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[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[nerdpoe]

Phantom has a power he refuses to use in front of any other hero.

Not because it's too powerful or anything like that.

No.

No, because while he can't hear it, apparently Ghostly Wail sounds like the screams of loved ones dying. It's his death scream, but it distorts when others hear it.

Instead of him, they hear their loved ones.

So no, he's not hiding it because of an 'Oh the darkness inside of me you wouldn't understand, this pain I bear' middle schooler syndrome thing, he's hiding it because that's really, really fucked up.

Until one day, he and another hero are in a trap.

The villain has accounted for everything, all of their powers or gadgets, except the Wail.

So.

Danny turns, looks at the other hero, and gives him an apologetic look.

Then, he turns to the villain, and lets out the Wail.

[stormgate1]

They all hear different things.

Superman hears the wails of hundreds, the loved ones of those he was too late to save, the cries he could never bear to ignore.

Batman hears himself. Two voices overlap. One, a child crying out for his parents and another, much older, crying out for a fallen Robin.

Manhunter hears the voice of a dying planet.

The Flash hears himself, the scream he uttered when that lightning bolt struck and bound him to one of the most powerful forces in the universe.

It's never discussed outside of the mission reports. One by one, they find themselves in a position where the Wail is necessary.

And one by one, they learn why they didn't know about it before.

[jayhomebody]

I HeadCanon that everyone hears their own things, but if you manage to record his wail, then you hear his own death screams, and electricity and powering-up machinery.

I see the bats going over their body cams/coms and getting ready to hear whatever the attending hero said they heard, or they understand enough to prepare themselves to hear their own personal thing. But they're all blindsided by hearing Phantom's own screams, sounding younger than ever. The sound of the scream changing between the electricity killing him, and the ecto burning through him to revive him, and pitch/tone going back and forth as it killed him and revived him over and over.

Maybe they were blocking out the whole "this hero was originally a dead child" thing, maybe the younger heros never truly thought it through or realized, maybe the older heros ignored it, pushed the thought down and pretended otherwise. But they all hear Phantom's own death screams and now they have to face it fully.

They thought hearing their own peoples deaths were traumatizing, but to hear the recordings and then have to look Phantom in the eye afterwards....

[quackysprouts]

THE white boy, THE babygirl, THE malewife, THE loverboy, THE master manipulator, THE pretty princess, THE liar extraordinaire, THE saint martyr, THE chronic yearner, PEETA EVERDEEN-MELLARK🥖🍞🥯🥨🥐🫓

[chekhovs-slinky]

When Bruce Wayne was a 8 years old, on a silent walk alone around the manor’s grounds, he fell down an old empty well.

He screamed for help, covering his ears to block out the bat screeching echoing all around him- and curled himself against the stone for any sort of stability.

The wall gave way, and he thought for sure he had died when he woke up in total darkness. Only a distant dripping of water.

His fears were seemingly confirmed when he looked up and saw a single light, not illuminating anything- simply acting as a gentle beacon.

Did his parents see this when they went?

His heart skipped a beat.

Would his parents be on the other side?

His morbid hope turned to a strange sense of horror and relief when he realized his heart skipped a beat.

His heart was beating. He was.. cold, and he was wet. He had water in his socks and he hated water in his socks.

He was horribly uncomfortable and his ankle hurt so bad, and he was alive.

Bruce took a few deep breaths, feeling around, and he realized he was in a shallow puddle.

He dragged himself out, onto smooth hard stone.

His eyes never adjusted, there wasn’t enough of the light-

And he realized the light he saw was an exit.

He tried to run, but he cried out and fell back down, smacking his face hard against the rock and splitting his lip.

Now he was cold and wet and tasted blood, and he hated blood, he hated blood-

Bruce dragged himself towards the faint light sobbing, only to cry in sheer agony when he realized it was too steep.

He lay there for what felt like years, wondering if he was going to die down there alone, wishing someone would please come save him when he heard something else.

A tiny, distant echo..

“Hello?” He called hoarsely, squinting at the light fruitlessly.

…

No, of course not. He was alone.

But then..

“Is someone there?”

Bruce choked on his tears, screaming for help over and over-

“I’m sorry- I- I can’t! I’m.. I’m stuck!”

What?

Oh.. oh no.. Bruce finally registered that the voice was coming from deeper in the cave.

He started to drag himself towards the voice, to hear them better- but he knocked his ankle into a rock and shrieked with pain-

“Stay there! It’s not safe down here, please, stay where you are!”

The voice called, and it was much clearer now than it was before. Bruce curled up on his side and held his leg close, whimpering softly.

He needed to ask.

He needed to ask.

“How- how long have you been stuck?”

Silence.

“I don’t know. I.. I keep seeing the light get way brighter for a few hours, so that must be daytime, and this is nighttime.. so.. a long time I think.”

Bruce shrieked, with fear this time, and the voice was much quicker to respond-

“I- no, it’s ok! You’re going to be ok, I promise, I’m going to help you get out, I just.. I..”

Bruce was still panicking, he didn’t want to die, he just wanted to go home, but home never felt like home anymore, it was why he came out here in the first place.

The voice came back.

“Do you have anything with you?”

Of course he did, his mom and Alfred always told him to be prepared for anything.

He turned out his pockets, feeling for his small pocket knife, a few bandaids, hand sanitizer, and a small ball of twine.

He relays all of this to the mysterious voice, who sounds a lot like an older boy.

“Good! That’s really good, kid, you’re halfway to a flare. Wrap some of the twine into a sort of stick shape, and soak one end with the hand sanitizer. It’s the alcohol kind, right?”

“Yea,” Bruce called back, already finished weaving a small chord keychain like his dad taught him.

He started to squeeze the hand sanitizer bottle; but then he realized something.

“How am I gonna light this?”

“With my lighter. I dropped it on my way down, and if it didn’t flood too bad up there since then, it should still work. It’s metal, so it’ll feel colder than the stones.”

Bruce gingerly set the twine in his pocket, and began feeling along the ground.

It took him several minutes, but as he searched, the voice tried comforting him.

“I know this is scary.. but you’re going to be ok.”

“You don’t know that!” He snapped.

“I do. Because I’m going to get you out. I’m going to save you.”

“Like you saved yourself?”

Silence for a moment. Bruce felt horrible, why would he say that? He was trying to help, and now he was gone, what if he died-

And then.. laughter.

“Aha.. yea, you got me there!”

Bruce wiped his tears and pretended they’d never fallen.

“But hey, you’ve got supplies up there. I’ve got.. well pretty much just the clothes on my back. What’s left of it, anyway.”

Bruce felt sick thinking of what could possibly be keeping the mysterious boy trapped, what he meant by that..

Cold under his hands. Something square.

“I- I found it!” He cried out, scrambling to sit and pull out the chord.

“Yes! I told you, you’re gonna be just fine! Hold the wet end of the chord away from you, then flick the wheel on the lighter. It might take a couple tries, but that doesn’t mean it’s broken!”

Bruce nodded, even though he couldn’t be seen- and soon he was holding fire in his hands.

“I did it! I made a flare!”

“Perfect! Ok, now throw it at the light! Don’t worry, there’s another opening for oxygen on this side- the smoke will go up, not in here!”

Bruce was suddenly very afraid. He wasn’t much of a thrower.

“I.. what if I miss?”

“Then light it again and try again. Don’t give up. Never give up, ok? Giving up is what traps you, not any kind of rocks or broken bones. Never ever give up.”

Bruce took a deep breath, pulled his arm back, and threw as hard as he could.

The flare smacked against the rock wall and rolled down the steep slope.

He almost cried, but he refused to give up.

He pulled himself over and relit the smoldering twine, and threw it again.

And again.

And again.

He grunted with effort, feeling his face heat up and his ankle throb.

I’m not giving up.

He threw it one more time.

And it disappeared into the hole, igniting the sticks and leaves that he had landed on in the well- that was the well! He was still in the well? There’s a cave in the well!?- and illuminating half of the cave.

Bruce saw shimmering stalagmites and stalactites, saw several of the bags had followed him in- he nearly had a heart attack- but they’d simply settled in and started to make their nests.

He looked off to the side with hope and dread, but he still couldn’t see deep enough to get a glimpse of his savior.

“I got it!” He called out, almost smiling.

“Woo!” The boy cheered, not bothering to hide his excitement.

“Now what?”

“Now, sadly, we.. wait. But don’t worry, you lit a fucking well on fire on private property. Someone is gonna come check on it.”

Bruce didn’t worry. Because Alfred would come.

And Alfred would come because Bruce lit a beacon fire.

And Bruce was able to light a fire because of a poor trapped boy who didn’t have an Alfred to come save him.. Did anyone even know he was missing?

“Once we get out, Alfred will help you too,” he promises.

Silence.

“He’s my dad’s.. he’s my butler. But he’s been really good at taking care of me.”

More silence.

And then, “I don’t think I’m getting out of here, kid.”

Bruce frowned. What was he talking about? They were about to be rescued.

“Alfred wouldn’t just leave you here- well maybe he’d have to call some rescue people from the fire department- but we’re not gonna let you wait here all alone either!”

The boy laughed.

“You’re a good kid.. but I’m pretty sure I’m.. stuck.”

Bruce didn’t understand.

“Then we’ll get you unstuck?” He called out.

Silence for a moment.

“Not that kind of stuck, bud..”

Bruce wanted to ask what he meant.

But then he heard what he’d been so desperate for,

“Master Bruce!“

Bruce screamed at the top of his lungs like his mom taught him, words are very difficult to get out loud enough, if you make your voice ring then everyone will look

Alfred’s voice came from much closer, but still so far away- echoing down the well and into the cave.

“Master Bruce, are you down there!?”

“Yes! I’m here!”

“Thank goodness! You, call the fire department at once..”

He must be talking to another member of staff- he must have gotten people together to search for him..

He turned back towards the darkness, “See? You’re gonna be okay too, Alfred’s gonna get us out!”

Silence.

“Hey! Did you hear me?”

Silence.

“Master Bruce, is someone down there with you?” Alfred called.

“Yes! He’s stuck really bad, I think he’s hurt!”

Alfred told someone to make sure they brought two ambulances, not just one.

Alfred kept talking to him, keeping him company for the next half hour while they waited for the fire department to bring a ladder- and then the paramedics carried him up, and he begged them to be careful with his friend because he sounded really really hurt..

They set him down in the ambulance to look over, and he saw the other paramedics leaving the well.

All of the firefighter’s radios went off, and they spat out some kind of code. Bruce wished he knew what it meant.

“Where are they going? Do they need tools?” He asked the lady that was feeling his ankle. He realized she had stopped when the radio went off.

“..Yea. They need to get some special people and equipment.” She looked pale. “Your ankle doesn’t feel broken at all, but I’ll let your guardian know an x-ray would be a good idea. Let’s get you something to drink..”

Bruce realized that Alfred was talking to police officers, and he resisted a recoil of disgust. He really didn’t like cops..

Alfred looked really worried, though.

He came back over to Bruce while the woman was handing him an opened bottle of water.

“I don’t want go to the hospital, Alfred, I wanna wait by the well!” He said earnestly.

Alfred looked just as pale as the paramedic.

“Master Bruce, I..”

Bruce realized he recognized that face.

He thinks he knows what the code meant.

“No..” he started tearing up, “No, I told him we’d wait for him, that he-“

Alfred pulled him into a tight hug.

Bruce felt hollow.

Bruce was taken to the hospital to have his leg x-rayed, and his ankle ended up just being bruised. He was really lucky.

They patched his lip, which he’d somehow forgotten was bleeding- he’d somehow been completely distracted from the horrible blood taste.

His friend had distracted him.

He lay in the hospital bed slowly sipping apple sauce, when Alfred came in with a cop.

Ew.

But then he realized that he recognized this man. He relaxed a bit, recalling soft wool around his shoulders on a cold rainy night.

“Master Bruce, Mr Gordon has a few questions he would like to ask about the cave.”

Bruce nodded.

Mr Gordon sat down in the chair next to Bruce’s bed, and he took a deep breath.

“I wish we could meet again under nicer circumstances,” he said, “You’ve been through too much for.. a lifetime. I don’t want to sit here and make you go over it all again. You’re a smart kid, so I’m not going to beat around the bush like some of the other guys that were on the scene. You deserve the truth before I ask you for anything.”

Bruce was scared. He was confused. He had no idea what was about to come from Mr Gordon’s mouth and he didn’t know if he wanted to know.

Bruce just nodded again.

“When the paramedics went down into the cave, they found a rockslide. They followed it to the bottom.” Mr Gordon gripped his notebook tightly. “They found a skeleton.”

Bruce’s heart sunk. “What?”

“They look to be around teen age, and they were buried halfway under the rockslide. The ME says they must have been over five years dead.”

The rest of the details, the rest of the questions were a blur.

He just nodded and shook his head, offering up only the details about finding the lighter and making the chord flare. He didn’t know what they would think if he said how he learned to do it.

Alfred took him home, and he lay in bed quietly, staring up at the ceiling.

They found a skeleton.

Five years dead.

…

Not that kind of stuck.

Bruce wanted to throw up.

[chekhovs-slinky]

Jason slips and falls into a broken sewer grate, and the water is rising. He barely understands what’s happening, but he’s scared. He needs help, he needs someone to save him.

He hears a voice but he doesn’t what they’re saying.

But it’s comforting.

He orients himself, he slowly crawls up and out- distantly wondering which direction was Home.

The voice told him something. And he started walking.

Within the next hour, Jason Todd is on the doorstep of Wayne Manor, covered in sewer water, wood chips, and wet graveyard dirt.

After months of therapy he finally remembers what they had said to him.

“Go north. Keep going, never stop. Never give up.”

….

Bruce knew what they would find before they opened the grate. He didn’t know how it was possible, but he couldn’t say he wasn’t a little glad to see his friend wasn’t as stuck as he once thought.

Now how do I find you?

[aquawyrm]

This would lead to a Batman who's a lot more well versed in the supernatural than cannon Batman. His friend saved him when he was eight. His friend who is stuck.

If Bruce Wayne can go around the world turning into a badass ninja with crazy martial arts skills, he can go around the world learning everything he possibly could about ghosts.

And why wouldn't he? He has someone he has to save.

[sugardaddy-glucoseguardian]

Bro imma cry...

I'm just imagining Bruce over the years like, talking to himself in the cave. There's a Lil memorial set up near where the rockslide had been. And he just keeps talking, hoping his friend will answer again.

Dick thinks hes joking at first, but when Alfred confirms there was in fact a body, hes really creeped out being in the cave for a while.

Jason eventually gets led back by Danny, but before that Tim gets told the story and tries everything to figure out who this kid was.

Going over Bruce's notes hes made over the years, trying to go through old missing persons reports, anything to link the mystery ghost to a name. He's certain if they get his name they'll be able to help him.

Once Jason is back (no talia) and lucid enough to remember what the voice said, Bruce is renewed and now he had dick, Jason, and tim helping him try to find this mysterious voice. Their savior.

