incorrect marianas trench quotes

actual quotes from the members of marianas trench, trust me on this. (queue currently has enough posts to go to july 18th!)

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Josh: Ian is making sense.

Ian: Get off my side immediately.

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Josh: Once again, Josh and Matt save the day!

Mike: You didn't do anything. It was all Matt.

Josh: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.

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Mike: Matt will be a good husband.

Mike: I know this because... because I'm a musician.

Mike: I know things.

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Josh: Quid pro quo, Ian.

Ian: What does that mean?

Josh: It means I'm pretentious.

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Ian: So, what did the insurance company say?

Matt: Oh, they said, uh, "You don’t have insurance here, so stop calling us."

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Matt: Look, the first thing you do when you start a band is talk about your influences. That's how you figure out what kind of band you want to be. So who do you like? Blondie?

Josh: Christina Aguilera.

Matt: Who? No. Come on. What? How about you?

Ian: Puff Daddy.

Matt: Wrong. Mike?

Mike: Liza Minnelli?

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Josh: Look what I found!

Brett: I found it.

Josh: Look what I took credit for finding!

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Mike: We all just need to stay cool about this, right? I mean, I’m being cool.

Matt: You know that’s not a stress ball, right? It’s a lemon.

Mike: Let me have my process.

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Mike: Hey, look at this, I’m getting the hang of it!

Matt: No, actually, Mike, you just paused it… And now you’ve reset the game.

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Josh: You’re my best friend. Last year we shared a toothbrush.

Ian: I was not aware of that.

Josh: We did.

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Josh: I have feelings for you.

Ian: You do?

Josh: Yes. I feel you’re a little annoying.

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604 Records Rep: Hey, guys! This is gonna be your new look!

[A picture is displayed.]

Mike: Absolutely not.

Josh: We would never wear that.

604 Records Rep: This is a picture of you from the lobby. You’re wearing this now!

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Interviewer: Now, I need to know your process.

Josh: Do you really want to know my process?

Interviewer: Absolutely.

Josh: Well, it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

Matt: And if there's time in between? ThunderCats. Ho-oh!

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Josh: Okay, I’m on my way.

Ian: Make sure that you actually are.

Josh: I just said I am.

Ian: Yes, but sometimes you say you’re going to do things, and then you don’t.

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Josh: [about Matt] He's a terrible liar. One time we-

Matt: Don't tell the story!

Josh: I'm telling the story! One time we were going to ride rollercoasters on a school day, and when he came to get me, he told my mom I was taking him to the doctor. So my mom said "Which one?" and Matt said...

Matt, embarrassed: Dr. Rollercoaster.

Josh: And guess what I didn't get to ride that day.

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Mike: You know what, why don’t you just go on ahead without me this time. Well, I’m feeling a bit like a wet blanket nowadays.

Matt: Do you remember that time that those bullies were picking on me ‘cause I was so little and liked to read, and I got on your back and we chased them into a dumpster, and they cried like a bunch of children? That was tough!

Mike: Yeah.

Matt: Or that time you taught me calculus? Calculus was tough!

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Ian: It’s so insulting.

Mike: Do we look like we’re about to die? Do we look like we’re senile and can’t remember anything? … Where is the car?

Ian: I thought you were paying attention.

Mike: I told you to take a picture of the space!

Ian: I did! I… left my phone in the bank. … With my keys.