Just call me Crash

Crash | 24 | He/Him | I literally don't know what to put here so yeah

[theconcealedweapon]

[punkitt-is-here]

the gang gets snacks

[vergak]

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

[vergak]

No but I am 4'11

[larval-tear]

nae… worry naught laddeh.. ye be one o’ us… wheather ye laek et aur naught.

[tpols]

this single frame from the tng episode "rascals" just annihilated me

[theload]

Listen to Old Gods of Appalachia, we have:

A fucked up deer

Every trickster spirit (it's the same guy)

The Railroad is self aware and loves murder

Woman who leaves her magic family to become a lawyer

Mother nature is dude and a bear (no literally like a bear bear he mauls monsters)

Dude who steals skin

[gjjuddmk2]

[43406]

[internetgreatesthits]

[geryone]

Daily affirmation: time to be a fag & a freak

[tf2heritageposts]

headcanon that medic is one of those scalpers that hang outside of concerts trying to sell tickets at triple the price with bootleg merch. animal organs don’t pay for themselves

[tf2heritageposts]

he did it at a tom jones concert once and scout lost his mind at him

[despazito]

[earthmovers]

[ar4ivist]

It's pride month, have this

[tf2heritageposts]

scout accidentally eating medic's violin rosin thinking it was candy

[tf2heritageposts]

just realized people probably don't know what rosin is

it's a hard piece of oily resin you rub on your bow's horsestring so it has friction against the string. every violinist i know has licked theirs at one point just to see, including me. it tastes bad

[tf2heritageposts]

[segamascott]

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[omtai]

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

[omtai]

people have been saying squidward on this all day but this is the first one that made me laugh

[bi-accident]

The best part of waking up

[knitordeath]

"Richard Nixon" is now my new favorite swear that isnt a swear

[ourdragonsarebetter]

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

This feels like a classic vine video.

[assfuckmcgriddle]