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Inquisition pin up lads: Blackwall!
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The gods did not breathe the breath of life into us and give us gifts of a shape, a will, and a voice just so we could pay bills and die.
The absolute whirlwind of a Word this post just gave me
This game is so GOOD
Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated.
it’s really a secondary sex characteristic?!
It is. It has to do with the way our bodies network fat. Female bodies create sort of a mesh network to support fat (female bodies are MUCH more hardy in times of stress) and it can present as delightfully lumpy. More than 90% of women have visible cellulite, but all women store fat in this manner.
why did no one tell me this?!
You know why :/
Spread this. I only just started to see mine and I started to freak out a bit. More people should/need to know about this
Here’s an illustration of the aforementioned difference in fat storage.
Men’s lattice pattern collagen threads holds subcutaneous fat in a way that, when the skin expands because of the fat storage, it expands evenly. Women’s “pockets” expand unevenly when we accumulate fat, creating that orange peel effect. Our storage pattern means we can healthily store more fat than men. Like a woman with 25% body fat is average, a man with 25% body fat is chubby. Because of that, like OP said, women are hardier in times of stress or famine. It’s also one of the reasons why our bodies can survive pregnancy, which is a massive energy demand on our system.
And there’s absolutely NO “treatment” for cellulite that will work. They are all bullshit designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. It’s a secondary sex characteristic, it’s perfectly normal and it’s not going away no matter what you do. Like I’m very lean myself and I work out 5~6 times a week, and I still have cellulite. Someone giving a woman shit for having cellulite is akin to giving her shit for having skin. It’s just a mixture of misogyny and corporate greed.
Love your lumpy skin, ladies. It means you are a badass surviving machine shaped by millenia of evolution.
I did not know this, and I pride myself on knowing shit like this.
Resippy
Who is this???
Wrong answers only
Bruce Wayne
The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun
John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana
ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?
”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish
my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom
sentence meme inspired by mirrormask ( 2005 ) by neil gaiman & dave mckean. some quotes have been altered slightly from their original state.
“ So I suppose you are going to turn us all into spiders… or three-legged chairs or something.”
“ I want to run away and join real life.”
“ Don’t let them see you’re afraid. ”
“ Hey, you. You can be the brave volunteer. ”
“ You’re in one of the other things to avoid in life: trouble. ”
“ How do you know if you’re happy or sad without a mask? ”
“ I mean, you wouldn’t think it to look at me, but I’m a very important person. I’ve got a tower. ”
“ Dangerous. Not dangerous. Same thing. ”
“ I have to say, it’s completely, utterly, unarguably, quintessentially hopeless. ”
“ Remember what your mother said: why don’t you look out the window? ”
“ We’ll do what rich people do. We’ll bathe in… fish. ”
“ Answer my riddle, and only then you can pass. Fail, and I devour you, bones and all! ”
“ It’s just the interminable ravings of an unsound and enormous mind, I expect. ”
“ __, remember, I don’t know what I’m talking about. ”
“ Coward? I prefer to think of myself as prudent, cautious. ”
“ Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off until the day after. ”
“ I shall slip unnoticed through the darkness… like a dark, unnoticeable, slippy thing. ”
“ But you can’t run away from home without destroying somebody’s world. ”
“ if I was to say… If I was to say something apologetic… it would reflect my feelings in this matter accurately. ”
“ Most of the time, it’s just staring you right in the face. ”
“ Real life? You couldn’t handle real life. ”
THIS IS ACTUALLY FACTUAL AND NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED MORE
http://www.usms.org/articles/articledisplay.php?aid=294
“Knowing that they were losing “valuable product” due to their slaves’ propensity to swim, slave owners began taking drastic steps to protect their property. One of these steps was to instill a fear of the water by dunking disobedient slaves in water until they nearly drowned and by creating fear through stories of creatures living in the water. Thus it didn’t take long to excise or destroy the West African swimming tradition from African- American culture. The Jim Crow laws that were enacted after The Civil War prohibited blacks from the popular seaside resorts in places like Atlantic City, N.J. and Revere Beach, Mass. And by the 20th Century, as the swimming pool began to gain in popularity in the United States, the color line prohibited blacks from enjoying this pleasant recreational skill.
In addition, self-segregation also played a role in limiting those of African ancestry from getting in the water. I remember my Aunt saying to stay away from the pool because, “black folk don’t swim.””
!!!!!!!
wow, didn’t know that
When I started as a lifeguard, one of the first things they said was to keep a special eye on black people. I was appalled, of course, but in less than a month I saw why. I was even bored enough to take a tally one day to make sure it wasn’t cognitive bias. There really was a difference in swimming ability. One day I didn’t look busy and an older black woman asked me to teach her to swim. While she was practicing basic floating, I asked her why she didn’t already know and she said the above: lack of swimming pools available to blacks, especially in big cities like New York (where she was from).
After watching all the kids summer camp groups being rowdy, I had an idea. I took another tally. Black children are usually just fine at swimming, while their parents still sink like rocks. The new generation is healing. Things are getting better. Theres hope.
I love Tim.
tea parties should be more common. let’s sit down and enjoy the afternoon with sum tea n lemon cookies. maybe wear pretty dresses or lovely suits or groovy overalls, yk? in the tea party, we r safe and loved. have a cookie.
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker
Look, reanimation is a Process, okay
“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.
cain saying “am i my brother’s keeper” right after he killed him is so funny. it’s GOD. he SAW THAT
You ever tried lying to am omniscient being? The balls on that man. The misplaced confidence.
You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode
If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”
You may rear end it
Once
hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans
somebody get this geezer a decent cup of coffee
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
@genericrevenge
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.