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silly questions
Do u reckon Sirius would be one of those people who just gets math
Sirius is a math gay if there ever was one.
Boy built a magical motorbike at -+17 that Held up for 15 years without complaints, and built magical facetime mirrors way before that. Girlie's a physicist and engineer if there ever was one
genuinely thought to myself as I was rereading POA “ugh it sucks having to read Harry’s dementor induced trauma of James and Lily’s deaths!” And the gremlin part of my brain was like “well, at least James isn’t fucking his best friends half priced brother in canon.”
I don't think I've seen an actor who is this passionate about their role ever
you cant put taylor swift on shuffle. was crying over rowan when me! starts playing.
me as a mom
i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen
they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child
what color do I remind you of... we could make a tag game... reblog w/ the color the person you reblogged from reminds you of
The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.”
“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”
“A different hipprogriff.”
“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”
“Prove it.”
no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies
Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book
Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.
Remus: Erm… this is our new order member, my… cousin Gerald. Gerald White.
“Mr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!” “Oh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesn’t wear glasses. That wouldn’t make sense.” “Well have Mr. White take off his glasses then!” “He can’t he needs them to see.”
it got better
It’s honestly a miracle to me that wizarding society doesn’t collapse every other week because like
You’ve got this world full of people who can destroy whole buildings or turn people into beetles or make vehicles fly just by waving a stick at them
And there is literally no common sense
Anywhere to be found
Voldemort would never have had anyone find out he was back if he just went around calling himself Steve
Okay, see, I thought I saved this post to comment on it but I’d like to bring up
The Minister would NEVER EVER disbelieve in Gerald White. He’d buy it hook line and sinker. The wizarding world would buy it hook line and sinker. The GOBLINS wouldn’t but wizards have been shown to be pretty blindingly clueless. Still, Gringotts would grudgingly give Sirius access to the Black fortune.
But, but, but, you know the one person
the one person
who Gerald White would drive AB-SO-LUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT?
Severus Snape.
Snape would do everything, EVERYTHING, to get people to believe that it’s Sirius. But the Order would ignore it (they accepted Sirius as Sirius before anyway) and Remus would just be so… so affronted.
‘Severus, he is my cousin.’
And Sirius would love it. He’d love the fact that Snape just hated it. He’d be the BEST DAMN GERALD WHITE EVER b/c Snape is doing everything from dropping veritaserum into his firewhisky to capturing a dementor in a box and releasing it on Sirius when he least expects it
That one causes problems for a bare minute because SHIT A DEMENTOR ATTEMPTED TO GIVE GERALD THE KISS MAYBE SNAPE IS RIGHT except Harry comes forward and is like ‘excuse me, I’ve never committed a crime and dementors are ALWAYS attacking me, I think they’re attracted to glasses’
and the magical community is like ‘shit, yeah, you’re right’
and just
Spare. Snape goes spare.
Picturing Snape as Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Oddparents now.
Gerald White eventually becomes a fully registered animagus. When he turns into his animagus form right in front of Snape, Snape’s bursting at the seams, just pointing at him and spluttering:
‘HE’S A BIG BLACK DOG! A DOG - THAT IS BLACK. SIRIUS BLACK. BLACK DOG DOG BLACK.’
And Remus calmly says: “That’s absurd, Severus. Sirius Black was never an animagus and besides which, people’s names don’t have any influence over their animagus forms or anything like that. That’s ridiculous.”
And Snape yells: “Shut it WEREWOLF MCWEREWOLF!”
Everyone looks at Remus, who blinks and sighs as Gerald White turns back into his human form.
“Pure coincidence,” Gerald says. “My aunt was into Roman mythology. Has to happen sometimes.” Then he pauses to give Snape an overly concerned look. “Are you alright, Severus? You’re looking a little red.”
^this is my new life
im crying thanks for this
Another point in the direction of Gerald White Not Being Sirius Black is that everyone knows Sirius Black hated Severus Snape. Gerald White bakes the ungrateful dungeon bat cookies and is always polite to him. It so nice that Gerald really wants to be friends.
Okay, I’ve seen this before, but this paragraph jumped out at me today.
“The Minister would NEVER EVER disbelieve in Gerald White. He’d buy it hook line and sinker. The wizarding world would buy it hook line and sinker. The GOBLINS wouldn’t but wizards have been shown to be pretty blindingly clueless. Still, Gringotts would grudgingly give Sirius access to the Black fortune.”
The goblins would be totally cool with giving Sirius access to the Black fortune, because they know perfectly well he’s Sirius Black, but why should they tell wizards that?
Dude was able to buy a racing broom out of his own funds while a fugitive, after all. Presumably by sending a note with a cat. Goblins don’t get involved with wizard politics.
Sirius has always been perfectly polite to them, he’s never committed any crimes against the goblins, and they’re not going to tell the Ministry anything they’re not obliged to tell them by treaty.
If someone with the right Ministry authorizations straight-up asked the Gringotts administration, “Is Gerald White actually Sirius Black?” they would absolutely answer honesty. But there’s nothing in the treaty that says, “If a wizard who has escaped from Azkaban, the prison we believe that nobody can escape from, should happen to come into Gringotts pretending to be someone else but trying to gain access to his own vault and money, you have to tell us.” (This runs off my theory of how Sirius could access his vault during PoA: there’s nothing in the treaty that says they have to pass along any information they may have about Azkaban escapees generally.)
I always loved this post
James Potter did not harass Lily Evans and I will die on this hill. Everyone in the whole school knows that he likes Lily, yes, but after noticing how uncomfortable Lily got with his more drastic and public wooing tactics, he stopped.
Filling the Gryffindor common room with lilies turned into leaving a singular lily at her favorite place to study in the Library. Spelling out "Will you go out with me" in big, magic letters in the common room turned into non-magic letters passed discretely in class or in the common room.
James Potter had an ego the size of a lake, but a heart the size to match it.
Also will die on this hill.
will also die on this hill
THEIR GRANDMOTHERS SET THEM UP FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE~!
#reverse gifts of the magi
BRO THOSE ARE MY PARENTS NAMES
taylor as a pet chicken 🐓
we always knew she was a cool chick ™ 😎🐥🐓
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Yo I feel like the idea that the only historical women who counted are the ones who defied society and took on the traditionally male roles is… not actually that feminist. It IS important that women throughout history were warriors and strategists and politicians and businesswomen, but so many of us were “lowly” weavers and bakers and wives and mothers and I feel like dismissing THOSE roles dismisses so many of our mothers and grandmothers and great-grandmothers and the shit they did to support our civilization with so little thanks or recognition.
YES. This is such an important point. Those ‘girly’ girls doing their embroidery and quilting bees and grass braiding were vital parts of every domestic economy that has ever existed.
This is precisely what chaps my hide so badly about the misuse of the quote “Well-behaved women seldom make history,” because this is precisely what the author was actually trying to say.
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich is a domestic historian who developed new methodologies to study well-behaved women because they were
1) so vital, and
2) their lives were rarely recorded in the usual old sources.
“Hoping for an eternal crown, they never asked to be remembered on earth. And they haven’t been. Well-behaved women seldom make history; against Antinomians and witches, these pious matrons have had little chance at all. Most historians, considering the domestic by definition irrelevant, have simply assumed the pervasiveness of similar attitudes in the seventeenth century.”
Original article: “Vertuous Women Found: New England Ministerial Literature, 1668-1735” (pdf download from Harvard)
If you didn’t know: Abagail Adams (John Adams’ wife) led a very successful effort to fund the American Revolution. How did she and her tiny army of women do it?
They made lace, and sold it to the aristocrats. Real lace (the stuff you see on old outfits in museums, not the machine-made stuff you might be familiar with from today) is stupidly difficult to make, takes a lot of time and skill, and, well:
If you watch this through, you’ll hear her say this is DOMESTIC lace. This is not fancy, this is for household objects. You can imagine what it would take to make some of the elaborate pieces you see on old aristocratic clothing, and see why it was so expensive and valuable. (Incidentally, if you’ve ever heard the music from the musical 1776, in the song where Abagail and John are trading letters and he’s like “ma’am we need saltpeter” and she’s like “dude we need pins,” THIS IS WHAT THEY NEEDED THE PINS FOR. That song was based on real letters between the two.)
And this is all those revolutionary Revolutionary women did, every free moment of every day. They pulled out their pins and their bobbins and they made lace until they couldn’t see straight, and they sold it to revolutionaries and royalists alike, anyone who would pay. Yard upon yard upon yard of lace to earn cash to translate into rations and bullets.
The war was won by a women’s craft. Not even a “vital” women’s craft like cooking or cleaning. It was won by making a luxury item whose entire purpose was to say “look how wealthy I am, I can afford all this lace.”
Lace was not the only source of income for the Revolution. But it was a major one, and it is extremely fair to say it turned the tide.
And until this post, I bet you didn’t know.
this is something that is so very important to me and i am so happy people are talking about it! one strong case of this i notice a lot is in little women. jo is obviously the more masculine "feminist" one even though she looks down on the rest of her sisters because of their goals, a decidedly un-feminist thing. throughout the story she puts down meg and amy for being to feminine or not chasing their goals, even though their goals are just different from hers. having traditional gender roles doesn't mean you aren't a feminist. of course those loud more traditional feminist characters are still important, especially when that was not common at the time but now that that kind of character has been normalized, those kinds of people look down on others for conforming to their vision of feminism.
who has suffered more jesus christ or me when i'm on my period
who has suffered more
jesus christ or me when i’m
on my period
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you
This is fucking hilarious
Get you a man who's like
hey! *drops this and disappears*
rip lily evans, you would’ve loved taylor swift <\3
close upss bc i’m kinda proud of this :d