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cityrun

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

manslaughter

burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s

gayvian

why does the burger king app have quests

everythingfox

kis

thesoundofmusic1965-deactivated

thebootydiaries

me: *starts screaming*

somebody: whoa there buddy whats that all about?

me: sorry i just remembered my whole entire life

earthstory

Flags

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults.

shanlonwrites

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore.

vrabia

i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply

inabikari

#the stages of Giggle Gadot™

bugkeeping

yall ever heard of beetle jelly

bugkeeping

theyre these little cups of jelly ppl use to feed their pet beetles and they come in like 30 flavors

bogleech

beetle keeping is so ordinary in Japan that you can buy beetle jelly at their equivalent to 99 cent stores :(

forbiddencronch

You’re telling me there are these cute and colorful and ridiculously tiny cups of jelly that are solely and specifically made for BEETLE CONSUMPTION

kilowave

When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

janothar

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

wombatking

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries.

janothar

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare. She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

hmslusitania

Further counterpoint,

She’s still married to Shakespeare

scholarlypidgeot

When Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

mccdi09-blog

Plug It On The Window

The Window Socket offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.

Designers: Kyuho Song & Boa Oh

zohbugg

glacecakes

I’m on mobile so the last thing won’t load but I’m gonna bet everything that it’s the squid ward “future” thing

manymari

icarus-milano-deactivated202103

tupacabra

it’s a metaphor

oberynmartell

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

glumshoe

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

glumshoe

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

glumshoe

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

puerto-nic0

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

schmergo

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

batsalmighty

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

tired-wolfe

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). – Got to walk a second time through– Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh.

hoardofhyperfixations

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

macbieths

one time a girl with a meat cleaver in her throat or head or something was following me saying creepy things and all I could think of to say was “you should probably get that checked out”