Incorrect DC’s Titans Quotes

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We would like to ask that you read the tags on the posts that are screenshots of texts. In the tags we say who the sender (blue bubble) is. We’ve had a few people already NOT do that and try to make it out to be a different character than who we said it was (Kory and Jason romantically when it was actually Kory and Dick romantically).

Following up on that: This blog is about the live action show, not the comics or animated series. Thank you.

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Dick: Who do you plan on kissing this New Years, Hank?

Hank, holding a beer: The floor when I pass out!

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Rachel, wearing a fake lion's mane: Hi, Jason. This is part of my Halloween costume. Guess who I'm going as.

Jason: Gar?

Gar: Hey!

Rachel: It's the Cowardly Lion.

Jason: Oh. Well, then, you'd better add a tail or something, or everyone will be guessing Gar.

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Dick: Gar is at that special age, and if he's anything like me, there's only one thing on his mind.

Kory: Romance? dating? in Gar's case, boys.

Dick: Homicide.

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Dick: [lying upset on the couch]

Donna: [walks in with a watermelon] Hey, Rachel texted me that Dick got hurt so I brought a watermelon.

Rachel: Why?

Donna: Because Dick loves watermelon.

Dick: [hugging the melon] wawa...

[not-so-mundane-after-all]

Dick: Rach, this is Barbara Gordon, my-

Rachel: NO. Not happening. I refuse. MOOOOOOM!!!

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Kory: God, give me patience.

Dick: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Kory: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Kory: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Dick: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Kory: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Dick: Kory is out with Gar, so while she’s gone I’m gonna go kidnap Scarecrow by myself

Barbara: Why?

Dick: She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

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"I hate to brag but, I can make a therapist anxious"

-Jason Todd

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Gar, giving introductions at Doom Manor: This is my boyfriend Conner.

Gar: and this is Conner’s boyfriend Tim.

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Gar: [Struggling to tie his sneakers]

Tim: What, you can’t tie your shoes?

Gar: I can’t tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch.

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Kory: [hands Dick a cup of punch]

Dick: Thanks.

Kory: Sure.

Dick: [staring at the cup in confusion] There’s a wiener in my punch.

Kory, focused on watching Gar across the room: Ya think Gar’s trying to make Conner jealous?

Gar, obnoxiously dancing with Jason: Wow, Jason! You’re such a good dancer! So much better than Conner!

Conner, next to them: [continues dancing with Tim, a little confused]

Jason, dancing really badly: [accidentally karate-chops Gar in the face]

Gar, getting knocked out and falling on his butt: OW!

Kory, from across the room, curiously watching it all unfold: Did you see that?

Dick, still staring at his punch, holding the wiener he took out of the cup: Eh, I’ll drink it.

[undertheknightwing]

I got an idea for a fic while trying to sleep and I'm currently planning it out by writing a few scenes. I'm not saying what it's about yet, just know it will be long and full of Dad Grayson because that's really what we're all here for, right? I'm also fixing canon because it needs it

here's one of the scenes I wrote for planning

@wonderbatwayne @not-so-mundane-after-all-97 @garsfavouritejacket

Brown eyes searched the surrounding area; gazing over every little detail he could find of the plain white hallway. White walls, white tile floors with a few light blue specs sprinkled in and an empty metal cart parked next to a closed door. The hallway had many doors, actually.

They’re in a hospital, he determined. The plain colors, the multi-doored hallway, it wasn’t hard to figure out once he looked around. He’s been in these specific buildings more times than he could count. But why are they starting at a hospital? He was expecting to start their journey at Doom Manor. Isn’t that where Gar truly became Gar?

Turning his gaze down to the teen girl standing next to him, Dick frowns, “Where are we?”

Meeting her father’s gaze, Rachel explains as she was the only one who could, “2003. Portland, Oregon.”

2003. The date repeated in the man’s head. There was a familiarity to the numbers. Gar was born in 2003, wasn’t he? Yeah. He turned 16 a few months ago, on December 12th. He remembers Jason dropping his plate of cake and having one of his usual over the top reactions about it.

“I told you we had to start from the beginning.” Rachel shrugged before progressing down the hallway; Dick on her heel, “But we don’t have time to look around, we have to find Gar.”

Advancing down the blank hallway that reeked like the inside of a nursing home, Dick glanced to the side when they passed a window not covered by a blind. The normally clear glass encased in frost and through the blur, a hint of the sun and hefty amount of snowfall. Dick isn’t a snow person, after living in Gotham for most of his life, he could go through the rest of it and never see snow again, it wouldn’t bother him. But right now, feeling his heart begin to beat faster in his chest, it was the most beautiful sight he had ever seen.

It’s December 12th.

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don’t forget you can submit quotes! and don’t hesitate to send in asks

[undertheknightwing]

Bruce: Oh, you're such a handsome young man! Can you give us a big smile?

Gar: *smiles, revealing shark teeth*

Bruce, nervously: Oh.. please don't do that again.. okay..

Gar: *confused*

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Gar: There’s no way Conner could like you.

Tim: Why not?

Gar: ‘Cause he’s met ME!