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Jerome Valeska: I'm trying very hard not to judge you.

Barbara Keen: Me? You murdered your entire family.

Jerome Valeska: Yes. But I was never unfaithful.

#barbara keen #jerome valeska #gotham #source: american horror story

Edward Nygma: Check out this huge smooch mark he gave me! [turns cheek to reveal a big red mark]

Jim Gordon: Ah!

Edward Nygma: Heh heh, gullible. That was just an accident with the leaf blower. [in a flashback, Mabel gets her face sucked into a leaf blower whilst trying to perform "kissing practice" on a picture of Oswald] That was fun.

#gotham #nygmobblepot #jim gordon #edward nygma #he probably would have practiced in the first season on one #source: gravity falls

Ah... my boss. I love that guy. And by that I mean I hate him so, so much

Jim Gordon (regarding Nathaniel Barnes)

#jim gordon #gotham #nathaniel barnes #source: undertale

They say two things will survive a nuclear holocaust. Cockroaches and Twinkies. You’re a little of both.

Harvey Bullock (to Oswald Cobblepot)

#harvey bullock #gotham #oswald cobblepot #source: the blacklist

Edward Nygma: I love you, Oswald.

Oswald Cobblepot: I love you too...totally in a non-sexual way.

Edward Nygma: I can't say the same

#oswald cobblepot #gotham #edward nygma #nygmobblepot #yep. guess who's back #i have been revived from my undertale induced coma and am back to do some quotes for you lovely people #source: the voice

I wish that just once people wouldn't act like the clichés that they are.

Barbara Keen

#barbara keen #gotham #source: six feet under

Dr. Leslie Thompkins: You know, some people, when they read the paper, they relax. They're off the clock.

Jim Gordon: My clock has its own schedule

#leslie thompkins #lee thompkins #jim gordon #gotham #source: sleepy hollow

I can't go to hell. I am all out of vacation days.

Harvey Bullock

#source: undertale #harvey bullock #gotham

Fish: Uh...could ya say that a little bit louder? I couldn't quite catch that.

Harvey: (to Jim) You moron! Are you trying to get everyone in here to hate our guts or what?

#gotham #harvey bullock #fish mooney #jim gordon #source: naruto

Jim: Shut up, criminal.

Oswald: Oh dear, romance me with small talk.

#gotham #jim gordon #oswald cobblepot #source: fma (2003)#the salt is strong with this one

Barbara: In my room at the palace, right before I go to sleep... I always think to myself, "What's Jim doing right now? Is he thinking about me?"

#gotham #jim gordon #barbara keen #barbara kean #source: tsubasa reservoir chronicles

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Harvey Bullock: Oh, Montoya, everytime I see you, I wish I was a lesbian.

Renee Montoya: That's so interesting, because every time I see you, I'm glad I'm a lesbian.

#he's likely sarcastic....she isn't...#renee montoya #gotham #harvey bullock #source: waiting...

Kristen: Look, everyone! Ed made me latte in the shape of a heart. Isn’t he artistic?

Edward: Actually… that was a puppy.

#gotham #edward nygma #kristen kringle #submission #source: fresh prince of bel air

I am a notorious tag reader and a very happy one at that! “Now my favourite blog”! Score!

#about as well as I dance too.#not a quote #this the is the closest you will see me dance unless it is a very dark dance room with me surrounded by other crappy dancers.

Dr. Leslie Thompkins: We're keeping score.

Jim Gordon: I thought you didn't want to keep score.

Dr. Leslie Thompkins: Oh, is the great big bad bowling man afraid his itty-bitty girlfriend is going to beat him?

Jim Gordon: Is the itty-bitty girlfriend afraid the big bad bowling man is going to leave her in the PARKING LOT?

#just domestic fluff #lee thompkins #jim gordon #gotham #source: home improvement

Alfred Pennyworth: [to Bruce and Selina] Fasten your seatbelt.

Selina Kyle: I don't like wearing them.

Alfred Pennyworth: Well I don't like the idea of seeing your internal organs splattered all over the dashboard if we get into a wreck, God forbid, so put it on.

#alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #gotham #source: transamerica #bruce wayne #sort of kind of maybe...

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