a mouse with delusions of grandeur

30. born to speak all mirth and no matter.

[thememedaddy]

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[userarmand]

“That's the most contact I've had from him in a while.” [via tvinsider]

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[boasamishipper]

had to pause the episode because i was laughing so hard

[raylangivins]

has everyone seen the website that gives you a rothko for your local weather?

[billdecker]

Lady Fanny Button in every episode of Ghosts

↳ Redding Weddy

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[userparamore]

eyes that light up, eyes look through you / cover up the blank spots / hit me on the head

TALKING HEADS | THIS MUST BE THE PLACE (NAIVE MELODY) Stop Making Sense (1984) | dir. Jonathan Demme

[letseyx]

I had made friends. And that... was enough.

[dankmemes23]

[podartists]

Die Insekten, Tausendfüssler und Spinnen Pl 07 | Alfred Edmund Brehm (1829-1884)