A boy who was stuck.

That no one found in time.

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[rin-may-1103]

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Stories and Summaries:

The Wrong Robin Au (DP x DC):

Tim Drake saw Danny do a quadruple somersault, which resulted in him believing Danny was the first Robin for years. He still figured out Bruce but thinks Dick is in the dark. Now with the second Robin dead, and Batman quickly reaching the end of his sanity, Tim takes it upon himself to get Robin to come back. Danny is very confused when this random kid tries to blackmail him into becoming Robin.

Badger Day Au (DP x DC):

Danny is stuck in a Groundhog Day kinda situation and he would like to be let out now, please. The league is very worried.

Delilah's language (DP x DC):

Bruce Wayne approaches the Fentons because Damian is a big fan of Danny for his work in the conservation of the purpleback gorilla. So now Danny is going to the birthday of this random kid so he can teach him gorilla sign language so he can talk to the purple-back gorilla as well.

Just a Bite (DP x DC):

Danny's homeless on the streets of Gotham, when he gets a terrible idea from some passerby. Three weeks after living with the Waynes, they still haven't noticed he's not supposed to be there.

72 hours (DP x DC):

During a battle with the rest of the league, John Constantine is accidentally sent into the palace of Pariah Dark, Tyrant of the Dead, and Bane of the Living. Danny just wanted to have a simple spa day.

Biggest Regret (DP x DC):

Danny Had been optimistic when he created The Email. Three days, that's what he gave himself. Three days to fix or get out of whatever problem he was dealing with and open his laptop to restart the timer. Three days. Past him had thought that If he ever got caught they'd just kill him; it's what they said they would do this whole time, so why wouldn't he think otherwise? It's been more than three days, and at this point, he's just glad someone could fulfill his last wish.

The Disappointment (DP x DC):

Ra's has stated his disapproval of one of the twins, now Talia is rushing to get them out of there and to Bruce to be safe. Danny has other ideas.

Black Retrievers and Golden Cats (DP x DC):

He remembered how it took two hours for his mind to catch up to what he had done, two hours for him to realize he had just killed his brother. It took another two days to realize his brother was never coming back, that the pits had not worked. Damian stared at the camera footage infront of him, his family's voices buzzing with theories and analyzing everything they could. He remembered his brother's bright carefree smile just minutes before Damian had killed him. So, why? Why was he seeing it again?

College Rivalry with the Genius Toddler in the First Row. (DP X DC):

Tim doesn't understand how he's losing at university to a toddler. Danny's not having a great time, but it's fine because now he can terrorize Red Robin.

The Willpower of Space (DP X DC):

A faulty green lantern ring wakes from it's accidental eon long sleep due to how powerful Danny's willpower is. It decides that Danny is a worthy wielder and grants Danny the ability to use it. There's just one problem; Danny keeps dying. and the ring doesn't understand what's going on. Oa is very concerned.

The Weeping Boy Au (DP X DC):

Opening a portal to a dimension between dimensions always leads to some sort of accident; for instance, Danny's death. It just so happens that at the exact moment the portal opened, his earth and another had overlapped, leaving his death to loop repeatedly in the other for as long as the portal stayed. This wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the fact that Danny just accidentally turned the portal off and is now in the other dimension instead of the zone. (The Batfamily, who have been watching this kid die over and over again, are very concerned.)

The Eyes of Death Au (DP X DC):

In an attempt to prevent a cult from causing problems, Danny accidentally convinces the Justice League and Co. that he's possessing himself. Damian is not happy that his boyfriend is apparently the new June Moone.

Aspiring escape artist (DP X DC):

The new foster kid might be a little more traumatized than the other kids they usually take in for a while, but it's not like they can't handle it. That is, until Danny started sneaking out, past the bat-grade security system, without getting caught and without using his powers.

Through Your Eyes (DP X DC):

Sometimes, soulmates randomly switch bodies. It doesn't always happen; in fact, it's actually more common to not switch. Danny hadn't really thought he'd ever switch, doubly so after his accident. So you can imagine his surprise when not only does he switch, but he switches with Damian Wayne, aka Robin.

Cabin 18 and the Missing Kids (DP X DC):

Vlad is planning something; unfortunately, Danny's stuck at camp and can't sneak away. But maybe that's ok, because what's this about missing kids? And who does his roommates think they are fooling with their 'normal' kids act? They're obviously vigilantes. And hey, maybe Danny might actually get a break for once; it's not like his parents can't defend themselves.

Turn back the Frozen Sands of Time (DP X DC):

Danny wakes up in his nine-year-old body; no memories of how he got here or why. All he knows is he needs to stick to the timeline, figure out what happened, and fix it. So, why did his mother just merc his grandfather, and why are there a group of vigilantes (who, for all intents and purposes, shouldn't exist as a team yet) yelling at her and his brother?

Perks of Being Half Dead (DP X SPN):

Danny wasn't sure what exactly happened. One moment, he's living his life like usual, the next, he's dealing with grumpy hunters who think he's dying or something. That or their brother. Both, actually. He blames Clockwork.

A Ghost out of Ecto (DP x Subnautica X Dc):

Danny gets an internship with Alterra, basically a dream come true for him. But things take a horrifying turn when the Aurora's hull is breached, and Danny's left all alone on a strange planet.

[jasontodddidnothingwrong]

I love those fics where the Justice League first realise Bruce has kids, but I haven't seen a single one where they do the math

Superman: *looks from Batman to his kids, then back again*

Superman: I thought you said you were in your thirties?

Batman: Late thirties, but yes.

Green Lantern: *gestures to Nightwing and Red Hood* These two are like 30!

Nightwing: Rude! I'm 26. I don't look that old, do I B?

Red Hood: yes

Nightwing: I wasn't talking to you, gumball. Besides, at least I'm not 21 being called 30.

Red Hood: At least I didn't have to stay home from patrol last week because I threw my back out, old man

Nightwing:

Nightwing: *launches himself at Red-Hood knees-first*

Batman: Boys! Stop fighting! You're both full of youthful vigor

The Flash: *shaking his head* Babies having babies

[unpretty]

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

[unpretty]

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

[official-penis-posts]

The penis

The penis has been freed

yes

YES

the penis is out

[atavisticjackal]

Reblog to show the dick wizard some fucking reapect.

[bugwolfsstuff]

Beryl: *puts a drink down on the table*

Little Thalia: *stares with wide blue eyes 100% seriously* Put a coaster down, mommy.

Zeus/Jupiter: *also staring with equally blue eyes and seriousness* She's right, Beryl.

Baby Jason: *staring dead on too despite not knowing what's going on*

Beryl: ?????

—!——!—

I will never let the fandom forget that Zeus is also the god of hospitality.

[riordanverseinc]

no bc he went from “a redhead girl is bullying me😥” to “just defeated the literal god of war in battle😋” in the span of like 100 pages.

[riordanverseinc]

[dcxdpdabbles]

can't find the Menace au in the master post. Link 🙏🏼

Yes, sorry, I haven't put anything in the master post for Menace since I haven't written a whole plot for it. I might add on the dabbles ones at a later date. But here are all the pieces so far:

Random :

From a fic I never wrote (What started it)

Ten things Danny the menace has done (Ask/answer)

Au of Danny Menace: Party Animal (Ask/Answer)

Clark meets Danny Fenton-Wayne (Dabble)

Angel Phantom and Menace Danny compression (Ask/Answer)

On sight (Ask/Answer)

What Maddie and Jack did (Ask/Answer )

Interviewer's bad day (Ask/Answer)

School fight (Dabble)

Phantom and Danny's appearance (Ask/Answer)

Clark interviews Danny Fenton-Wayne (Dabble)

Where is Vlad? (Ask/Answer)

Justice League in the know (Ask/Answer)

The Monks (Ask/Answer)

Ten More Things Danny The Menace has done (Ask/Answer)

Danny the Menace inspiration (Ask/Answer)

Bring your child to Work Day (Dabble)

Bodyguards (Dabble)

Dick, Tim, and Jason meet Danny Fenton-Wayne (Dabble)

Danny the menace inspiration 2 (Ask/Answer)

Quills Trend (Fun Fact)

Danny the menace's dating life

Protective siblings (Ask/Answer)

Protective Older brother (Ask/Answer)

Danny's thoughts on Bruce's exes (Ask/Answer)

Protective Siblings Part 2 (Ask/Answer)

Protective Older Brother part 2 (Ask/Answer)

Fenton-Wayne is too hot (Dabble)

No Amity Park ship (Ask/Answer)

The Ex faces younger siblings' wrath (Ask/Answer)

The first Boyfriend (Small Dabble)

Forever Alone?? (Ask/Answer)

The Teen Titans want Robin's brother (Small Dabble)

Wally's First Wayne Gala (Chat)

That's a Vampire! (Small Dabble)

[acid-ixx]

(11/29/25) — don't romance the npc masterlist

ft. romantic yandere batfam! x gn! isekai'd reader x yandere neglected main character (y/n) x other yandere! dc characters

♡ MAIN MASTERLIST ♡

— TRIGGER WARNINGS !

discord link: the reader (you) isn't called by any name, meanwhile (y/n) is a character of their own. lowercase writing, crackpost, nsfw themes, emotional neglect, age gaps, slow burn for some characters, fast obsession for others. eventual branching out to darker themes, other warnings would be added soon. i am not responsible for your consumption of media.

— SYNOPSIS !

"LOG 015: unbelievable! tim fucking drake cleared out the fucking canteen's menu just 'cause he wanted to 'make sure' his baby (y/n)'s favorite meal isn't fucking poisoned?! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT LUNCH NOW?!"

"LOG 025: just got the stink-eye from some camouflaged red hood in the bushes because i accidentally, mind you! bumped into his 'angel'. eugh, seriously, this man thinks he's the shit but he's just canon fodder in the actual comics."

"LOG 057: oh no. oh no. oh no. why did it have to turn out this way. hell no, no WAY am i getting grouped withTHEM of all people—?! chat, i'm SO cooked."

♡

yeah, so those voice logs totally aren't for anybody to listen to, but ever since you've been transmigrated into the world of comics, you've really had nobody to talk to about your otherworldly experience— save for those magic users like maybe zatanna, but you're too much of a wuss to explore beyond gotham university and the vicinity of your apartment.

now that that's out of the picture, where do you begin?

ah.

being the isekai'd npc of a neglected reader fic has its perks.

you've got decent schooling in the city's main university, a decent dorm, some decent friends, and a decent life. nothing out of the ordinary, as long as you ignore the concept of living in gotham a disadvantage in the first place.

it simply means you aren't the victim adjacent to some cuckoo-wack family's neglect, and you've got yourself some even more decent parents instead. so that's zero chances of being hurt, or thrown unwillingly into a story where you'd have to wait for years before you've eventually been noticed, they turned insane, and finally kept all locked up like some pretty bird in a golden cage.

you've honestly got the best of it.

but also being the isekai'd side character of a neglected reader fic has its downfalls.

because being the side character studying in the same university as them, meanwhile, means you've just been given first class tickets to share the same space with them, the beloved (y/n), and that already puts you high risk for danger for both the city's vigilantes and villains alike for even breathing the same air as them.

but okay, as long as you stay cautious and stray far away from them, then you're completely safe.

easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? wrong!

apparently, your professor came in the form of the cruel gods above and fatefully decided to transform your life from decent to danger by grouping you and a bunch of other no-name's with, you guessed it, (y/n)!

so now it's up to you, their manor invitation, and (y/n)'s sudden offer of friendship, to find ways to survive the next few months being associated with them, and hopefully end up alive and not chewed up by a bunch of the freaks who claimed to love them.

if that's not the best case, then, who says you couldn't try transmigrating into another universe as a means to an end instead?

yup, totally a master plan, 100% effectiveness. you can't wait to try the list of painless deaths you've written in your beloved black diary—

but that's for later, dying now is not the choice: you've got a needy (y/n), and the complementary crazies to deal with!

♡

"LOG 070: i... i found a severed finger under my bed. it— it looks like it's from the dude who asked me out on a date— i'm..."

"LOG 071: 'i love you'. that's what they just confessed to me a while ago. 'please... be mine.' they told me. i... i obviously didn't reply, just told them i need more time, to recuperate, to... i don't know—but they're waiting for a reply, and rules of the world doesn't let (y/n) wait, they get everything they want. and- and they want me. god, i- i don't know what to do."

"LOG 098: the walls have eyes. they're watching me. they're watching me."

"LOG 110: long story short but i— moved to another city, central city, i think it's safest here for now. hope nothin' bad happens. oh, and about (y/n)...! well, i don't want to talk about them... there's something— wrong about them."

— CHAPTERS ♡ : 00 words

00. — the change.

— DRABBLES ♡ : #series: don't romance the npc

none so far.

— ASKS ♡ : #series: don't romance the npc

what would kon think of (y/n) becoming close to you?

— INCORRECT QUOTES ♡ : #drtnpc: incorrect quotes

none so far.

— FANART ♡ : #drtnpc: fanart

none so far.

— TAGLIST ♡ : under construction!

comment to be added.

[jaeyss]

come as a lover, come as an executioner // j. todd

you are a ghost as i am a ghost, but i am banging cabinets and tv static and all you’ve ever been is silent // in which Bruce's spoiled daughter is loved beyond measure and jason is unsure where he fits in a world that she isn't allowed to know exists. But he's has never been good at walking away from things that could break him.

genre: romance, angst, hurt, comfort, slow-burn, psychological thriller, female reader insert, civilian reader

content warning(s): psychological torture, alcohol usage, suicidal idealation - non graphic (literally for only 1 chapter and v v v briefly but still thought was worth mentioning), kidnapping, captivity, medical horror imagery (needles, restraints, injections), non-consensual drugging, torture, drug-induced hallucinations, manipulation and gaslighting, forced compliance/self-mutilation (nothing graphic), blood, mild bodily harm, claustrophobia, emotional distress, profanity, violence - chapter warnings will be available when applicable. reader discretion is advised.

if youd like to read this on ao3, check out this link

i. pilot

ii. all i do is search and not find

iii. love's all. love's all i know

iv. i am heartbroken over no one, over having nobody to wish for, nobody to hope for

v. four seasons but i live in a fifth one, which is your time and space

vi. we are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about who we pretend to be

vii: just five more minutes so i can pretend time has not run out on me

viii: i don't care.you are my daughter and i am your father and that's how it started and that's how it's going to end

ix. writing you here, i give the death i take

x. the way someone comes back, but only in a dream

xi. i miss you more than i remember you

xii. you can talk to the dead but they can't talk back

xiii. not every haunting is for horror. sometimes it's just for company

xiv: the center of the self is the grief i thought i could not overcome

xv: if you're heaven, then tell me, and i will kneel to every god

xvi: when they ask you for your favorite moment, you will say her. you will always say her

xvii: for you, there is always time. i dont mind if you take some of mine

xviii: there is no absolution for the fallen

xix: this is not a love story, but there is love inside it

xx: remnant of two bodies

xxi: haunted by ghosts, now become one

xxii: there is no way to win. there is only a way to lose slowly

xxiii: you love him, the story still ends

xxiv: grief is a circular staircase. i have lost you

xxv: i cant explain the state im in. the state of my heart, he was my best friend

xxvi: i do not belong here. i come from somewhere else.

xxvii: to say that i was abandoned, and at times, horribly, is true

xxviii: I no longer love. to prove this, i have cut off my hands

xxix: nothing hurts! except remembering!

xxx: it is june and i am tired of being brave

upcoming:

xxxi: i have always belonged to you. and for that, i suffer

xxxii: here it is, the dark thing. the dark thing you have been waiting for

status: in progress

a/n: reblogs and comments, as always, are appreciated!

