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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Gävlebocken had its inaugarution day yesterday (november 28th). It has survived the last four years, time to place your bets on if the streak will extend to five or not.
Things started going to hell when the goat survived. The goat must burn.
THE ENTERPRISE GETS ATTACKED BY A LARGE CLOUD OF SPACE ICE.
SIR WERE BEING HAILED.
#UHURA DELIVERS THE PUN WITH A STRAIGHT FACE #KIRK STARTS TO REPLY BEFORE IT CLICKS AS TO WHAT SHE SAYS AND WHEN IT DOES HE JUST. STOPS #SPOCK IS DOING THAT THING WHERE HE’S LAUGHING BUT ISN’T BECAUSE HE DOESN’T ~DO~ THAT SORT OF THING OBV #CHEKOV AND SULU ARE DYING OF LAUGHTER (via the-secret-police-of-night-vale)
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
this worked last night lets go for round two
adults are like my hobbies and interests are grocery store
What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date
Date of Origin: July 3, 2018
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putin isn’t resigning thats just a rumor started by tabloids and has 0 credibility, just a heads up!
thank u but i choose to continue spreading this false information
it’s time for us interference in russian politics
i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen
Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
Let’s see what you can do bagel
Try me
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
my notion of time while quarantined is like this. I can’t believe it’s october already
I'm really starting to suspect that the trend of scrutinizing every piece of media for problematic elements and making sure everything you like is 100% in line with your values is just the woke millennial version of diet culture.
We're too enlightened to care about weight, but we'll sure as hell police what enters our brains with the same relentless scrutiny that our mothers applied to their mouths.
Orthorexia of the brain?
...that is a very interesting analogy.
Oh. Huh.
It really IS the “blueberries are bad for you because they have a lot of sugar” people except for media consumption.
Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom
Me, Protestant, walking into a Catholic church with many depictions of Mary: Ey look, it’s Mary… ey look, it’s Mary again… ey look, it’s Mary again… ey look
me, a Jew, walking into a Catholic Church: hey, Miriam! What up girl? How’s my favorite single momma?
protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”
catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.
catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant
For the lost keys, St. Anthony’s the one you want. For the algebra exam, try St. Hubert. You could also try St. Thomas Aquinas. Not only do you have ten thousand holy secretaries, they’re very specific holy secretaries.
