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Im not dead. I just am not caught up with anything : )

#mun maso #not a quote #///I need to vamp this blog and get caught up with batman and twdg but #I can't stand watching youtubers shitty choices any longer #and until I make new icons my fc will be sweet bby harv

John Doe: Smiling is also what I do when I’m not listening.

Mr. Freeze: But you smile all the time, John.

John Doe: What? I wasn’t listening.

#john doe #telltale john doe #telltale batman #Batman: The Telltale Series #mr freeze #mr. freeze #Source: Game Grumps

Bruce: So, why is John mad at you?

Edward: He sneezed and I accidentally said ‘shut the fuck up’, instead of ‘bless you.’

Bruce: How do you accidentally say ‘shut the fuck up’?

#bruce wayne #Batman: The Telltale Series #telltale batman #telltale riddler #edward nygma #source: unknown #source: tumblr

John Doe: Hey man, can I borrow some coins please?

Riddler: How about no, you fucking burnt piece of celery.

#telltale batman #telltale john doe #john doe #telltale riddler #source: unknown

John Doe: Everyone excuse my potty mouth. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

#john doe #telltale john doe #telltale batman #source: unknown

Handsome Jack: If I had a penny for everytime I wasn’t cool, I’d have no pennies.

#Handsome Jack #tftbl #Tales from the Borderlands #source: unknown #source: vine

Clementine: Road work ahead? I sure hope it does.

#twdg #twdg clementine #source: unknown #source: vine

Hugo: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee.

Rhys: It’s so weird, because I fucking hate you all, every, all the time.

#hugo vasquez #tftbl rhys #tftbl #Tales from the Borderlands #source: unknown #source: vine

Oswald: Oh my god, you finna smash?

Vicki: Oh my gosh, no.

Oswald: You didn’t let me finish. The patriarchy. I’m a feminist.

#Oswald Cobblepot #Vicki Vale #telltale batman #Batman: The Telltale Series #source: vine #source: unknown

Bruce: Over seven billion people in this world and you think I’m going to chase somebody that doesn’t even want me? Hahaha that’s exactly what I’m gonna do.

#telltale batman #Batman: The Telltale Series #source: unknown #source: twitter #bruce wayne

*playing scrabble* John: I will put my “A” down to make “A.” Harley: I will add to your “A” to make “AT.” Mr. Freeze: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT.” Edward: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC.” Bane: *flips the board*

#john doe #Harley Quinn #mr freeze #telltale riddler #bane #source: suite life on deck

John: Is that a promise?

Bruce: It’s more than a promise. It’s a pinky promise.

Later

Bruce: That promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture it.

#john doe #bruce wayne #telltale batman #Batman: The Telltale Series #source: parks and rec #submission

Handsome Jack: Press that red button.

Rhys: I- Wait. Is it going to kill everybody?

Handsome Jack: Press that blue button.

#source: archer #Handsome Jack #tftbl rhys #tftbl #Tales from the Borderlands #submission

August: You know, when I was little I used to pretend you weren’t my mother.

Vallory: Me too.