[itzitxou]

I love fics where Shen Jiu is out there minding his own business when he accidentally finds a pitiful baby Shen Yuan lying around and he's immediately like "oh shit guess I'm a dad now"

I love seeing him slowly learning to love and be loved....❤️‍🩹

[bookbender]

Reblogging with OP's fic reccomendations from the comments as clickable links!

We Are Not Wise – Boomchick, Suzoomie

you're not coming home? – jumpinginmuddypuddles

blessing in disguise – chamsie

Once I ran to you, now I run from you – Cat42103

Son Boy Allowed – Cour104

The Tiger’s Den – misfitmonarchy

grow beyond – AMereDream

[gliychra]

I have a document where I save tumble posts so I decided to share it(there is no sorting)

Danny Phantom Ski Au 

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/740086319678717952/anyone-looking-for-the-danny-phantom-ski-au-post?source=share

Get in the water

https://www.tumblr.com/charlietheepicwriter7/739691822433157120/g-e-t-i-n?source=share

Get in the water part 2 I guess

https://www.tumblr.com/charlietheepicwriter7/741359737059278848/ruthlessness?source=share

Storm

https://www.tumblr.com/charlietheepicwriter7/740816615042580480/s-t-o-r-m?source=share

Earth has no more heroes

https://www.tumblr.com/little-pondhead/723780616781479936/dp-x-dc-prompt?source=share

Ghost king gameshow

https://www.tumblr.com/phantoms-world-and-more/716487083107188736/game-show-host-danny-what-if-one-day-danny-gets?source=share

Phantom Clan

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/743644413266411520/schr%C3%B6dingers-cat-a-la-dp?source=share

Danny eats green

https://www.tumblr.com/dissociativehyperfixating/731915364497293312/dpxdc-prompt?source=share

Dream lover

https://www.tumblr.com/glow-worms-are-believers/721669473897234432/dream-lover-dp-x-dc?source=share

Green giant

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/731552945397727232/theres-an-up-and-coming-tech-giant-called-fenton?source=share

Secretary danny

https://www.tumblr.com/some-rotten-nest/725017913035276288/danny-fenton-a-new-receptionist-at-wayne?source=share

Night night Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/mutable-manifestation/741196265392652288/you-know-ive-seen-a-few-variations-on-danny-is?source=share

Butter

https://www.tumblr.com/the-jellicle-duelist/749400942103953409?source=share

Tea

https://www.tumblr.com/arrowheadedbitch/750335781897371648/radishnt-writethebirds-whetstonefires?source=share

Right to the throne

https://www.tumblr.com/omnicrafts/695867225108856833?source=share

Tiamat

https://www.tumblr.com/puppetmaster13u/739610665898131456/prompt-181?source=share

Tiamat take 2

https://www.tumblr.com/puppetmaster13u/740561885680861184/prompt-203?source=share

Bruce's money

https://www.tumblr.com/mckinlily/733007501666156544/plot-armor-but-its-bruce-waynes-wealth-bruce

Ra's x Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/evilminji/741829868372869120/oh-oh-notm-dc?source=share

Dani does stuff (idk)

https://www.tumblr.com/bet-on-me-13/734205872360865792/ellie-isnt-allowed-to-travel-alone-anymore?source=share

Radioactive

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/723127690393206784/radioactive-hero-but-not-really-au?source=share

Exposè

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/744323263205949440/i-couldve-sworn-there-was-a-comic-where-he?source=share

Brownie Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/740730160481959936/danny-was-enjoying-himself-his-new-haunt-was?source=share

Cookie guy

https://www.tumblr.com/puppetmaster13u/751253756854812672/prompt-314?source=share

Big master post

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/741997821910204416/master-post-link?source=share

Stab

https://www.tumblr.com/snaileer/723134745851117568/practice-your-skills?source=share

Green thumb

https://www.tumblr.com/glow-worms-are-believers/751535246632239105?source=share

Hammerspace

https://www.tumblr.com/ghostly-frogly/729480488975319040?source=share

Danny Kent (idk)

https://www.tumblr.com/stealingyourbones/697946698132209664?source=share

Tim's new spleen

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/751703532479086592/danny-possesses-tim-just-for-a-little-bit-just?source=share

Mom Red Hood

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/751959790425604096?source=share

Dad Red Hood

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/748571739452243968/dani-tired-and-with-her-powers-acting-up-is?source=share

Amity Park protective services

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/751962169652985856?source=share

Danny's lunch

https://www.tumblr.com/minnesota-fats/719330486588227584/a-fic-lit-about-danny-working-at-the-watchtower?source=share

Danny is Jesus

https://www.tumblr.com/sonicman66/751746333197598720/dum-dpxdc-idea-time-again-beneath-a-cut-for?source=share

Other Batfam

https://www.tumblr.com/normalperson3/745165203301400576/i-need-someone-to-give-me-suicide-squad-style?source=share

Hell

https://www.tumblr.com/kizzer55555/746875898037403648/dp-x-dc-the-most-dangerous-card-game?source=share

Mobwife Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/hughmanbean/742062903156441088/john?source=share

Villain couple

https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/735985886524735488/danny-at-17-did-not-have-the-best-love-life?source=share

Braids

https://www.tumblr.com/homunculus-argument/747921027676487680/random-worldbuilding-a-culture-where-everyones?source=share

Snowburst

https://www.tumblr.com/glow-in-the-dark-death/740884210972278784/cujo?source=share

Swap

https://www.tumblr.com/charlietheepicwriter7/738089078210412544/damian-hmm-i-have-important-task-here-to-do?source=share

Name

https://www.tumblr.com/hello-eden/749418622185848832/dcxdp-26?source=share

Boom

https://www.tumblr.com/flamingpudding/739163162981646336/guys-its-just-merch?source=share

Lost and Found

https://www.tumblr.com/glow-in-the-dark-death/740340861470195712/we-help-lost-found?source=share

Fairy Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/emacrow/750252845740244992/first-it-was-barb-was-doing-night-checks-on-wayne?source=share

Isekai

https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/722957302259482624/danny-jason-tim-and-damian-get-isakaid-into-a?source=share

CHOMP

https://www.tumblr.com/dafna-mir/700190514100813824/the-hostage-situation-batfam-is-chained-to?source=share

Fae Amity Park

https://www.tumblr.com/faeriekit/724599701255651328/new-in-town-dp-x-dc?source=share

Feral

https://www.tumblr.com/hugsandchaos/751940672481837056?source=share

Danny poll

https://www.tumblr.com/void-of-unparalled-chaos/752127374761639936?source=share

Yj dark?

https://www.tumblr.com/thekitsunesiren/742878948588961792?source=share

Daxamite

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/752223201585725440/could-we-get-a-continuation-of-a-cluster-of-cores?source=share

puppet Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/729864636800843776/dc-x-dp-prompt-45?source=share

