[sixpenceee]

Astronaut Leland Melvin includes his rescued dogs in best NASA portrait ever.

[capnjordog]

I’m so glad he rescued those dogs from space

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

half of tom hanks’ twitter is him tweeting lost items he sees and he signs all of his tweets

[ladycrappo]

[bombing]

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

[dogsincarsatmywork]

[clickholeofficial]

Doing His Part: Meet The Man Who Shakes His Head Whenever He Hears About Terrorist Attacks

[pdlcomics]

Pretty Bummed/Kevin Tries to Help

[jeangrey]

[wsswatson]

it genuinely baffles me when people say 80s fashion was ugly as if early 00s fashion wasn’t the greatest crime against humanity committed on historical record

[liquifiedkiwi-deactivated202208]

Grown Woman Buys Two More Lipsticks, Still Feels the Dull Ache of Inadequacy

[just-shower-thoughts]

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

[cunt-inent]

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

How do u get Tumblr to stop showing u ads for that game where poorly animated heterosexuals make bad life decisions?

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[theonion]

[mogifire]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Isaac Newton called his theories "Laws" because of his background as a lawyer. He advocated strict punishments for those who broke his laws, and tried to enforce the law of gravity by kidnapping the inventor of the hot air balloon.

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

ayyyyyy lmao