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No Idea what I'm doing..still.

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my fucking privacy

[puppybeargf]

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[seven-predatory-lesbians-deacti]

tip to everyone who wears glasses. if they seem to be getting dirty it may be time to clean them

[dee-the-red-witch]

Can't be right. It's just foggy here. In my bedroom. That's gotta be all it is.

[dailyflicks]

COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

[charlesoberonn]

I was today years old when I found out Loch Ness looks like this and not like an oval like how the cartoons always depict it

[girlsontanks]

Nessie turning around in the lake:

[imarawrr]

New Manorian head canon.

After KoA both Manon and Dorian are busy rebuilding and ruling their kingdoms that they don’t get to see each other often. I feel like it would be tricky for Manon to visit Rifthold for the first little bit after the end of the war, given that the Ironteeth witches sacked the city (yes she’s a hero by the end but still people may be prejudice).

So they meet in the middle and build a little shack hidden in the woods, nothing special just big enough for them to meet up now and then. Dorian could shape shift to sneak out and fly there and Manon could take Abraxos (or a broom I guess now?) and they meet there in secret.

It ends up being like a safe haven for both of them to get away from their titles and responsibilities. Not to mention a place for Dorian to let his magic run wild so he can expel some of it (because I assume being a king doesn’t give him much chance).

Manon refuses to call the little wooden home a cabin, and Dorian has no idea why. Until one day she finds the field of wildflowers Dorian keeps growing for Abraxos to hang out in.

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[bbylilithian]

Too close to final’s week

[maggierobots]

I could use it.

[coco-loco-nut]

i really need this job 🙏

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[monthly-girls-digital]

So im reading the queen of nothing and im at the part where Jude goes to Severin and sees Hazel and Ben and comments on how they're twins. But, they are not twins. Ben is a whole year older than Hazel. I thought that I was just misremembering The Darkest Part of the Forrest but when Ben is given is magic blessing the mom is pregnant with Hazel and Ben is a baby. That's why got a special talent and Hazel didn't. Hazel wasnt born yet. They're not twins.

Idk if this is a retcon or if Jude is just projecting her life onto these two strangers. Am I crazy?

I feel like I'm being gaslite.

[imarawrr]

I was under the impression that Ben and Hazel were like Irish Twins, cause there isn’t a large age gap (considering she’s so close with Jack and Conner who are Ben’s age), and that’s where Jude kind of assumes, two human siblings that look alike and are practically the same age.

[androfembot]

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

[androfembot]

help

[alder-knight]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[dicklessswonder]

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[teaboot]

Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

[teaboot]

Cannot stress enough that this is NOT a condemnation, this is genuine delight that young girls in my town have stopped dressing up like Kardashians and are finally just goofing around on summer break in comfortable shoes and funky graphic shirts.

15 year olds should not be worries about having a thigh gap, they should be trying on SpongeBob bucket hats at the pier and drinking twice their weight in corn syrup like hummingbirds

[mercurymarbles]

Shadow and Bone is such a fucking mess, the writing is questionable, the plot is insane, the performances are great, the fan service is all over the place… I love it. Ten more seasons, please.

[snowflakeeel]

Have YOU seen a cow?

Yes and I have touched/petted a cow.

Yes and I have been close to a cow

Yes from a distance/car window etc.

Yes at a livestock show/rodeo/zoo(?)

No, only photographs/videos

No, never. A what?

Voting ended onMar 14, 2023

I'm sure lots of people have multiple Cow Experiences so just pick the one where you were in the closest proximity to the Bovine.

Also feel free to describe your favorite Cow Experience in the tags

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Have you gotten your wisdom teeth removed?

Yes- all of them

Yes- some of them

No

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2023

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I just had all 4 removed so now I’m curious how many ppl here have too