Trans Hood

https://www.tumblr.com/glitter-stained/752017939876708352/random-goon-hey-boss-were-you-the-one-to-pick?source=share

friendship masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/adkawariatka/750002496195444736/master-list?source=share

mentally iffy

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/752303180504842242/danny-who-are-you-batman-your-worst?source=share

birb

https://www.tumblr.com/blueboybot/752041911570907136/birds-of-a-feather-fight-ghost-together?source=share

soulmates

https://www.tumblr.com/virgamsysxvolumes/719678152330412033?source=share

there is no war in ba sing say

https://www.tumblr.com/azulhood/732697497146998784/in-every-most-fics-danny-figures-out-the?source=share

Misery Marian

https://www.tumblr.com/xenosaurus/188476096112?source=share

I'm a whore Clark

https://www.tumblr.com/bbbbbbbbatman/752905415850917888/batman-wont-reveal-his-identity-bc-hes-fucked?source=share

Go Fetch

https://www.tumblr.com/drazhaq/753122145977106432/human-lucifer-x-demon-alastor-being-partners-in?source=share

How's it going?

https://www.tumblr.com/mostly-funnytwittertweets/735353883636973568?source=share

Radioapple masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/notherpuppet/750669010630279168/masterpost-of-masterposts?source=share

Alastors pride education

https://www.tumblr.com/elsa-fogen/753281752522473472/alastors-pride-education-month-saga-masterpost?source=share

DC au masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/deadsetobsessions/738932054224404480/au-list?source=share

Self care bully

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/753848444296282112?source=share

Bruce where did you get them

https://www.tumblr.com/transmothofaman/753847868072312832?source=share

Bruce hates batman

https://www.tumblr.com/thevoidstaredback/752515501420380160/batmans-biggest-hater?source=share

Bruce needs help

https://www.tumblr.com/remarcely/753718470588432384/bruce-wayne-wakes-up-in-the-past-five-months?source=share

Dp x Hh masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/breakandbuildfiction/748191432382332928/danny-phantom-x-hazbin-hotel-and-helluva-boss?source=share

Damian is a fan

https://www.tumblr.com/supershot73199/753865719685496832/dcxdp-prompt-where-bruce-wayne-approaches-the?source=share

Green Arrows doof

https://www.tumblr.com/satoshy12/734559001285722112/green-arrow-had-a-new-child-scientist-villain-who?source=share

Final boss Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/hopeless--light/737787040424443904/dp-x-dc-boss-music?source=share

Stress relief villainy

https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/702107108405051393/clockwork-sees-how-stressed-danny-is-from-trying?source=share

Worm on string

https://www.tumblr.com/spookymoonybeasty/753607914665787392/danny-phantom-worm-au?source=share

Zoology demon

https://www.tumblr.com/inuhalfdemon/751134537462022144/imagine-you-are-a-new-resident-to-the-hazbin?source=share

Forced adoption

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/754769977465257984/kon-has-been-kidnapped-alongside-a-civilian-by?source=share

Butch Skulker

https://www.tumblr.com/yuu-should-probably-not/754771032688214016/dpxdc-mythology-is-vastly-different-then-the?source=share

Dp masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/letoasai/728743538037227520/master-list?source=share

Shitpost dp

https://www.tumblr.com/dashing-through-ecto/695759242642259968/shitpost-comic-masterpost?source=share

Kinger is Dad au

https://www.tumblr.com/cheatsykoopa98/732888661262286848/finally-tadc-headcanon-edit-check-the-follow-up?source=share

The end,the beginning

https://www.tumblr.com/luxaofhesperides/756670892986269696/the-harmless-series?source=share

Don't eat the meat

https://www.tumblr.com/sakuravalelp/756999923779715072/its-human-meat-dc-x-dp?source=share

Fenton of the opera

https://www.tumblr.com/frogaroundandfindout/748512777080127488/dead-on-main-au-where-1-danny-wears-a-12-face?source=share

Magical girls

https://www.tumblr.com/im-totally-not-an-alien-2/697461831646707712/halloween-prompts-no-7-danny-after-the-portals?source=share

Light is a loser

https://www.tumblr.com/nenastrology/637211443001966592?source=share

Dcxdp game

https://www.tumblr.com/starry-bi-sky/758117074216353792/out-of-context-quotes-for-a-danyal-al-ghul-au-i?source=share

We are the first

https://www.tumblr.com/loonarmuunar/752232636348579840/humans-being-the-first-not-the-strongest-or-the?source=share

How humans is the animal

https://www.tumblr.com/its-wabby-stuff/748223235007627264/how-human-is-your-animal?source=share

Rollercoaster

https://www.tumblr.com/fuzzybirdie/755794612686372864/tumblr?source=share

Ice deer

https://www.tumblr.com/arrowheadedbitch/758636804829282304/vampireapologist-vampireapologist?source=share

Interdementional runoff

https://www.tumblr.com/bet-on-me-13/758740969996910592/dimensional-runoff?source=share

Kitty trio

https://www.tumblr.com/puppetmaster13u/759044914894012416/prompt-344?source=share

God's don't understand humans

https://www.tumblr.com/goblinwithartsupplies/729039550319591424/this-is-not-my-original-post-it-belongs-to?source=share

Baby God Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/737302581220622336/it-started-as-a-joke-danny-is-starting-to-think?source=share

tim saves Danny by making him a god

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/737476026116063232/when-tim-was-little-his-parents-mentioned-a?source=share

Trashcan Dan(ny)

https://www.tumblr.com/lass-us-slay/755698332244000768/so-i-read-a-prompt-about-how-wonder-woman-found?source=share

NECROPHILIA IS WRONG

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/759123508396802048/dick-goes-to-check-on-tim-and-finds-tim-in-bed?source=share

BEES?!?!?!?! 

https://www.tumblr.com/doctormead/759015632990863360/dp-x-dc-prompt-beekeeper-danny?source=share

conceal, don't feel, don't let them know~

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/747702334021353472/dannys-found-a-way-to-dodge-giw-trackers-as-well?source=share

ding dong the jokers dead

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/759623675212398592?source=share

The Bedazzler

https://www.tumblr.com/goldengirlgalaxy/759477370015072256/the-bedazzler?source=share

other masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/rin-may-1103/752991127978835968/the-master-post?source=share

CRAZY HORSE AND GIRL

https://www.tumblr.com/weaver-z/184657238714/concept-horse-girl-movie-where-instead-of-having?source=share

bruce Wayne is Superman

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/759815500217892864/tucker-has-figured-it-out-tucker-knows-who?source=share

soul marriage

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/760291803122597889/in-the-infinite-realms-soul-marriages-are-widely?source=share

talk shit

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/760474571087511552/an-alien-race-rallies-before-earth-demanding-to?source=share

king O' curses

https://www.tumblr.com/vm-haunts/760238123762532352/king-of-curses?source=share

martha Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/starry-bi-sky/760381346653847552/my-martha-knight-au-in-a-nutshell?source=share

Gang Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/hello-eden/746398342907609088/fake-human-au?source=share

not-so-fake villain

https://www.tumblr.com/bet-on-me-13/760709448724627456/danny-goes-all-in-on-the-villain-angle?source=share

shapes and pines

https://www.tumblr.com/void-dude/760720186284425216/shapes-and-pines-au-master-post?source=share

"assassin" Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/writerfromthestars/763284878678802432/dp-x-dc-prompt-dannys-an-assassin?source=share

