incorrect knives out quotes

idk man i just really like the movie // warning for spoilers!

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Blanc: Can you grab the pasta sauce from the fridge? It’s behind the cream cheese.

Marta: I see a lot of fake blood, but no pasta sauce.

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*Crashing sound*

Joni: What was that?

Marta: My shirt fell.

Joni: It sounded a lot heavier than that!

Marta: I was in it

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Ah, can I just say how much I love this blog?! I only watched the film last week and I don't know how active this blog is but I just wanted to say it makes me laugh more than it should. 😂

tbh i kinda forgot about this blog,, i’ve been so busy lately and haven’t really been on tumblr, i’d like to make the blog less dead but idk when (if) i’ll get the chance to do so :/

thank u tho!! i’m really glad that you enjoy the posts :D 

- mod gray

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Meg: Hey, I'm a lesbian.

Jacob: I thought you were American.

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Trooper Wagner, on the phone with Blanc: [about Ransom] Smash his kneecaps and he’ll talk, okay?

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Joni: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Richard: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Donna: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Meg: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Marta: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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Joni: Fuck off.

Richard: What did you say to me?

Meg: *sipping wine* She said fuck off.

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*at the zoo*

Jacob: What are they in for?

Donna: Jacob, this is not prison

Jacob: So they can leave?

Donna: No, but-

Jacob, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one murdered someone

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Marta: I have no friends.

Ransom: Bitch, what am I? A roach?

Marta: Yes.

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Blanc: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS.

Ransom: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT.

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Marta: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird

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Joni: Linda is smudge and arrogant.

Linda: I think you mean 'smug'.

Joni: Arrogance.

Linda: Joni, I'm just trying to-

Joni: And there's the smudgeness.

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Judge: I sentence you to 10 years in prison.

Ransom, on trial: Well your honor, maybe I can... Change your mind ;)

Judge: ... 20 years

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Blanc: trust me, i know what i’m doing.

Marta: not even god knows what you’re doing

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Ransom: I just slid in Marta's DMs and she deactivated her whole Instagram account.

Ransom: Where do I go from here?

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Donna: it’s dad day! how do you feel? do you feel like a dad?

Walt: oh, I sure do

Donna: what’s it feel like?

Walt: tired. tired all the time.