Lafayette: Here’s a list of suspects I’ve put together so far.
Herc: Laff, your name is on the list.
Lafayette: I don’t remember where I was last Friday night. Therefore, I have no alibi. I’ve been tailing myself for the past three days.
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Lafayette: Here’s a list of suspects I’ve put together so far.
Herc: Laff, your name is on the list.
Lafayette: I don’t remember where I was last Friday night. Therefore, I have no alibi. I’ve been tailing myself for the past three days.
Alexander: *screams*
Jefferson: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Burr: Should we do something??
Madison: No, I want to see who wins this.
Alex, crawling to the living room at 3 AM: WHERE IS THE COFFLEY CAFFINE?!
Lafayette:*Smacking him with a newspaper* what *smack* are you *smack* doing up?!
An actual conversation I’ve had with a friend
......
Me:*Sends a picture of me in the process of making a Stay Alive (Reprise) cover* “I’m almost done...totally not ugly crying right now...
........
Why do I do this to myself?”
My friend: “I honestly don’t know.”
*Police sirens in the distance*
Philip, who has never done anything wrong in his life: They’re coming for me.....*Gets on his BICYCLE and paddles off*
James: I don’t think I’m going to work tomorrow, it’s stressful, and stress is bad for the baby.
Thomas: What baby?
James: Me.
My Shot
John: Ohh, Who are you?
Lafayette: Who are you?
Hercules: Who are you?
Alex: I am not throwing away my Shot!
John, Laf, And Herc: ......
John: Well, nice to meet you “I am not throwing away my Shot” I’m John....
DUDE THE DOG
Carlos:*Talking To Gil* Oh! And I have a dog now! DUDE!
Gil:*Laughs* Whoa man, nice to know you enjoy my company enough to call me “dude”
Carlos: No, I mean, I do enjoy your company. But, I mean, Dude is the dog’s name.
Gil: Why would you name your dog “Dude”?
Carlos: I Don’t know. It’s cool? That was his name before I came here. Still is apprantly.
Gil: But you can change it! I mean, you’ll never know when your talking to a friend, or the dog-
Carlos: That’s not-
How Peter is so much smaller than everyone, and how he earned his nickname.
Peter:*Standing in front of the Avengers* Hey, I’m Spider-Man.
Thor: Of course! Since spiders are significantly smaller than us, it only makes sense to call yourself the Man Of Spiders!
Black Widow and Hawkeye: Welcome to team bug, or in your case, the itsy bitsy spider club.
Loki:*Comes out of literally nowhere, and starts singing the “Itsy Bitsy Spider”*
Peter: No that’s not w-
Tony: Yep. That’s my son.