Im Like A Lawyer

With the way I’m always trying to get you off 25 Doing my damnest to be non corporeal This thing is oold

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[cyber-newtype]

(in the middle of a heartfelt conversation, with concerning sincerity) and dont forget that I am evil, and that my death will be announced with singing in the streets

[artemissoftstepper]

little miss suckable tits would like to suggest a bonding activity

[disuse]

ROLLER DERBY KISSES, Acrylic on MDF and leather, Riikka Hyvönen

[disuse]

bonus: here's my favourite title out of the series

[multimousenette]

Did not clock how absolutely HUGE these were

[classics-suggestion]

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

[benihana-circumcision]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Extremely weird how many people decided to respond to this post by instead bragging about their Ignoble Despicable Savage view of appalachians

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

I just have a healthy fear for the terrifying cryptids that could only come out of a place so ancient and nothing but mad respect for any humans who manage to live there too.

[jockohomomorphism]

every place is ancient that's how the earth works

[parlaypeach]

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

[in-cessant-ly]

too many spiders cant go in there

[parlaypeach]

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[literallymechanical]

[literallymechanical]

stick your head in the fission reactor it's fine it'll be fine don't worry about the subcritical pile made of spent fuel rods euphemistically labeled "fuel" that we use as a neutron multiplier it's fine stick your head in the fission reactor don't wory abouti t

[catcrumb]

[our-queer-experience]

sorry the onion has been killing it lately unfollow if you disagree

[fehck]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign