1. “did you really think they loved you?”
2. “do you have any idea how many packs of ramen i could have bought with that kind of money?”
3. “i can’t make it stop because i don’t even know what it is”
4. “your email password is ‘ibetyouwontguessmypassword’… you are literally the opposite of mysterious”
5. “shh.. hey shh, i’ve got you alright?”
6. “it’s not that i don’t like them.. its just that make me wants to slam my head against a wall”
7. “there’s so much to think about”
8. “i think you’re indirectly saying that you like me but i’m not really sure and i'm really bad at picking up on signals so please be straightforward before i embarrass myself any further”
9. “you deserve to hear those words but i can’t be the one to say them to you”
10. “i hate everyone, its just that i hate you slightly less”
11. “i mean it’s the only way… right?”
12. “when i said ‘break a leg’ this is not what i fucking meant”
13. “how do you know when?”
14. “i’m so tired i’m starting to imagine things. like, i think your face in inching closer to me but that could totally just be the lack of sleep and-mmm”
15. “stop fucking crying”
16. “when people talk about being awkward.. do they not realize that real awkwardness is throwing up on a casket at a funeral, not just pretending to be embarrassed when you ‘accidentally’ bump into a hot guy?”
17. “i can’t make this decision for you”
18. “would you stop looking at me like that?”
19. “no, like.. what do you really want?”
20. “remember that time you stepped in dog shit on our first day of school and you had white shoes on and- and why are you making threatening hand gestures at me?”
22. “oh my god i think i just peed”
23. “god! stop it! why do you always fucking do that?”
24. “dude, you remember that commercial with the lady that falls down the stairs and can’t get up? yeah.. that’s basically you right now”
25. “why didn’t you love them?”
26. “that is my muffin you fucking jerk face”
27. “I just don't get it, no matter how hard i try”
28. “did i mention how much i hate you? oh i have?… well just a reminder.”
29. “either shut up and take a nap with me or leave”
31. “you spent 20 minutes trying to teach a chair how to respond to it’s name… i think it’s safe to say that you were drunk as hell”
32. “everything just kind of.. hurts, i guess”
33. “hey have you seen my- are you crying over that damn disney movie again?”
35. “what the hell do you mean you’re not a dog person?”
37. “did you just.. did you just snort?”
39. “did you just give me the middle finger?”
40. “you’re making this worse for yourself, you do realize that right?”
41. “rock, paper, sciss- fuck!”
42. “i know i don’t deserve it, but please?”
43. “are you sure you’re studying because this looks like the intro to a very poorly funded porno”
44. “want me. need me. crave me”
45. “i’m trying to write a poem but i can’t think of anything that rhymes with- what are you looking at?”
46. “i should have noticed”
47. “listen as much as i love your hugs, i can’t really breathe at the moment”
48. “breathe with me. in. and out.”
49. “what do you mean you’ve never owned a rubber ducky?”
50. “you are so fucking beautiful and you can’t even see it”
51. “how does he expect me to run to class when i can barely walk up one flight of stairs without heaving afterwards for five minutes straight?”
53. “yeah, uh, what the fuck”
54. “i can’t remember a time when i didn’t feel this way”
55. “hi i’m- wow you are a beautiful and i just made this so uncomfortable by saying that out loud”
56. “i’m so sorry, oh my god, i’m so sorry”
57. “so you can punch someone in the face but you can’t kill a spider?
58. “i keep telling myself to ‘stop waiting’ but here i am.. still waiting”
59. “how is it 3:00a.m, i thought it was like 10:00p.m”
60. “i almost long for it now”
61. “they love me, they love me not, they love me, they love me n- wait fuck there’s only one petal left, i always knew this game was rigged”
63. “you literally roll your eyes every other minute, how are your eyes not stuck in the back of your head by now?”
64. “how can’t you see that you deserve so much better than me?”
65. “i am 99% sure that the world is out to get me, the other 1% is holding onto the hope that my 11:11 wishes are valid”
66. “wait, are you crying?”
67. “wow that dry drool on your chin really suits you”
69. “don’t ask me about my feelings when you already know exactly what I'm feeling”
70. “i may or may not have possibly accidentally maybe stained your favorite sweatshirt?”
72. “so, any questions, imbeciles?”
73. “they love me, you’re wrong”
74. “there is a very large chance that i like you back.. but like, who knows..”
75. “you’re not supposed to eat that part!”
76. “i was waiting for you and you knew it and still, you did nothing about it”
77. “please stop tickling my neck it’s not funn- oh my god!”
78. “i know that you never really listen to your voicemails but here i am anyways and i just wanted to say…”
79. “it’s not my fault i’m so devilishly handsome”
80. “i didn’t mean to, i don’t- I'm not, i-”
81. “me too. wait no i mean like- i love you too. not me. i don’t love me too. not that i’m insecure. i just meant like that i love you not me. does that make sense?
82. ”i didn’t mean to make them cry!”
83. “everyone is always saying that i don’t have to have a plan yet. but if that’s the case, then why does it seem like everyone else has a plan except for me?”
84. “i think i’m gonna throw up..”
85. “you’re always saying how tired you are. but what exactly is it that you’re tired of? because i know it’s not just the lack of sleep.”
86. “maybe it was the 7 doughnuts. but I mean, just a guess”
87. “stop yelling at me!”
88. “so a little birdy told me that you think i’m cute?”
89. “i was so in love with who i thought they were”
90. “did you really mean what you said back there?”
91. “i’m so tired of feeling unwanted”
92. “i wrote you just like i promised, like we promised. why didn’t you ever write back?”
93. “i didn’t know you could sing”
94. “why are you being so cold”
95. “you said i was the one you wanted”
96. “tell me what to do, please!”
98. “can we stay home and watch documentaries on netflix?”
99. “i triple dog dare you”
100. “do you think you could teach me how to swim?”
