Tell Me Im A Bad Man

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[ddeck]

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[mushroominaforest]

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

[imgoodillpass]

Unfortunately going outside and playing with a ball with friends will help your mental state

[allegedly-human]

nonsense words such as "blorbo" and "skibidi" are outliers and a minuscule minority and thus do not invalidate that statement

[crimeshowsource]

PSYCH 2.15 — "Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion"

[b4mbi111]

[passion-of-l0vers]

not having a beverage can kill you. you can’t live on water alone that’s insane

[passion-of-l0vers]

can someone pour a beverage into an envelope and send it to my house

[stxrrstruckk]

wait didn't one guy survive overseas on like rain water only for abt a year or smth??

[passion-of-l0vers]

no i think he probably had like a lemonade or soda or smth

[stxrrstruckk]

u sure buddy

[passion-of-l0vers]

that ai answer fails to mention that he most likely had the occasional iced coffee or some sort of soft drink

[passion-of-l0vers]

matthew 4:4

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[skweebs]

Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic

[birdandvine]

Good Morning, I Am Not Going to Commit Suicide Today, by Kimmy Walters

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[ukester-deactivated20250112]

[postillfastill]

I think the best tumblr interaction I've ever had was when i replied to some post and referred to bigots with cute cartoon icons as "picrew racists" and this other person materialized out of NOWHERE to call me ableist and queerphobic because most people who use picrew are neurodivergent and nonbinary people. I was like, "i don't think that's true and also I am neurodivergent nonbinary people, what the fuck are you talking about", and they said VER BATIM "classic DARVO tactic" and were like why don't you just call me a slur or threaten me with violence since you're such an abuser or whatever, and I was like "I WAS JUST SAYING ITS FUNNY WHEN A BAD PERSON HAS A CUTE CARTOON ICON" and they immediately DM'd me their ENTIRE LEGAL STREET ADDRESS so I could doxx them or hurt them or something since I "clearly wanted to." Like that fast, like 2-3 replies. Pure unadulterated tumblr condensed into such a succinct exchange. 🤌 can't get that anywhere else baby.

[i1ovetonystark]

Psych is literally my Cocomelon

[nick-nellson]

PSYCH (2006-2014) 3.06 There Might Be Blood