Martha Wells: What if a robot with feelings
Me: *starting to sweat*
MW: Also it's autistic
Me: *hyperventilating, my knees are shaking*
MW: It's traumatized and it loves an asshole computer
Me: *foaming at the mouth, passing out*
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Martha Wells: What if a robot with feelings
Me: *starting to sweat*
MW: Also it's autistic
Me: *hyperventilating, my knees are shaking*
MW: It's traumatized and it loves an asshole computer
Me: *foaming at the mouth, passing out*
a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”
a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”
“no” the professor replied.
“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”
“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.
“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”
the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded
“shadow the hedgehog” said the student
Small joys on Tumblr:
When your notes make a perfect cat
Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention
Is this the cat that boops?
It is now!
*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet
I have been trying to imagine the torus from Platform Decay and the dead planet it orbits. The scale is unimaginable to me, but I think I’ve finally gotten a drawing of it I’m satisfied with
I have been trying to imagine the torus from Platform Decay and the dead planet it orbits. The scale is unimaginable to me, but I think I’ve finally gotten a drawing of it I’m satisfied with
Rereading all systems red and the first 2 chapters are strong contenders for funniest intro to a book series. Jumping straight to action, and mb is giving us absolutely no info about anything. Who are those people? Some weird hippies it's not important. Why are they here? Mb does not give a shit. What is this planet? Fuck if it knows. Here is a small paragraph that fucking states everyone's relationship status like a wiki article that we are never gonna get back to. Ugh there are hostiles that keep us away from our media #our media.
men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
try a Tangbyrd from Super Princess Warrior?
it's a good thing mensah is already married with kids by the start of all systems red because can you imagine trying to make a new longterm relationship work when you have to explain to potential partners that murderbot will be there. no not romantically or sexually. but it is there.
ART and SecUnit are like: time is but a number... With our multiple feeds, incomprehensible to humans, we have danced together for a hundred years (inside SecUnit's parts), seen galaxies rise and fall (in the entertainment feed), and had those deep conversations that really allow for understanding (threatening to delete each other's brains).
Arada: that's nice. So how long have you known each other...?
ART: Two, maybe three weeks.
SecUnit: I was unconscious for a couple of those days too.
Arada: that's quite a whirlwind
SecUnit: I mean I agreed to let it do surgery on me after 2 days.
ART: I don't hold it against you. With your slow processing power, you needed the extra time.
Joltik -- Shimaris Yukichi
I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????
i would read that fanfic ngl
About my fish??
HELP?????
YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED
WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY
Dog years
'the moral of project hail mary is that unfortunately eva stratt was right' 'the moral of project hail mary is that friendship will make you braver than you ever believed you could be' WRONG!!! the moral of project hail mary is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE YOUR THESIS ON
Twice, Ryland Grace is faced with the same pivotal decision: to save himself, or to save an entire planet.
The first time:
He is surrounded by white (bravery) and is wearing yellow (cowardice)
The world is telling him to be brave, but he can’t, not yet, because he is a coward.
He has lost his identity and autonomy
The decision is already made (he must die)
He is all alone (he doesn’t have the bravery gene)
The second time:
He is surrounded by yellow (cowardice) and is wearing white (bravery)
He is in the middle of his namesake: a field of rye. The field is the yellow of cowardice; that is who he was, but he can’t be that, not anymore, because he is brave.
You know who you are. You’ll do great.
The decision is already made (Rocky must live)
Rocky’s ball is beside him (he has found someone to be brave for)
WET BEAST WEDNESDAY!!!