Impossible Drama Queen

Poland | 23 | she/her | gay as hell | so many fandoms i lost count | sometimes i draw, sometimes write, but mostly i procrastinate

[impossible-drama-queen]

Wow it's been ages since I used this blog! I am currently writing my Master's thesis on fandom activity in years 2010-2024 and I am collecting answers for my survey! Feel free to take part in it, link below :)

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[crazybarks42]

Random NPC who will stop existing after I’ve finished their quest and I probably will never see again: Here, your payment. It’s not much, but it’s all we have.

Me:

Me: But you need that for your family

[thats-so-meme]

[mythicgeek]

This is never not funny

[sparrowdeleted-deactivated20230]

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

[thetygre]

trying out passwords

[somecutething]

What it’s like living with a fox.

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[technicolortessi]

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

[anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017]

<b>47 month old<b/>

[validuskong-deactivated20170416]

47 month old.

[fishy]

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

[tsg2k15]

47 month old tho

[unfriendly-black-redhead]

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

[ladyfabulous]

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

[slytherenne]

[amusewithaview]

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

[aniseandspearmint]

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

[lightningparadox]

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

[natural--blues]

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina  Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

[b-morevony]

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

[stebenooniberse]

4 7 M O N T H O L D

[lumberjackprincess]

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

[aquarius-heauxx]

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

[hey-its-scar]

[books-and-cookies]

47 month old

[gay-zelda-deactivated20201208]

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

[huffylemon]

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

[queseraawesome]

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith

Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

[somethingelsefine]

I went to school with a kid called Kebastien, and my sister went to school with one called Bourbon-jack. But that’s nothing on the ones above 😂

[skriker13]

I went to Highschool with a guy named Master Knowledge. I heard someone say his middle name was Self, but I don’t know that for sure.

[turkeyinacan]

I was thinking about this exact post last night

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[impossible-drama-queen]

hey @jawsandbones i finally drew alexi like i said i would

i feel like he would steal cullen’s cloak whenever it got cold because it’s warm and cozy and smells like him

hope you like it <333

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

[sparrow-va]

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

[thenatsdorf]

Music box puts kitten to sleep. (via osirisosito)

[princesstigerbelle]

I’m tearing up

[ampervadasz]

[avvocarlo]

assassinated…

[awed-frog]

flirting in the 21st century

[sexynephron]

Update:

[homofied]

[xmadamrosex]

YES! Best story ever! I needed this!

[retrofrill]

So savage, but so true

[sagaprefecturejet]

It’s been a rough one.

[animentality]

god twitter gives me the jitters.

there’s something about it that’s just disturbingly real.

like i can come here and spout whatever nonsense i want, and ya’ll will tolerate it.

twitter is like an alien world where i don’t know what’s gonna happen, if fucking ted cruz is gonna respond to me or what.

it’s nerve wracking, it’s too mainstream.

i prefer this bullcrap where no one knows anyone or what’s going on at any given time. 

[anabananarama2-deactivated20220]

But do u remember that time when a writer came at you here?

[animentality]

that’s true, but unlike twitter, i was only tumblr shamed.

and tumblr shaming doesn’t work on me because tumblr shaming is like if a group of furries came with signs to shame a filthy otaku. 

on twitter, it’s like JK Rowling is gonna slap me with some half assed white corporate feminism and have her drones of cult followers come to shit on me for speaking. 

or like blake shelton is gonna @ me for making fun of his music, and all of his fans are gonna light the fire under my feet. 

it’s way different, being controversial on a mainstream media site.

tumblr’s a cesspit of stupidity, but it’s an obscure and strange cesspit of stupidity.

twitter’s a little too real.

trump and obama can have a rap battle on twitter and make it a part of us history.

tumblr isn’t the same way.

we all die in obscurity on tumblr, and i prefer it. 

[aplpaca]

twitter feels like im in full sight of the snipers and i cant even duck behind a clown car to avoid them

[iwouldlikeamuffinplease-deactiv]

On tumblr you’re in the clown car, hurtling towards a cliff at mach 3 with a few dozen others in the same car.

[animentality]

See, it’s metaphors like these that you can only get on Tumblr, that perfectly describe what it’s like being on Tumblr.

[somecutething]

[dividusyliaster]

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

[dividusyliaster]

D I S G U S T

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

[mwagneto]

some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music……

my head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window:

[kitty]

patty cat patty cat, baker boy