Incorrect Marvel Quotes

Incorrect Avengers Quotes with the occasional cameo from the X-Men! Daily updates!

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Aunt May: Hey Pete honey, the little boy down the road got a strawberry pie for his birthday and wanted some help in programming it, do you think you could go over there?

Peter: Raspberry pi May. It’s a Raspberry pi

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Steve: Do you ever get the feeling that you’re listening to a conversation you shouldn’t?

Tony: No

Steve:

Tony:

Steve: Ok then ...

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*Loki is introduced to Peter*

Peter: *Gives Loki a huge hug*

Loki: *grimances*

Thor: Brother! What is wrong? Don’t tell me you are scared of the spider child?

Loki: *Glaring* I’m not scared brother. It’s just it is touching me without permission.

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Tony: Hey Pepper, do y’know how old Happy is gonna be this year? 45, 46 ?....

Pepper: Tony! How could you not know!!?

Tony: Erm, well the trouble with ages is they change every year.....

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Thor: You know Loki, over the past few years I think you have really grown. In so proud of you.

Loki: Brother I have no idea what you are talking about. I have been 1.9m tall since the 12th centuary!

Thor: No! I meant grown as a person! Matured! I .....

Thor:

Loki:

Thor: Never mind. It’s something midguardians say.

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*Pepper and Tony chilling*

Pepper: So what have you done today?

Tony: well I spent most of it helping happy pack up his appartment because he has to move out by tomorrow.

Pepper: oh my goodness why?

Tony: Er ... because I’m nice?

Pepper:

Pepper: No you idiot- I meant why does he have to move out, not why did you help him!

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Tony: Hey Steve, can you pass me the red milk from the fridge?

Steve: Um, Tony, the milk is white...

Tony:

Tony: The bottle top Steve. Look at the bottle top.

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Peter: Hey Tony

Tony: Yeh?

Peter: What’s Captain America’s favourite drink?

Tony: err

Peter: Iced Americano!

Tony:

Tony:

Tony: Ill give you five bucks if you go and tell that joke to Steve right now.

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Clint: Crap. Nat do you know where I put the anti-sharp for my sword?

Nat: Anti-Sharp? Don’t you mean Sheath?!

Clint: Sheath! Yes that’s the word!!

Nat:

Nat: Y’know, sometimes I wonder what SHIELD were thinking when they hired you.

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Absolutely no one:

Korg:

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Legend

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tony: *wants to do something*

rhodey, pepper, and bruce: NO!

tony: (◕‸ ◕✿)

rhodey, pepper, and bruce: *does the thing*

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Ten years later:

Peter: You know what would be fun? If you entered a Tony Stark look alike competition.

Tony: NO

Peter: :(

Tony: *enters the competition * *and comes second*

Tony: How did you get me to do that?

Pepper, Bruce and Rhodey: *laughing maniacally in the distance*

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Peter: Hey Mr Stark! I’ve got a joke for you!

Peter: What song should you never play to a fruit picker having a mid-life crisis?

Tony: I don’t know. What song should you never play to a fruit picker having a mid-life crisis?

Peter: Strawberry Fields Forever!