Head in the Clouds

T | 25 | cycling through hyperfixations

[unclefather]

[byjove]

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

[byjove]

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

[techskylander]

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

[byjove]

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

[kintatsujo]

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text

[iconuk01]

Well, there is ONE adaptation which includes this very discussion.

[banahbanah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SClmiso_2Y 

I feel it’s my duty to make sure everyone sees this because the still images don’t do the comedic timing of that pause justice.

[ravenfirethief]

Gene Wilder was a comedic master.

[iconuk01]

A rare example of a movie with absolutely NO poor performances, and every single member of the cast firing on all cylinders.

[thypandatetor]

Back to the original point though, he wasn’t even a medical doctor. He was a philosopher studying “natural science” at a university, didn’t even get to the doctorate part, went straight to the necromancy.

[inactivedontfollow-deactivated2]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

hey guys thanks for inviting me to your slumber party. i hope you dont mind i brought my lady dimetrescu body pillow *trying to fit a queen sized mattress through the doorway*

[oksanaastankova]

This asshole is turning 28 today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Oksana Astankova aka VILLANELLE

[harrv]

[tamamita]

Thoughts on the moon?

gonna head up there one day and get that piece of shit flag off of her

[jerrylandis]

We need a Disney princess who throws up the first time she tries weed

[jerrylandis]

Wait this post is stupid all of them would do this except for Mulan and Merida. Rapunzel would die on the spot

[mr-leach]

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

[gayplanets]

the mandalorian season 3

[bogleech]

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

[go-lurk]

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

[professorsparklepants]

What about warlocks?

[anonymousalchemist]

[deep, deep, deep sigh] 

magic sugar babies 

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

What about Druids?

[spirit-of-science]

Magical horse girls

[thealogie]

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

[kaumnyakte]

[amishsicario]

[pukicho]

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

[mycomortis]

how are the trees

[pukicho]

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

[blakhawk15-deactivated20221118]

[robertmitchum]

Good for Britney!!!!

[princessnijireiki]

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/britney-spears-father-loses-bid-retain-control-delegating-her-investments-n1257502

[angelbabyspice]

This is why knowledge is power 😭 they can’t help but fold when there’s eyes on them!

[c0rpseductor]

I AM SO SICK OF GETTING EMAILS FROM FUCKING CHRISTIANBOOK.COM!!!!! you buy a playmobil figure of martin luther ONE TIME and they’re all over your dick for years telling you about their bible specials. it’s over! i don’t have feelings for you christianbook.com i just wanted a single night of pleasure! it was a one night stand with protestantism!! 

[hotvampireadjacent]

Why did you buy a play mobile Martin Luther

[c0rpseductor]

i thought he was funny your honor

[parakeet]

[starwarsfilms]

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

[onyxmoonstone]