[impossiblesoulpursetoad]

My attempt at an amazing drawing I saw of Cordelia and Alistair - sorry for their skin tone, I tried my best with the paints I have!

Carstairs siblings 🖤

[impossiblesoulpursetoad]

Taking out my love for Matthew Fairchild out as best I can as I unfortunately am incapable of just giving him a HUG

[impossiblesoulpursetoad]

MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE FACT THAT ANNA LIGHTWOOD SLEPT WITH VIRGINIA WOOLF

Hot damn

[impossiblesoulpursetoad]

When you relate just TOO much to Matthew Fairchild

• people like you easily but you think you’re just a trick and a liar

• obsessed with Oscar Wilde

• self-destructive and easily hurt

• still obsessed with Oscar Wilde

• ‘you may be a waste of space in a waistcoat, but at least your waistcoat is fantastic’

Someone please protect this boy and give him a HUG

[carnival-phantasm]

[impossiblesoulpursetoad]

I would very much like a gf yes please thank you

[official-lucifers-child]

rb if ur gay

[sero-beyond-deactivated20200229]

have you actually followed everyone who reblogged this?

[official-lucifers-child]

yes

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

Blue is followed, white is not

This is not an up-to-date list as several people have reblogged this post since I took these pictures

[romanocheese]

holy jesus fuckign ch rist

[official-lucifers-child]

Exactly. I’m not joking.

[everyoneprotector]

you alright dear?

[official-lucifers-child]

Does it look like I’m okay???

[everyoneprotector]

no

[official-lucifers-child]

Exactly

[sero-beyond-deactivated20200229]

That’s some dedication, I’m proud sweetie

[official-lucifers-child]

Thank you!!! 😊😊

[meow-moment]

What it im bi is that ok

[official-lucifers-child]

Bi is valid!!! Reblog away my friend!!

[celeste-tyrrell]

Child oh my god-

[official-lucifers-child]

Hon I’m following nearly 2100 now

[fandomfishbish]

OP IM SHAKING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO URSELF

also i’m wondering what ur qualifications for gay are lol. like are we talking the general overarching term used to refer to the entire community as a vague descriptor? or are we talking just sexualities? we talkin both romantic and sexual attraction here? r u followin ppl who id as:

- queer?

- questioning?

- trans and/or enby?

- pan?

- ace/aro?

not meant to attack u at all i’m just curious and i oop !!!

[official-lucifers-child]

EVERYTHING LGBTQA IS GAY

EVERYONE CAN RB THIS

Ace? Yep!!!

Pan?? Fuck yeah!!

Homosexual?? Of course!

Everyone can rb this!!

[random-stuff-space]

Op congrats for the dedication my man

[official-lucifers-child]

Thank you!!

[spidereyez]

This is so pure what the heck

[official-lucifers-child]

Well I try to be pure and wholesome so I’m glad that’s what’s coming across!

[valtsv]

*checks you out through the gap between our crossed blades*

[thepioden]

Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh. 

[acaranalogy]

i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger up a wall they neVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK??? I though this was the smart house???? and Ravenclaws are like yeah kay but GET THIS DID YOU KNOW AN ANIMAGUS - but potions homework - who even CARES about potions right now I’m researching this COOLER THING uncouple the idea of ‘smart’ with the idea of ‘good at school’

[bagera69]

I bet for the professors teaching Ravenclaws is like herding cats away from empty boxes.

[thepioden]

Older Ravenclaws have finely honed the art of asking just the right argumentative questions to direct their teacher onto an entire-class-session-long tangent about something entirely irrelevant to the course material. 

[thekisforkeats]

Can you imagine Ravenclaws trying to overhaul the entire school system with Muggle ideas. Trying to figure out how to best teach people, more concerned with how people learn than what they’re learning.

“Why do we force people to learn things they aren’t interested in, we should create our own curriculum.”

“We should figure out everyone’s learning styles.”

“We need smaller class sizes.”

“No, no, wait, guys, what if we eliminated grades entirely.”

Yeah, Ravenclaws would drive Hermione up the wall.

[thepioden]

“Fire the whole staff and start over.”

“Present more opportunities for seventh-year independent research!”

“Why hasn’t anyone made magically modified calculators yet?”

[sadgaywerewolf]

“Why are we still using quills and parchment when pencils exist? Please explain.” “I don’t want to enter the work force directly after school, what are my options for higher education? Is there magical university?” “I don’t feel confident in my professor’s qualifications because she’s teaching me astrology but doesn’t know any facts about space beyond about the year 1764.”

[thepioden]

Muggleborn Ravenclaws forming rogue study groups to teach other students chemistry and algebra and English literature, just imagine. 

“They call this the astronomy tower but we’re learning about the effects of Venus when it’s in the fourth house and the professor doesn’t believe Neptune is a planet I am really concerned.”

“Okay but what’s the oxidation state of Mandrake root in pepperup potion?”

“But can you apply differential calculus to arithmancy or not?“ 

“The portrayal of the witches in Macbeth has some pretty troubling implications, also, I don’t think their potion would have actually done anything.”

[gothartwin-deactivated20160530]

I can’t not reblog this holy frick

[zannakai]

@bookshido

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

the. puns.

[impossiblesoulpursetoad]

I just want to have a cup of tea and write about girls who taste like ocean and smoke and constellations, or read about love and light and magic while the fireworks burn above me.

[impossiblesoulpursetoad]

Girls really just be out here looking beautiful, doing exciting things and that cute bitey lip smile thing, like wow it’s fine it’s not like I needed my sanity

[impossiblesoulpursetoad]

Current mood:

...... where wifey?????

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[impossiblesoulpursetoad]

I went to see a performance of hamlet recently, and this video right here was the actor’s exact energy throughout the entire thing. Hamlet was played by a transgender non binary performer, and the play was done promenade around/in this old church, and hamlet, when he wasn’t twirling around in heels was literally this guy in the video. It was beautiful.