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Lumiere: Some people are like slinkies. They’re useless most of the time but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Adam: Where’s Cogsworth?

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therobinsonwayoflife

Cornelius: Good morning, Carl.

Carl: Hello, Cornelius.

Carl: It's 2:42 PM by the way

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Honeymaren: I’m a useless lesbian.

Ryder: I’m useless in general.

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Merida: Someone will die.

Rapunzel, smiling: Of fun!

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superbrightbrat56

Merida: What's a great "I'm sorry" gift?

Hiccup: I dunno, changed behavior?

Merida: Fuck no.

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Dipper: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up!

Bill, cackling: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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norothythefilmmaker

in case this wasn’t enough

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norothythefilmmaker

If Tadashi was a Disney Prince...

Tadashi: *appears in Disney Princes' room*

Everyone: *ready to attack him*

Tadashi: Whoa! Easy, gentlemen! I can explain, uh... *comes up with a lie so they won't kill him* Actually, I was chosen to be a prince, too.

Kristoff: Wait, what?

Tadashi: Yeah, um... I'm Tadashi Hamada, of... Hamadas from San Fransokyo? Hm, pretty sure it was a known name...

Shang: What kind of prince are you?

Tadashi: What kind...?

Eugene: Do you have a weapon of choice? *holds frying pan*

Tadashi: No.

Eric: Were you hypnotized?

Tadashi: No.

Kristoff: Do you have a steed? *pets Sven*

Tadashi: Does moped count?

John Smith: Were you shot?

Tadashi: No!

Naveen & Adam: Enchanted?

Tadashi: No!

Eugene & Philip: Kidnapped or enslaved?

Tadashi: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Prince Henry: I know! You met a girl at the ball but she had to leave, and the only thing she has left was a glass slipper so you ordered every woman in your kingdom to try it on and that's how you'd find her!

Tadashi: Um... No but that's interesting.

Prince Florian: Have you ever had a True Love's Kiss?

Tadashi: *blush* I-I don't think so...

Aladdin: Do you have criminal records?

Tadashi: I'm trying my best to stay out of trouble.

Everyone: Yet troubles keep coming!

Eugene: And now for the million dollar question - have you ever sacrificed your well-being for the sake of others?

Tadashi: ...Yeah.

Everyone: HE IS THE PRINCE!

Prince Florian: *high opera note*

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