A BUNCH OF STUPID WORDS

so here is where I write a load of random shit I can imagine all our favourite naruto babes saying at one point or another in their world or ours (^•^)

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Naruto: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Hinata: Have been for the last year but thanks for noticing.

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THIS BLOG IS A YEAR OLD HOLY SHIT! To all you guys who've been here from the beginning and all those who've joined along the way, I'm sorry I don't post THAT much but thanks for sticking around while I type stupid words into place of characters saying them Thank you!!

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Temari: What is your favorite part of my body?

Shikamaru: Your eyes

Shikamaru: And your favorite part of mine?

Temari: Your butt

Shikamaru: ... How romantic

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6-year-old Shikadai: Can you and Mom help me pick up my toys?

Shikamaru: We didn't make this mess.

6-year-old Shikadai: You made me.

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“If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.”

— Temari threatening Shikamaru, probably (via incorrectshippudenquotes)

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Other than your blog, do you have any other accounts just like yours? I'm having trouble finding chat blogs about naruto

Check out @incorrectakatsukiquotes’re pretty cool! I wish I could give you more perhaps the Mod Shikamaru and Mod neji could help- Mod obitio

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There’s @incorrect-narutoquotes I just found it today - Mod Shikamaru

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If any of you are looking for more accounts like this one! Follow these guys^^^

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Temari: I need motivation not to kill anyone today.

Shikamaru: I can't fuck you if you're in prison.

Temari: ...

Temari: That'll do.

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“Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them.”

                - Hana Inuzuka

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Person: Who do you ship most out of your friends?

Kiba: Sasuke and his own self loathing

Kiba: ...or Shino and being left out.

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Sakura: Ah! What are you doing?

Sasuke: I wasn't proposing, I was doing my boots up...

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I don’t want to be entirely sober. You know how those people are.

Tsunade

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Naruto: Sa-

Sasuke: NO

Naruto: But

Sasuke: NO

Naruto: Why?!

Sasuke: My girl is not having a date with your son

Naruto: But-

Sasuke: They're 5 years old, for heaven's sake!

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My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

Sasuke Uchiha

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you guys don’t know how badly I want to make a Naruto abridged series, but I don’t have the equipment, time or people to do it

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I’d love to be a voice actor for an abridged series…. it’s just that I don’t know if I could do a voice that was entertaining enough.

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I reckon it's the jokes/plot as much as the voice. You don't need a particularly entertaining voice for most characters so long as it fits them, I don't think. I reckon the more silly voiced characters would be better in contrast that way.

Don't doubt yourself, mate!

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Bro I feel you. I've been wanting to do a parody/abridged version of naruto for a while but I don't have a good enough mic to do it

That’s the issue!! (also my editing skills are shit af) it’s a shame cause I could make it damn funny and I can voice act pretty well, but I just don’t have the stuff!

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you guys don't know how badly I want to make a Naruto abridged series, but I don't have the equipment, time or people to do it

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Obito: You see. People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning

Kakashi: Not true. People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life