Mr Ninny

24, Manchester UK, gym bunny and a massive homosexual

[crocincrocsart]

It’s halloween season, time for dead memes

[juggalokomaeda]

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

[red3blog]

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

[staff]

[exeggcute]

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

[overpricedvodka]

American killed on Andaman island home to uncontacted people, body yet to be recovered

An American man was killed on an island inhabited by a tribe known to resist outside contact in the Andaman and Nicobar Islands. And, his body still lies there. The North Sentinel Island is home to the Sentinelese, an indigenous tribe that is furiously rejects outside contact.

Y'all hear sum? I thought I might have, but nope.

[onlyblackgirl]

Missionary or not, if you go somewhere where it is widely known they don’t want visitors and it is literally illegal to contact them or go on their land, and you get clapped, that is your own fault. 

Stop trying to colonize everyone and mind your business. 

[vivalatinamerica-deactivated201]

this man wasn’t a tourist — he was an intruder.

[sudaca-swag]

Remember it was illegal to enter the island especially for white ppl because of the diseases they carry and that they would try to pull this shit

This island is a territory of India on paper but the Indian government doesn’t want to impose on them in any way but sure, the usamerican “tourist” was a poor soul that got hurt when trying to continue the work of his ancestors

[darkislovelyyyy]

[okayysophia]

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I hope they ate him too

[te-amo-corazon]

Facebook wastes no time 😭

[iicarys]

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[horrorpops]

[kit-harington]

LMFAO

[haylleyelite]

Spirited Away (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[sushinfood]

HOLY SHIT HE’S REALLY BOOKING IT

[chardofthestars]

Me @ my ditto who’s just a breeding machine that never leaves the day care

[gingersofficial]

Ditto:

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[ftmahsblog-deactivated20221119]

this is a real woman?

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[ramjam]

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

[hotvampireadjacent]

do i WHAT now

[viridiandnd]

Why is it that in almost every D&D group I’m in, SOMEONE wants to have a joke character. And no, I don’t mean like a choatic neutral bard or something, I mean a goddamn chicken. You wanna be a fucking chicken??? A CHICKEN???

I SPENT SO MANY HOURS CRAFTING HOMEBREW RACES, AND CLASSES AND SHIT AND YOU WANNA BE A NORMAL FUCKING CHICKEN WITH A BIG SWORD??? REALLY???? REALLLLYYYY????

So no, I don’t really mind bards.

[viridiandnd]

Me talking to new player: So what race and class did you decide?

Him: Umm a rouge and uuuuuh bird person.

Me: Oh an Aarakocra?

Him: A what? No, like I’m still small but … like a bird furry.

Me: A small … bird furry

Him: Yeah like a coupla inches tall … but my knives are normal size.

Me:

[viridiandnd]

[edensmidian]

[klubbhead]

I hate English

[mornington-the-crescent]

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[klubbhead]

Fuck you

[sharky-sharks]

Why do you like sharks?

[yofi-deactivated20190418]

he walk

[knightposting-archived]

He cronch

[gaycubedenby]

He roll

[waywardfangir1]

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

[canidteeth]

He gets tummy rubs

[glitterysquidily]

He get nose rub

[the-monochrome-jester]

He beauty

[hoediac]

He dance

[ayellowbirds]

She do a triple Lutz

[localgaecryptid]

He slorp

[pineapple-crow-deactivated20250]

This post is blessed

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea