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posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:

teachiisan

Minecraft x Liminal/Dreamcore 《 part 1 》

i-will-write

how i sleep knowing i write shitty fiction but at least don’t use chatgpt

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monsterr4t

Had this as a sketch since 2022 and finally got to actually finish it and refine it in one night after I got possessed.

Look at the (old) original sketch! I’m so happy to see my progress

#I keep loosing actually cool ideas covered by piles and piles of layers how does anyone keep their shit organized holy shit #jinx arcane #lol #league of legends #arcane #powder #fanart #s1

bogleech

How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

augustdementhe

Thanks, OP.

zombolouge

also your body doesn’t necessarily work on a daily cycle, it’s not so neat as to understand linear time and how we choose to divide it. You don’t have to try and find perfect balance every single day, sometimes you will go three or four days eating less or eating more. Sometimes you will crave fats or salts or sugars or greens for a few days at a time before your body will decide it’s gathered enough resources in one particular department. The balance is achieved over time and in uneven tides, and that’s good and fine.

bogleech

Original post has been going around for years now but this fairly recent addition is a really good one I needed to be reminded of too. We don’t just reset to 0 every night.

k-eke

Thicc crocodile 🐊🌈

video version

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gobstoppr

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notkatniss

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

heinousactszx

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

pointnclick

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

finnglas

Listen, nobody on earth is as superstitious as baseball players. My man knows better than to be impolite to the good luck charm that decided to grace him with its presence.

oleskyfm

That’s a nice pinup you’ve drawn there of an attractive woman. A moment - ah. It seems you’ve also drawn, in the same piece, no less, a little annoying creature next to her. Was it not enough to enjoy the beauty of a woman disturbed only by us, the viewer? This little pest adds nothing of value and in fact only detracts from what I could come to admire in the artwork. Why must there be an annoying little thing gawking or leering or attempting to grope at or - worse yet - actually speaking? You are a brilliant artist but your talent for writing dialogue is as poor as your choice to add a little annoying creature next to this long-suffering half-naked woman. You don’t .. you don’t mean to suggest this little loathsome dolt is going to perform some act of intimacy with her, do you? I will not sanction this. I will not tolerate this. I will not allow this to go on in my presence. Please, take this art far away from me - I will award you no like. I will award you no reblog, retweet, share, or any other such meritorious gesture. What you are is an aberration and your poor choice here blemishes whatever beauty could’ve been in your art past the point of no return. I mean if the little freak is a chick that’s okay, I guess.