okie dokie artichokie

im henry im 17 and I've fully embraced nihilism

[cheaphalloweencostume]

having a normal one on twitter

[abomasnow]

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

[higgsinos-deactivated20250728]

twitter users be like ‘haha tumblr? where all the snowflake babies uwu smol sensitive babby beans are?’ and then make a 14 tweet thread about how an animal crossing villager is gaslighting them or whatever

[toastbutteregg]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[thebeakincarnate]

Today in posts that have not aged well

[hannibalburessknowshowtoparty]

“were there any questions about the syllabus?”

[curseworm]

[watchwithmati]

[eyeofpsyche]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Come pick me up I hate it here!

[featurefilms]

She never crossed the line. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s people who cross the line. Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho

[hustlerose]

fuck valentine’s day!!!!!! fuck those adorable hallmark cards shaped like hearts!!!!! fuck champagne and chocolate and quiet music and fuck wrapping your arms around someone and holding onto them like a life raft and telling them how much they mean to you!!!!!! fuck being around people!!!!!!! fuck love!!!!!! who needs any of that shit annywa y lol valentine’s day i sall a corpo rat e ho  li day desigwnnd t capilskjtse on strihgag lo vke and j lask djskd jfsals djsdlfkajdls afjklkjdf fd

[super-affection]

[imperialantipathy]

P

[theshitneyspears]

Him: what that mouth do?

Me:

[anarchy-kisses]

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

[thickness-protection-program]

“Get the strap!”

[silver-millennial]

See also: trans men when they hear someone say “he’s packing” it’s like, heat or meat?

[orochimarufacts]

Ass? Flat. Pussy? Fat. Shit? Shat. Done? That.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[rodrickheffeley]

let me relax i’ll exist later

[garbage-empress]

NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

[catlips001]

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

[garbage-empress]

[catlips001]

[belloochie]

imagine fucking an e-boy and he keeps all the silver chains and dangly earrings on and it just sounds like ur cramming around in ur jewelery box or coin purse skskdhjdjdd

[incubyee]

As an e-boy myself, I can assure you that my soft boy moans sound so fucking pretty mixed with these noises. Try me.

[kristina100000]