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One Nice Bug Per Day
if i look back, i am lost
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@incorrectquotes----andfear
Bruce: but how can I be sure the Red Hood is Jason???
Bruce: it's got to be something only Jason would know or do, that no body-snatching shape-shifting demon possessing masquerading no-good zombie would know.
*half an hour later*
Jason: *kicks in the door to the Manor* DID YOU MAKE A 'PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SUX' BILLBOARD AND STICK IT ON WAYNE TOWER???!?
Prospero: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Ariel: Only if you also don't ask why
Ariel: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Prospero:
Ariel:
Prospero: This one is fine
Mia: "You're a lying, cheating, piece of garbage, this isn't the man I married"
Ethan: "Then I want a divorce and I'm taking Rose with me"
*Leon takes the monopoly board off the table*
Leon: "I think we should stop playing now"
Chris: "No, I think we should keep playing, I wanna see where this goes"
[Alternate Version of Jesse and Ivor trying to get Harpers headset but they work for Harper and are just trying to get into the lab lmao]
Jesse, on the phone: Hey, Boss. Yeah, I don't have a key to get in, could you tell me where to find it?
Jesse: It's- wait-
Jesse: What- A rose key? (to Ivor) wait, should I write this down?
Jesse: There's a rose key?...And an Ice key and a torch key? And I need to-
Jesse: I need to solve the riddles-
Ivor: What?
Jesse: So that I can...Get it from in the-WhAt??
Ivor: Jesse, you'll be working with Lukas and Petra.
Jesse: Awesome! My dream threesome!
Everyone else:...
Jesse:...Of people on a team.
Lukas: I currently have 7 empty books and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Jesse: Put spaghetti in it.
Lukas: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Petra: Put spaghetti in it.
Lukas: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Radar:.......Put spaghetti in it-
Lukas: I am no longer taking suggestions.
[Axel puts down a +4]
Lukas: Ah, you really did me in the ass that time.
Olivia: What.
Axel: I'm not the one you should be saying that to...
Jesse:...
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
I’m reblogging to both of my blogs bc I don’t need ppl like that here
Ethan: I’m very upset and nothing can make me feel better right now.
Mia:
Ethan: No.
Chris:
Ethan: Guys, don’t.
Mia: *brings Elena into the room*
Ethan, fighting back a smile: Dammit.
Ethan: “That’s it, I don’t want to be in this castle anymore. THIS. PLAYDATE. IS. OVER”
Daniela: “W-wait! Where are you going?”
Ethan: “….TO FIND MY CHILD”
Bela: “It’s faster if I drag you!” hooks leg and runs
Ethan:
Ethan: “AAAAAAAAAAAA”
Ethan, trying to teach the lords to be civil for once: Rule Number One-
Heisenburg: Don't use condoms his wife bought. That's just rude.
Ethan:...The most important rule is-
Heisenburg: Lubricant is public property!
Heisenburg: Hey, do you wanna have dinner with me saturday night?
Ethan:...I'm celebrating my wedding anniversary Saturday.
Heisenburg: Oh...
Heisenburg: Friday night?
Chris, walking with teenaged Rose: You know, time will heal a broken heart.
Chris, pulling out a brick: But not that bitches window
Res8 vines to ease my disappointment in the E3 showcase (has spoilers for res8)
Heisenberg: *exists*
Me: AA
Ethan: *is revealed to have been dead this entire time*
Me: AAA
Capcom: *shows only 1 minute of res8 info before tricking me into watching what is basically an esports ad*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Alicia: *to Ethan and Heisenberg, While banging pans together* I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ A YALL, YALL NOT GONNA SLEEP CUZ A ME
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Heisenberg: *breathes*
Ethan: Wow :D
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Heisenberg: Mom, I got something to tell you
Mother Miranda: what is it honey
Heisenberg: I got an a-bor-tion
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Moreau: road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
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Heisenberg: hey man you wanna see a picture of my cock?
Chris: hell no
Heisenberg: *shows him a picture of a rooster* picture of my cock
Chris: that's a chicken motherfucker
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Donna: *plays flute during traffic jam*
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Mia: hi, I'm Mia Winters and I'm your freestyle dance teacher
Mia: *proceeds to dance atrociously*
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Mother Miranda: oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich
Heisenberg: go back to sleep and starve
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Mother Miranda: YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE?!
Ethan: IM A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN'T KILL ME!
Mother Miranda: BI-
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Chris: hey ya-
Lycan: *snarls*
Chris: AAAAAAAAAA GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH
Heisenberg: it don't bite
Chris: YES IT DO-
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Ethan: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME
Mia: THATS MY OPINION
Chris: ...
Heisenberg: 0.o
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Heisenberg: Siri what's my name?
Phone: you're Karl. But you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina va-
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Ethan: I have a job, a wife, a kid and a mortgage, and if I drop a bag of chips on the ground I don't cry about it.
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Alicia: Drop the knife!
Ethan: why don't ya come a get it?
Alicia: *shows her finger claws* I said drop the knife
Ethan: fuck you
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Heisenberg: hey how much you pay for that taco
Moreau: ay you know this boys got his free taco- *falls on his face*
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Angie: hi, I'm attorney Angie. Have you or a loved one been injured in an accident? Sucks to be you I guess.
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Ethan: oh no
Heisenberg: oh no
Sturm: *busts thru wall* OH YEAH
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Chris "you're a citizen" Redfield: Ethan, it's 10 degrees! Get in the helicopter before you get hypothermia!
Ethan, about to fuckin sacrfice himself: Well, that's ironic. It's freezing and i'm still having a meltdown!
Ethan: The haters are like "aren't you wanted by Lady Dimitrescu?" Like, yeah I'm wanted by a lot of people that's the price of being pretty.
Ethan: Anyway, i did kind of kill her daughters-
Mia: Okay, we need to light five black candles at midnight in a salt circle with black crystals and say this incantation and maybe the spirit will leave.
Ethan, coming in banging pots and pans: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU UNDEAD MOTHERFUCKER
