kili-fangirl

any pronouns! the hobbit, one piece, sherlock, lotr currently trying to write fan fiction

[eefscalibur]

i desperately want someone to draw this! (in this moment I resent the fact I cannot draw)

Bilbo covering his cheek and looking the other way, his face incredibly flushed, his tail forming half a heart and Thorin bending down making the other half of the heart with his hand

IT WOULD BE SO CUTE, CURSE MY LACK OF ARTISTIC ABILITIES.

[kierancaz]

My dad about Bard: hm that guy kinda reminds me of Orlando Bloom a little bit

Me: WELL FUN FUCKING FACT—

[ilykethehobbit]

LMAO MY DAD SAID THE SAME THING AND BOTH OF US THOUGHT ORLANDO PLAYED DOUBLE ROLE AS LEGOLAS AND BARD-

[bbuggs]

Mr “if there’s a key there must be a door” hasn’t quite figured it out yet

[ilykethehobbit]

Canon. Idc.

[baggnshield]

"What choice did we have but to barter our birthright for blankets and food, to ransom our future in exchange for our freedom? You call that a fair trade? Tell me, Bard the dragon-slayer, why should I honor such terms?"

[ilykethehobbit]

Kyrā: Have you ever felt scared for someone?

Kíli: Obviously, that's not even a question.

Kyrā: Okay, have you ever felt scared for someone based on the amount of sex they've had?

Fíli: Okay, Kyrā, where the fuck are you going with this?

Kyrā: Have you ever thought someone has had so much sex that they'd get pregnant.

Fíli: Obviously if it's without condoms.

Kyrā: No, as in male.

Fíli:

Kíli:

Ori:

Kyrā: I'm scared for Bilbo

Kyrā: I don't think Thorin's apparent breeding kink is helping. You don't get it. I can hear it. I hear it as if it's in front of me.

Kíli: You know, I'm rethinking the 'I wish I had super hearing' thing again. I'll stick with sight.

Fíli: I wouldn't be surprised if Bilbo actually does get pregnant. Seriously. Thorin's a dwarrow with determination.

Ori: Okay seriously wtf is wrong with you guys

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*a year later*

Kyrā: (holding a baby)

Kíli: (holding another)

Fíli: (anOTHER??)

Ori: (holding pen and paper after being summoned to record the triplets birth but just staring) I'm so fuckin traumatised bilbo how tf did you get pregnant.

Bilbo: tf would i know thorin wanted babies but I thought it was impossinle so I said yes to humour him and so I could be pleasured and then I give birth

Kyrā: Told you guys

Ori: okay what thE FUCK-

[frankensteinsmonst3r]

I found this in my “idea” document for my fic

[ilykethehobbit]

Guys hear me out.

Dís literally lost everything she loved. Her grandparents, her parents, her brothers, her husband, her children, everything.

Like any sane person in Middle Earth, she lost the will to live. But Erebor was reclaimed and she was the Last Durin.

Though being the last durin didn't matter. She couldn't ascend the throne.

She often went out hunting to relieve herself. More than that, she would meditate under one specific Oak tree. She liked it very much. Many hunters often hunted in this forest.

On one specific day she wore a deer pattern. It looked very pretty on her. It was specially made by Dori for her.

People often complimented her saying that they confused her with an actual deer when they would see her pass by.

What I'm tryjng to say here is that a hunter, thinking she was a deer, accidentally shot her while she was mediatating with a poisonous arrow.

Instead of crying for help, or asking the hunter to cure her when he arrived, she silently let tears of joy fall. She wluld finally be with her family again.

[ilykethehobbit]

You know, something I absoljtely love about The Hobbit fandom is that we have all collectively gaslighted ourselves into believing that the Durins survived.

But when you do find canon-compliant your heart shatters. And you can fucking hear it.

Like 95% of fics you're gonna find are NOT canon compliant in any way, the rest 3% are different aus, and the last 2% is just soul-inflicting, pain injecting trauma.

[skatesfullofsunshine]

Us, as a fandom, collectively explaining how actually the line of Durin is thriving. WDYM.

Also, that sound - "You're gonna tell me that I'm wrong??!"

[ilykethehobbit]

I JUST REALISED THAT SKATESFULLOFSUNSHINE REBLOGGED MY POST. BIGGEST FAN OF THEM??? EXCUSE ME??

[ilykethehobbit]

Okay look, I don't know if any of you guys know this person, or if they're even on this platform, but I'm BEGGING YOU PLEASE CHECK OUT Insane_Lollypop ON AO3

All of their fics, bagginshield or not, are priceless. They make canon-divergence and canon fics and the canon ones more than often break me.

I don't think they kiss the brick before they throw it when it comes to canon.

But still, check them out! Soo worth it :)

(Also love the way they portray Dís)

[avengetheangels]

These fics include mpreg and cabbage patch hobbits.

