds of crazy stuff. It's just not a good application if you wanna keep your system nice and clean."

Now we got ads in the fuckin windows start menu.

[eggs-n-ham-sam]

Now we got ads in the fuckin windows start menu.

This is what worked for me to get rid of Bing on Start, Win 11-

-Open the Registry Editor

-Go to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows

-Right-click Windows, and go to New\Key and name it Explorer

-In Explorer, right-click the plane, go to New\DWORD (32-bit) Value, and name it DisableSearchBoxSuggestions

-Double click on it, and set the value to 1

-Restart computer

[vibratome]

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

[iero]

I know there has been polls about this, but I'm asking again:

What is your LEAST favorite season of the year?

Spring

Summer

Autumn

Winter

Voting ended onAug 28, 2025

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

[redbelles]

#when the roast is five years old and aging like a fine wine

LOGAN LUCKY (2017) dir. Steven Soderbergh

[luckykittycolor]

[bonnettbee]

[simplyspider]

good days will have you going "im a functioning member of society" bad days will have you going "no + i was being really stupid on my good days too"

[infectiouspiss]

learning that 1. there's a thing called the 'gen z stare' 2. it pisses people off and 3. it's just underpaid service workers staring at someone until they follow a simple instruction, has been interesting.

for example, the card reader says 'remove card' the customer goes 'it says remove card, what do i do?' then some underpaid 20 year old just stares at whatever twat just asked that question. apparently that's devastating for baby boomers and gen x'ers, and they're complaining about it. retail workers should be allowed to jump the counter and kill customers

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

[its-the-blob]

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

[hellshee]

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

We used to have goth girls in every animated show. They wouldn't let you make a cartoon from 90-00s without at least one goth chick.

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

[paper-mario-wiki]

for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i'm happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their "about" section, but here's the basic important stuff:

[wukker]

COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???

[paper-mario-wiki]

^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)

thank you for your thingy, it's real useful 🙏