Incorret Avengers Quotes

This blog used to be a wallpaper blog but switched into an incorrect avengers blog. However, there will be the occasional wallpaper as well. Lol enjoy this trash I guess.

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Y’all, I just remembered that Avengers: Endgame takes place 5 YEARS after infinity war, meaning that Tony Stark has been trAPPED IN SPACE FOR 5 YEARS

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Remember in ragnarok when hela said “our fathers solution to every problem is to cover it up” and Thor said “or cast it out”

Like, that was a slick comeback and all but it was a bit of a self burn cuz Odin cast Thor out as well in the first Thor movie

Thor trying his best to insult his sister while insulting himself in the process = quality Thor content

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Steve: tony gave me a “feel better soon” card

Nat: awww that’s sweet

Steve: I wasn’t sick, he just thought I could be better

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Strange: I have high standards. I don’t-

Tony, tripping and falling face first: ahh shit hi guys

Strange: I want him

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Steve: can we talk? One 10 to another?

Tony: I’m an 11, but go on

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Bucky: you read my diary?

Sam: at first I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

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Tony: come on Steve! This isn’t rocket science, it’s just quantum physics!

Steve: ...

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Strange: are you getting enough sleep?

Tony: sometimes when I sneeze I close my eyes

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Steve: woah, Bucky is so pretty

Sam: don’t be jealous Steve, you’re pretty too

Steve: I’m not being jealous, I’m being gay

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Tony: you’re the light of my life

Peter: ...

Shuri: try changing your words around

Tony: ... you’re lit fam

Peter: awwww really?

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Thanos: I am your savior and you will refer to me as such.

Peter: ok, such.

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Bucky: we both look really great tonight

Steve: if you said I looked good I would’ve said “so do you”

Bucky: I couldn’t take that chance

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Peter: (fails to insult Flash)

Tony: Oh, Peter, you’re too adorable to be mean. It’s not your fault, you’ve never had to compensate for anything.

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Bucky: you should say “yeet” every time you throw your shield

Steve: that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard

Bucky: wow... I thought you were bae, turns out you’re just fam

Steve: I sometimes wonder if your brain works

Bucky: well, yeah, I sure hope it does

Steve: why are you talking like that?

Bucky: shuri made me watch vine compilations and now I can’t stop

Steve: ...

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Bucky: you’re so beautiful, will you marry me?

Steve, blushing: we’ve been married for 70 years, please stop doing that

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Thor: I love you brother

Loki: unrealistic. unbelievable. lies. false.

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Bucky: choke me

Steve: are you into that?

Bucky: no, I just wanna die