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listen bud if u think i know things then u've got another thing coming (24--they/them--feel free to message me)

[bunniope]

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

[iamoutofideas]

could you make up some more words please :)

[bunniope]

wawa gobbler

[iamoutofideas]

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

[jame7t]

I keep your grandpa on a leash and he likes it too

[jame7t]

uh i cover you in goo ok ?

[paper--machete]

congratulations tumblr user voidimperatrix on winning its first nickelodeon kids choice award

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[transcyberism]

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP

[nunmajor]

[seagulldukat]

they turned jerry into shoes

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[yossyislandd]

oh what a feelin when we're dancin in the ceilin

[yossyislandd]

🙂

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[inpursuitof222]

Omg

[silky-selkie]

He has been imprisoned for impersonating a single grain of rice

[e-102]

need this on my blog

[hustlerose]

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[paranormal-taters]

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

[paranormal-taters]

awful news guys

[certified-cervid]

the REALLY scary thing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster is that we have no idea where the rest of the elephant is

[oh-bother-stickers]