just reblogging stuff

Help, I'm being perceived

[theta-scenario]

People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'.

And it's free!

The Sad Bastard Cookbook by tRaum Books

by Rachel A. Rosen and Zilla Novikov || Food you can make so you don't die.

[itsapmseymour]

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[theygender]

For blind/visually impaired folks: The instruments being used to recreate these songs are two kazoos, a plastic shopping bag, a metal colander pot, a basting brush, an empty water jug, and a thin sheet of plastic, all being played by two people in an empty parking garage for the acoustics

For deaf/HoH folks: The songs being played here are near perfect renditions of the 20th Century Fox theme, the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, and the Mission Impossible theme

[interestingmistakes]

I can't get over how he just grabs her head and shakes while she plays kazoo to make the opening trill to the mission impossible theme

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[spicymochi]

choose your fav tiny seal

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

> create account

> use sophisticated programming tools (thank you tumblockr) to block -- without exaggeration -- 15,000 blogs

> say hi to your friends

follow for more great tips on how to use tumblr

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

now witness the power of this fully armed & operational battle station

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah I know that the amulet is cursed but by the nature of it being cursed I also can’t get rid of it. Gets back in my pocket somehow after I throw it into the ocean again. You understand.

[tinagalog]

oo alam kong sinumpa ang agimat na ito pero dahil nga sa sumpa hindi ko ito kayang iwala. hindi ko alam paano ngunit bumabalik ito sa aking bulsa matapos kong itapon muli sa dagat. alam mo na.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The cursed amulet is now also available in: Tagalog

[swarnpert]

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[gracefelldownaflightofstairs]

I love showing my non-Doctor Who friends the clip from the five doctors where everybody gets abducted by the weird triangles without context and refusing to elaborate

[polarity-disturbed]

I love this show

[umib34]

Old Sphinx Falin with some tweaks to the anatomy

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

The US tortured a chinese scientist to death and the media calls it "hostile questioning"

[kropotkindersurprise]

His name is Danhao Wang and he was murdered on March 19, 2026.

“On March 19, at approximately 11:00 p.m., officers from the University of Michigan Police Department responded to a report of a subject who fell inside the George G. Brown Building,” the statement read. “A faculty research assistant was found after falling from an upper level and was later pronounced deceased.”

Lin Jian, spokesperson for the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs, said that the U-M researcher died by suicide after U.S. law enforcement interrogated him, urging the U.S. to conduct a full investigation. 

Wang worked in the lab of Zetian Mi, an electrical and computer engineering professor. Engineering Dean Karen Thole wrote in an email Friday that Wang played a major role in research breakthroughs at the University of Michigan, and the community is mourning his death.  “Dr. Wang was a promising and brilliant young mind, whose research into wide bandgap III-nitride semiconductor materials and devices published in Nature stands as a landmark, uncovering for the first time the switching and charge compensation mechanisms of emerging ferroelectric nitrides,” Thole wrote. “His loss is felt deeply not only by those who knew him here at the University, but also everyone who understands his potential to have contributed to breakthroughs in science that would have positively impacted people around the world.”

UMich investigating researcher’s death after alleged questioning

DPSS is investigating the March 20 death of Danhao Wang, an assistant research scientist in the College of Engineering.

[spicymochi]

cake the kitten and jake the puppy

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[lunarthesugarglider]

[villaqueen]

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

[i-am-a-lonely-nerd]

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

[cartoonsbyandie]

I have no explanation for this other than it's what pops into my head whenever I hear this on the radio

[flurgehbla]

Cool how they can just terminate your account without any notice or explanation and then completely refuse to look at your appeals, these are all automated replies, and don't even include the ones from my other email adress.

[flurgehbla]

Do reblog this btw, idk if people realize that staff is simply just not gonna read your appeals unless you have a large following calling attention to your termination

[girakia]

Houseki no kuni fans, if you're still out there... do you have any headcanons for how would padparascha's hair would look like as human hair??