Masterpost 

https://www.tumblr.com/wahta-auqa/734196193727496192/dc-x-dp?source=share

masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/afanofmanyships/763797566095835137/masterlist?source=share

haunted car

https://www.tumblr.com/idontcaboose/755830169491619840/haunted-car-au-masterlist?source=share

masterpost

https://www.tumblr.com/redflagshipwriter/741191012918132736/red-valentine-2024-dp-x-dc?source=share

deaged Shazam

https://www.tumblr.com/coffee-kitty4090/742472107487903744/so-plot-idea?source=share

fae dad billy

https://www.tumblr.com/moonlightcycle571/764616665923207168/the-jl-fight-a-magic-user-who-casts-a-spell-on?source=share

Dad habitat

https://www.tumblr.com/everybidenjusthavegoodtime/100033975101/releases-pack-of-dads-into-home-depot-gobe?source=share

Modern columbo

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/724384984645992448?source=share

Gamer billy

https://www.tumblr.com/helps-the-writing-brain-go/765306837615738880?source=share

Summoned Danny (bad beginning)

https://www.tumblr.com/stealingyourbones/765082871358734336?source=share

Minecraft danny 

https://www.tumblr.com/justhereforsomethingnice/765864323996368896/minecraft-danny?source=share

Epic x pjo thing

https://www.tumblr.com/zephyr-ro-emenki/764820670063443968/do-you-think-the-pjo-demigods-when-they-are?source=share

Kindergarten au

https://www.tumblr.com/cinderellaenjoyer/761688675917660160/epic-the-kindergarten-saga?source=share

Lex gets high

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/766271814635831296/danny-thought-ghosts-were-the-height-of-weirdness?source=share

Disney princess Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/noisilyscreechingsong/765819561268346880?source=share

Merlin is confusing 

https://www.tumblr.com/bitsandbobsofwriting/659586440985018368/a-new-servant-desperately-struggles-to-understand?source=share

Heavens best

https://www.tumblr.com/kibbles-bits/765995567204663296/heavens-best-masterpost?source=share

Davey

https://www.tumblr.com/nightingale-prompts/766762265478365184/lay-me-to-rest-dcxdp-prompt?source=share

He wants Danny so bad it makes him look stupid 

https://www.tumblr.com/versias/766955800246812672/ridiculous-dead-serious-idea-danny-is-in-some?source=share

Batman musical

https://www.tumblr.com/ruenii/709513247643009024/tim-you-are-outgunned-jason-what-tim?source=share

Cops don't exist 

https://www.tumblr.com/kuroishuuha/767262343228948480/dp-x-dc-prompt-everyone-knows-cops-arent-real?source=share

Markless

https://www.tumblr.com/yjcorefourenjoyer/767170011737522176/i-need-you-to-stop-me-from-making-another-tim?source=share

Big bad wolf cafe

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/767600044654411776/big-bad-wolf-cafe?source=share

JLD secret Santa 

https://www.tumblr.com/weepingfishturtledragon/687418082776498176/imagine-a-few-days-before-christmas-the-justice?source=share

Planet Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/ambunyun/766734540135858176/dc-x-dp-prompt-1?source=share

Death scream

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/768261809332502528?source=share

Boiling rock Zuko

https://www.tumblr.com/discordiansamba/768426226503319552?source=share

Danny tricks Bruce

https://www.tumblr.com/bloggerspam/768234695797424128/prompt-against-dannys-wishes-bruce-attempts-to?source=share

Masterlist

https://www.tumblr.com/that-weird-thing-in-the-woods/767524232758525952/masterlist?source=share

Viking Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/723684718898446336?source=share

Op Jazz

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/768690106276151296/jazz-always-thought-shed-be-a-psychiatrist?source=share

Pirate Danny 

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/768833205741699072/danny-out-of-all-the-titles-he-could-have-earned?source=share

Ghost cat Danny 

https://www.tumblr.com/radiance1/768980349956112384/danny-likes-hanging-around-john-constantine-as-a?source=share

The phantom shifter

https://www.tumblr.com/novelistwriter/768819595912069120/the-phantom-shifter?source=share

Chef Danny 

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/769676782272167936/fake-it-till-you-make-it-star-city-kitchen?source=share

Undertale musical 

https://www.tumblr.com/the-great-papyru/769864535929749504/i-severely-hope-they-dont-make-an-undertale-movie?source=share

The Creature

https://www.tumblr.com/gallusrostromegalus/731294272773586944/so-ive-got-my-parents-van-for-the-week-and-it?source=share

Miss Rona

https://www.tumblr.com/whitepeopletwitter/614319560427028480?source=share

Tadc au list

https://www.tumblr.com/bixell-pixell/745370620296151040/the-tadc-au-list?source=share

'Time'

https://www.tumblr.com/one-time-i-dreamt/182998383469/i-talked-to-a-young-man-with-white-hair-on-a-boat?source=share

Danny's magic School bus

https://www.tumblr.com/kuroishuuha/712536414258085888/dp-x-dc-prompt-mr-fenton-and-his-magic-school?source=share

But not too far or you'll be drowned

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/759397082317701120/everyone-is-obsessed-with-fighting-danny-because?source=share

Sovereign state amity

https://www.tumblr.com/evilminji/724416514536751104?source=share

Waitress to fund portal

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/771132764265250816/it-just-keeps-getting-better-and-better-i-adore?source=share

Ballet Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/772332986531201024/danny-finds-out-that-due-to-his-flexibility-and?source=share

Evil Chancellor Traytor

https://www.tumblr.com/feynites/159551366714?source=share

Fake avatar

https://www.tumblr.com/charlesoberonn/689662758856327168?source=share

Banshee Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/phandomfic/697605988488003584/fic-idea-thats-been-bugging-all-week-banshee-and?source=share

Vlad has evil children ig

https://www.tumblr.com/radiance1/735800450887155712/phantom-troupe-yes-i-know-some-people-will-think?source=share

Ghost crimes

https://www.tumblr.com/ghostreblogging/752289551080374272/ok-ok-so-hear-me-out-twins-au-danny-and-damian?source=share

The last wish Dan

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/767958497139802112/the-observants-have-a-job-for-dan-they-tell-him?source=share

There's more

[gliychra]

Creepy batfam

https://www.tumblr.com/mentallyunawareofpapaya/772698911390482432/i-do-love-the-idea-of-the-justice-league-finding?source=share

Alastor Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/often-daydreaming/750163375693152256/heres-a-prompt?source=share

Sonadow ask blog thing

https://www.tumblr.com/asksonicverse/773960698763034624/start-here?source=share

Other sonadow ask blog thing

https://www.tumblr.com/askssgenerations/775146937666174977/sonic-goes-on-a-new-adventure-send-in-any?source=share

The heart never lies sonadow

https://www.tumblr.com/jugumpuppet/773345968822353920/act-1-the-heart-never-lies-act-1-next?source=share

Shadow aus

https://www.tumblr.com/south-sea/722148159783059456/au-masterlist?source=share

Love bug master post

https://www.tumblr.com/ghostlyvoidbones/772764429311000576/sonadow-lovebug-au-master-post?source=share

And how many months did you say you're staying?

https://www.tumblr.com/theocddiaries/776141304271945728/at-gun-rouge-sonic-have-you-confessed-to-sonic?source=share

Tt

https://www.tumblr.com/radiance1/739454051641671681?source=share

Danny mean girls 

https://www.tumblr.com/hello-eden/759380865150271488/the-dannies-being-the-mean-girls-of-gotham-academy?source=share

JL theorize

https://www.tumblr.com/bbbbbbbbatman/715692081954406400/i-love-the-trope-of-the-justice-league-all?source=share

