Totally Correct LOTRO Quotes

everything here is on a queue!

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Sigileth: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Raddir: 'Prettiest Smile'

Cucheron: 'Nicest Personality'

Achardor : 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Issuriel: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[lotro-quest-objectives]

Make a gimmick blog

Do not let the queue run out

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Quest objective failed! Retry?

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Radanir: *coughs blood*

Faeron: Don't die, Radanir!

Radanir: Don't tell me what to do!

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Idhrien: See, the problem is, Radanir, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D.

Radanir: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.

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Amarthiel: Can I bother you for a second?

Mordirith: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Mordrambor: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Amarthiel: No.

Mordirith: No.

Mordrambor: Didn't think so.

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Cucheron: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Issuriel: But are you shuffling? Cucheron: Everyday. Raddir: What language are you two speaking??

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Cucheron: Ok, first of all, what the fuck?

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Nona: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Horn: You left me, PC, and Corudan in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Nona: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Radanir: *tapping fingers on table*

Faeron: *taps fingers back furiously*

Lothrandir: …What’s going on?

Idhrien: Morse code. They’re talking.

Radanir: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Faeron: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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PC: Wake me up-

Corudan: Before you go go

Nona: When September ends

Horn: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Cucheron: Is Sigileth always like this when she loses?

Issuriel: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 3015.

Sigileth: You bumped that table and you know it!

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Issuriel: A sprite is anything not static.

Raddir: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Cucheron: A sprite is a fucking soda.

Cucheron: You god damn geekass bastards.

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Corudan: The universe works in mysterious ways and comedic timing is the only constant in life.

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PC: What time is it?

Nona: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Nona: *BLASTS the saxophone*

Gleowine: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Nona: It’s 2 am.

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Issuriel: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Raddir: *crouches down*

Sigileth: *kneels down*

Cucheron: *sits on the floor*

Issuriel:

Issuriel: I hate all of you.

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Horn: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.