incorrect les mis quotes

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[texasdeath]

Les Amis as articles about millennials

[incorrecteponine]

Enjolras: What’s in that water bottle?

Grantaire: Water.

Enjolras: It looks like wine

Grantaire: *faking being surprised* Well, would you look at that! Jesus did it again!

[aroacevaljean]

[incorrectlesmisquotes]

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[theywereschoolboys]

Les Miserables + Psych Quotes

[permets-tu-not-permettez-vous]

Enjolras: Don't say a word.

Grantaire: Fergalicious.

Enjolras: I said don't say a word!

Grantaire: Oh so two weeks ago in Scrabble it's not a word but now when it's convenient for you it is.

[hellinconverses]

inspired by @incorrectlesmisquotes and colored digitally on a sketchbook scan

in case my handwriting is shit

grantaire's quote is "today I had 800mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a face mask. the line between self care and self destruction is a fine one and god i walk it hard"

enjolras' is "*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* I don't care"

(im unavailableplum on instagram and all my art is tagged plum makes art here on tumblr)

[permets-tu-not-permettez-vous]

Grantaire: Did you have to stab him?

Eponine: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Grantaire: What did he say?

Eponine: ‘What are you going to do, stab me?’

Grantaire: That’s fair.

[buttergolem]

Grantaire: What? People actually tell their crushes that they like them?

Combeferre: What the hell do YOU do?

Grantaire: Uh, I die? What sort of question-

[les-amis-de-l-a-bae-c]

Enjolras: Grantaire, are you seeing someone?

Grantaire: [heart pounding] N-no, why?

Enjolras: I dunno I just think you would benefit from seeing a therapist or something.

[les-amis-de-l-a-bae-c]

National Guard: *poiting a gun* Kneel down or you will not live

Grantaire: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

National Guard: This is a gun and it works

Grantaire: I hope it does

[enjolrasoftheday]

thus, les amis de l’abc was born

[incorrectlesmisquotes]

Fine is always a lie. Fine means ‘I can’t tell you my problems.’ Because normally I would say 'I’m good!’ If I say 'I’m fine’, that means I just got done screaming and now I’m in a grocery store.

Marius Pontmercy

[incorrectlesmisquotes]

Marius: “That’s - I’ve - I’ve got stuff I got to do, so...”

Eponine: “You don’t have any stuff. Name one stuff.”

Marius: “[quietly] Documents.”

[incorrectlesmisquotes]

I love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. Mairus got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap.

Courfeyrac

[permets-tu-not-permettez-vous]

Grantaire: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Enjolras: If by a moment you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

[incorrectlesmisquotes]

Grantaire: Enjolras gave me a "get better soon" card.

Joly: Aw, that's sweet.

Grantaire: I wasn't sick, he just thought that I could do better.