Pregnant sonic

https://www.tumblr.com/sonic-pja/775174243823566848/next-surprise-baby-finally-im-making-a-comic?source=share

Cryptid Phantom 

https://www.tumblr.com/lollystocks/730193483820924928/the-new-kid?source=share

Phantom photobombs the justice league 

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/778054822296469504?source=share

Sonic stalks Shadow

https://www.tumblr.com/gunstellations/765849924947607552?source=share

Gotham's new rouge

https://www.tumblr.com/chaoticwriting/770645663739510784/new-gotham-rouge?source=share

Jason's masseur

https://www.tumblr.com/iguessthisisanewobsession/724957951671091200/jasons-massage-therapist-deserves-a-fucking-pay?source=share

Remnant AU

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/REMENANT%20au?source=share

How do FLIRT

https://www.tumblr.com/eggcats/749158428181774336/radioapple-where-lucifer-realizes-he-likes-alastor?source=share

Hellradio

https://www.tumblr.com/that-hazbin/769514777568542720/hellradio-au-where-alastor-somehow-got-past-the?source=share

Greek Mafia

https://www.tumblr.com/modawg/747579705924927488/i-like-to-think-if-annabeth-and-percy-ended-up?source=share

avatar whistle

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/778750968407982080/chaoticevilbean-headcanon-that-the-southern?source=share

southern comfort food

https://www.tumblr.com/gildedoak/770959347684671488/southern-comfort-food-comic-masterpost-season?source=share

a sirens requiem

https://www.tumblr.com/asirensrequiem/755821032433156096/a-sirens-requiem-a-radioapple-au-a-radio?source=share

butcher x florist

https://www.tumblr.com/samzikei/748608914226069504/hmmm-something-about-the-new-shopkeep-next-door?source=share

Persephone & Hades with Lucifer & Alastor

https://www.tumblr.com/nekophy/748308079770271744/hades-al-persephone-luci-pt-1-first-meeting-to?source=share

Double edged 

https://www.tumblr.com/goldsnek/758824126954733568/sup-started-making-a-longer-radioapple-fancomic?source=share

My Deer Nanny

https://www.tumblr.com/notherpuppet/745975354644217856/my-deer-nanny-radioapple-nanny-au-collection?source=share

"Marry me" "alright" "...what" 

https://www.tumblr.com/blitzy-blitzwing/754127106965913600/what-could-al-be-planning-1?source=share

RA TC LIST

https://www.tumblr.com/radioapple-tradingcards/773032928503529472/radioapple-aus-confirmed-part-1-fiendish?source=share

Blackout au

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/blackout%20au?source=share

Media demon au

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/media%20demon%20au?source=share

Inconvenience twin

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/777130441183576064/damian-i-can-not-believe-this-tim-whats-going?source=share

Media overlords

https://www.tumblr.com/kame-writes/748335583028543488/some-memessituations-for-the-silly-media?source=share

Alastor lost the script

https://www.tumblr.com/that-hazbin/771439314538217472/happy-new-years-have-an-au-au-where-alastor?source=share

Radioapple android

https://www.tumblr.com/that-hazbin/771050009567412224/detroit-become-human-radioapple-au-alastor-is?source=share

Lucifer can't taste

https://www.tumblr.com/cyanjockstrap/778748878934687746/yknow-what-this-made-me-think-about-like-i-know?source=share

Artificial demon

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/756043792033988608?source=share

Hell ships it

https://www.tumblr.com/maraune/768785572358684672/a-radioapple-au-is-ghosting-in-my-brain-where-hell?source=share

Ransom auction

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/748214327492935680/danny-is-being-held-for-ransom-on-the-grounds?source=share

Son of Mr.D

https://www.tumblr.com/mo-mode/737279026353324032/au-where-mr-d-claiming-to-be-percys-dad?source=share

Gummigoo realization 

https://www.tumblr.com/porter-pumpkim/749863372707758080/gummigoo-realization?source=share

Watchtower Danny spirit

https://www.tumblr.com/mossycobblestonewrites/747397855619268608/dc-x-dp-prompt-4?source=share

Clones train Jedi

https://www.tumblr.com/c-c2224/752267727072362496/one-of-my-favourite-tropes-in-fanfic-is-the-clones?source=share

Dragon Tim has babies

https://www.tumblr.com/bluerosefox/774407924154007552?source=share

Hungry monster Tim 

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/Hungry%20Monster%20Tim%20AU?source=share

Martian Stan Au

https://www.tumblr.com/inkyrainstorms/775963674700578816/martian-stan-au-masterpost?source=share

Rouge trap is haunted 

https://www.tumblr.com/nightshade86/754403919949594624/dpxdc-prompt?source=share

Magical girl is a gender-neutral term 

https://www.tumblr.com/dragonofthedepths/709537711380398080/the-council-of-the-dead-would-like-to-inform-the?source=share

Idk what to put so Lucifer is a bag of dicks

https://www.tumblr.com/lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks/110434660762?source=share

Photographer Stan

https://www.tumblr.com/babyblankyerror/780632146622742528/stanley-photograoher-pines-where-he-takes-pictures?source=share

Professor Ford

https://www.tumblr.com/jellybeanjo/780324463961161728/hc-that-ford-gets-a-job-at-a-local-community?source=share

God Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/nerdpoe/724075342592081920/what-the-hell-is-this-infinite-realms?source=share

Jerk Ford AU

https://www.tumblr.com/tinfoil-jones/771839288289755136/jerk-ford-au-masterpost-i?source=share

Better Together 

https://www.tumblr.com/nowimjustastranger/776566338671034368/in-dimension-839f-stan-and-ford-went-through-the?source=share

Orchestra horror movie

https://www.tumblr.com/gingerhastoomanyobsessions/619138568007401472?source=share

Accidental overlord Vaggie

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/accidental%20overlord%20vaggie%20au?source=share

Hawk feather au

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/Hawk%20Feather%20Exorcists%20AU?source=share

Portal for Freeze

https://www.tumblr.com/on-the-clear-blue/782072054965059584?source=share

Bad guy Batman

https://www.tumblr.com/bruciemilf/763164260676337664/its-always-evil-superman-this-or-villain?source=share

Batman kills Danny

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/782503045591433216?source=share

Persephone & Hades dcxdp

https://www.tumblr.com/gliychra/782597140067336192/ive-been-having-a-crack-idea-with-justice-league?source=share

Time traveler Danny but not

https://www.tumblr.com/bonchobrick/718218823870873600/tw-slight-suicidal-actions-but-not-really-the?source=share

Gravity falls master post

https://www.tumblr.com/akubaras-gf-au-collection/771502117682905088/stellar-remnants-menu?source=share

Dark Lord of awesomeness master post

https://www.tumblr.com/dark-lord-of-awesomeness/783167560540651520/dark-lord-master-list?source=share

Billford kids

https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/gaslit%20falls?source=share

[androfembot]

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

[androfembot]

help

[alder-knight]

[theanishimori]

The perfect reaction gif does not exi—

[armengoldira]

The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

[revretch]

The inside of the nest is white because they're so tiny they line them with spiderwebs!

[i-say-ok]

ok. 🥺🥺🥺

[buteonine]

@todaysbird

[bunjywunjy]

you may also notice that the babies have tiny little nubbin beaks! they hatch like that so they fit in the eggs- the beak doesn't actually grow in for another week or so.

[letitrainathousandflames]

The hummingbird who build a nest in our garden when i was a kid lined it with cotton which they grabbed from a cotton three down the road. It looked so beautiful and cozy inside. And if you think those babies are small, I cannot stress enough how freaking tiny their eggs are. It's so cute.