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Sam: I like your shirt.

Bucky: Thanks!

Bucky, remembering people like bad boys: I stole it.

Bucky, remembering people also like nice guys: From an old man I was helping walk across the street

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Zemo: We need to get through this locked door. Give me your credit card.

Bucky: Here.

Zemo, pocketing it: Thanks. Sam, kick down the door.

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Bucky: Did Sam just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Sharon: Yes, he did.

Bucky: And did I do fingerguns back?

Sharon: Yes, you did.

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Bucky: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.

Steve: You and me.

Bucky: Don’t make me laugh, Steve. You know you want to hit this so hard.

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Steve: So? Did you kiss him?

Bucky: No, the moment wasn’t right.

Bucky: Look, Sam could actually be my future husband. I want our first kiss to be amazing.

Natasha: Aww, Buck, that’s so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch.

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Steve: This date is boring.

Bucky: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Steve: Then why did you invite me?

Bucky: I specifically said, "don't follow me" and you said, "I'd follow you to the ends of the earth, love" and followed me here.

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Bucky: FOUR MONTHS

Steve: What's going on?

Sam: Bucky, it's not a big deal-

Bucky: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

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Bucky: Let's play 21 questions. You start.

Sam: What's your favourite colour?

Bucky: Triangle. Are you into guys?

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Sharon: Does this outfit make me look like a lesbian?

Steve: Kinda

Sharon: Good

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Tony: Nick, I think you should play the role of my father

Fury: I don't want to be your father

Tony: That's perfect, you already know your lines

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Bucky: I'm at a loss for words

Steve [narrating]: Despite being at a loss for words, Bucky continued yelling for ten minutes straight.

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Bucky: Nice hands, Sam.

Sam: Uh...thanks?

Bucky: I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my-

Steve: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

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Steve: [holding their breath]

Bucky, timing: Holy crap, 4 minutes!

Steve: [exhales] The trick is not caring if you live or die.

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Bucky: Can I ask a stupid question?

Sam: Better than anyone I know.

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Sam: I notice we have slowly started to phase to 'B' out of our bromance.

Bucky: [Down on one knee, ring still out] I mean, yeah, I guess-

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Steve: We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingredient was whiskey.

Sam: What did you cook with whiskey?

Bucky: We started a fire.

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Tony: If you've got any questions, just ask.

Peter: If a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?

Tony:

Tony: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.