Mike Driver
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One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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almost home
ellievsbear
izzy's playlists!
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Sweet Seals For You, Always
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Game of Thrones Daily
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Andulka
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@incorrectluciferquotes
Lucifer: Now that you’re meeting my mom, here are some topics to avoid: how my dad left us and ruined our lives, how my dad got remarried twice and ruined our lives, how my dad moved to Canada - and ruined our lives.
Chloe: You know what? I’m just gonna steer clear of your dad entirely.
Lucifer: Smart.
Dan: I am the smartest, most skilled officer in this department.
Chloe: ...Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Dan: I paid for my Rolos.
Dan: I'm getting my Rolos.
Lucifer: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Chloe: As dark and bitter as my soul and mood.
Lucifer: One glass of milk coming up.
Lucifer: I died for you. Why would I lie now?
Chloe: Everybody has their secrets. Maze. Dan. Ella. Why don’t you?
Maze: You're ugly.
Dan: Why must you attack me with words?
Maze: Do you want me to use rocks?
Ella: How long have you been sleeping with Chloe?
Lucifer: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get- why would- I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Chloe is my boss, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmmm, check and mate.
Ella: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Lucifer: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Chloe: Dan tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Ella is sweet and simple, like a lady baker. I wouldn't be surprised to find out she worked in a bakery before coming here - she has that kind of warmth. I'm pretty sure she's baked on a professional level.
probably anyone about Ella Lopez
Judge: How do you plead?
Lucifer: [looks at Chloe]
Chloe: [mouths "not guilty"]
Lucifer:
Lucifer: hot milky
Chloe: *banging head on desk* FFS just lock him up
Dan: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Lucifer: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.
Lucifer, you're my brother, and I love you, but you are a great big bag of dicks.
Amenadiel
Maze: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Linda: Oh, well now that’s not fair, Mazikeen. Have you met all of them?
Maze: I’ve met enough of them! People. What a bunch of bastards.
Chloe: Were you just rude to Dan?
Lucifer: I’m rude to everybody.
Linda: Are you drunk?
Maze: No, I’m Maze.
I definitely have strong feelings for you. I’m just not sure if they’re negative or positive.
Chloe (to Lucifer)
I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I’m shallow.
Lucifer
Lucifer: I thought you said we couldn’t do that.
Chloe: No, no, I said YOU couldn’t do that. I’ve got GUNS, I can do whatever the hell I want.