It seemed like a good idea at the time

| Just some weirdo who has too many fandoms |

[fyeahriverdale]

The cat playing Salem in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina walks the red carpet.

[beetnelson]

[kintatsujo]

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

[plenoptic07]

Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

[kintatsujo]

An amazing and revolutionary concept

[indigo-night-wisp]

When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”

I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.

“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”

There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.

“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”

Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.

“You want to adopt problem children then?”

All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.

[tearyourcurtainsdown]

Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up

[may-the-euph-be-with-you]

“Older children are so difficult why would adopt them??” ALL CHILDREN ARE DIFFICULT GUESS WE SHOULDN’T HAVE ANY GODDAMN

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

I love this post so, so much.

[catchymemes]

[bagrijana]

Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel

[gooddogbestfriend]

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

[lornagonigall]

this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site

[kuttithevangu]

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

[pipistrellus]

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

[apinchofsanity]

They are harvesting our sorrows

[sweaterweathercub]

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.

[feynites]

So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.

[morrithal]

The grim beeper

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute

[brakken]

skeletons

[impossible-is-my-specialty]

TIS THE SEASON BITCHES!

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[mylovebythesea]

My hopeless romantic says yes but my independent woman says no

[twitterlols]

[obviousplant]

Steve-3PO. Only one available. Get him on eBay.

[sammypajammies]

[deadmomjokes]

(gif by steiktur on imgur. i just felt like y’all really needed to see this addition because every time I see that bat this is all I can think of)

[notonyourbarricade]

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse also happy halloween

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse 

[rooks-tattooed-boob]

This is like one of those public service announcements that ruin my ability to pretend the world isn’t on fire. Thanks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you’re welcome.

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

[a-24-reapers]

Thank you I need this I almost forgot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s why i’m here.

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weekly reminder we’re in the early stages of the apocalypse

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weekly reminder we’re in the middle stages of the apocalypse 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weekly reminder we’re in the middle stages of the apocalypse 

[gamercock]

Scrolling past this without really reading it and realizing that the last two are “middle” rather than “early” and scrolling back up to do a double take was one of the most haunting experiences of my life thank you

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

[wideeyedsmile]

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

[iamnotswarley]

Latin, but then make it fashion

[30-minute-memes]

I’m not nervous