Gardening by The Feels Whale (miscellea)

Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it. Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it. OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.

Eastern Homecomings by Sarcasmcat

After an unprecedented Goblin attack on the Shire, Bilbo finds himself whisked back to Erebor with his son he never wanted Thorin to know about.

Dumb as Rocks by hchollym

Bilbo never imagined his pregnancy going quite like this. Crack. aka the one where the company doesn't believe that Bilbo is pregnant until the baby is born.

A Home for my Heart by Moonrose91

For things Bilbo could not change, he was condemned to a life of isolation, with the belief that none could love him. And then a Dwarf came to Hobbiton.

Growing Dwarves (And Kingdoms) by Lumeleo

Sometimes, Bilbo finds, not everything goes according to plan. First an injury and the coming winter delay his leaving Erebor, then word from the Shire leaves him mourning his beloved Bag End. And because getting added to Thorin's council isn't trouble enough, Kili is in love with an elf, Fili may or may not have his eyes on a certain little scribe, everyone seems to think he is a lady hobbit, and Thorin needs to find someone to marry. Okay. So the last part might not be trouble, exactly, except for the part where it makes Bilbo's rather hopeless attachment even more painful. Or it wouldn't if he hadn't possibly accidentally promised to provide Thorin with an heir... and Dáin just might still be scheming something. Fortunately, if there's one thing hobbits are good at, it's growing things. And Thorin did promise him a garden.

When the Sun Rises, I will... by Ragsweas

Bilbo Baggins of Bag End was not a very respectable Hobbit. No respectable Hobbit had a sword and crossbow hanging in their home, nor did they have Dwarves as family. But Bilbo Baggins did, and all of Shire knew of his husband, blacksmith Thorin Oakenshield. When Bilbo comes home to find his Husband earlier than expected, he learns of a quest to reclaim Erebor. It is a death mission. Bilbo knows that Dwarves are stubborn creatures, and none more than Thorin himself. But nobody said that Bilbo himself was any less stubborn. So he will follow his dearest husband across all of Middle Earth, through plains and mountains and forests, all while hiding the true nature of their relationship (Dwarven politics never helped anyone), brushing off some old wounds (and getting new ones) and finding out new things about the dwarf Bilbo calls husband (and his extended family). Nobody ever said love was easy, after all.

Grow and Grow Love by SOABA

To Thorin’s great astonishment, Bilbo is capable of growing something much more incredible than pretty flowers and green food in his garden.

Merciless by silverneko9lives0

After the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo stays long enough to make sure Thorin lives, then sneaks off in the middle of the night with Gandalf, carrying more than he thought... Several years later, Thorin returns for him.

An Unexpected Son by Luthorchickv2

Bilbo left Erebor with a treasure more precious then gold or rings. What happens when the dwarves discover Frodo? Will Thorin bend enough to admit he was wrong to force Bilbo to leave?

What Peace Brings by orphan_account

In the aftermath of the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin's belief in Bilbo's betrayal has lessened, but not enough to take back his banishment. Bilbo Baggins, accompanied by meddlesome wizard Gandalf, journey back toward the Shire with heavy hearts. When they reach Rivendell, Lord Elrond convinces Bilbo to start a new life amongst the peace and plenty in the Hidden Valley. Bilbo agrees, knowing that the child he carries will be endangered on the road and that the warm welcome and healing expertise of the elves will be just what he needs to start anew. However, as part of the new found peace amongst Erebor and its neighboring lands, an envoy is sent to Rivendell in gratitude of the shelter they provided the company of Thorin Oakenshield. In this envoy are several members of said company. Faced with this reunion, Bilbo must decide if keeping his secret and thereby preserving his heart from possible hurt is more important than forgiving mistakes and moving on from the past.

Soulmates And Where to Find Them by Lumeleo

Hobbits, Bilbo finds, have an exceedingly simple way of finding their soulmates: You fall in love with who you will, and once you both feel the same, you'll get your marks. Dwarves, in typical dwarven fashion, do everything backwards, getting their marks first and then trying to find the matching one. Really, he's quite content to be courted by Thorin, who has no mark at all. Kíli has no mark, either, until they come to Mirkwood, and things get needlessly complicated. Because of course elves do things yet another way, as though Bilbo didn't have enough of a headache already. Of course, there's also the ultimate question: how to tell about your pregnancy to a partner who is not only gold-mad, but also doesn't believe in the existence of illegitimate children?

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[ilykethehobbit]

You know, something I absolutely love about The Hobbit fandom is that we have all collectively gaslighted ourselves into believing that the Durins survived.

But when you do find canon-compliant your heart shatters. And you can fucking hear it.

Like 95% of fics you're gonna find are NOT canon compliant in any way, the rest 3% are different aus, and the last 2% is just soul-inflicting, pain injecting trauma.