theimpalarmy

new day new hyperfixation amirite

[frontmansdefender]

[triviallytrue]

oh man, they made you defend your thesis? that's fucked up, they told me mine was perfect the way it is and just gave me the phd

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[a-maiz-ing]

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

[slashercatz]

he sounds like an anime villain

[crashington]

[battleforbfdi]

[battleforbfdi]

I think i might actually throw up from this video

[themaskedotter]

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

[diarydiarydiaryblank]

[emiko-matsui]

Lou Wilson being SO angry at alphonse that he stops using his character voice that he's been compulsively doing for 16 episodes and in his normal full grown man voice yells GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER GOOSE YOU GO FUCKING SCOOP THAT FUCKER GOOSE HE'S NOT GETTING AWAY

[maxkonbo]

the year is 2013

[mrscancelled-1]

[ca314159bara]

gordon ramsay: fuck me, is that a fucking past version of myself? from before i tried the main course? waiter: side effect of the house's special sauce, sorry sir gordon ramsay: jesus christ now he's coming over here gordon ramsay: who the fuck are you, why do you look like me gordon ramsay, ignoring gordon ramsay: god damnit, this obviously didn't happen in my original timeline waiter: sometimes the chef doesn't put enough tomatoes and the time loop isn't perfectly stable gordon ramsay: not perfectly stable love? i know this isn't your fault but this is a fucking paradox! my past self is obviously not going to have the sauce in the first place now, and this version of myself will never come to be! it's unsanitary! please bring the chef here i need to have a word with him both gordon ramsays, in perfect unison, looking at the camera: bloody hell, my notions of causality crushed and for what, some soggy fucking pasta?

[harrietvane]

This 14th century archangel Gabriel in the V&A museum has two scars where their wings used to be, and that always makes me feel some kind of way.

[fuckblast]

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

[mesmir-ized]

[marinella-ela]

[ralfmaximus]

So that’s what they sound like!

[baribott]

Thats a Pokemon

[astriiformes]

but can GLaDOS read captcha

[astriiformes]

[beebsops]

GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

[naruthandir]

This is so funny

[weonsinnombre]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[minicy]

[ID. A video where a white guy plays guitar to his cat, who provides vocals. There is a microphone in shot. End ID.]